From Weird to Weirder…

Hakkai

This is so not fair…why…

(Looks over to Sanzo's Guardian Angel who is currently giggling at the moment)

You think this is funny don't you?

Sanzo's Guardian Angel

(Stops giggling)

Well…yes…you have a problem?

Hakkai

Let me see, you changed my sex…you had my voice turn feminine…you had Gojyo kiss me…and now you ended the last chapter with me torturing the doctor…would you classify this as a problem?

Sanzo's Guardian Angel

Hmmmmm?

(Thinks for a minute)

No

Hakkai

Then what would you classify it?

Sanzo's Guardian Angel

Well I would classify it as comedy to be honest

Hakkai

Ah so that would explain your current evilness in this story would it?

Sanzo's Guardian Angel

Hmmmm? Well yeah

Hakkai

I rest my case

Back to the Story

Sanzo and Gojyo waited patiently as many doctors and nurses walked by, a young nurse with long blonde hair walked past them, Gojyo looked at the nurse and whistled.

"Got some fine legs there…"

Another nurse with long black hair this time was walking past them, Gojyo looked at her with his eyes wide open.

"Hey Nurse!" The nurse looked and walked over to him, Gojyo waved his hand to signal to come closer. Sanzo looked at him and turned his head away as he closed his eyes. Many sounds of whispers then there was a huge slapping sound.

"You're a disgrace to mankind" Sanzo looked back to see Gojyo with a big red mark on his face as little tears went down his face.

"Nobody loves me" He cried.

"Sure somebody loves you…they'd just be suffering from brain damage though if they would want to go out with you…" Gojyo narrowed his eyes as he looked at him.

"Mr. Sanzo, Mr. Gojyo the doctor's ready to see you now" with that they both got up and walked into the hospital room… There was the doctor and a giant curtain that was covering something like a project about to be shown.

"I am proud to say that the operation was a success…"

"Oh really can we see him now?" asked Gojyo

"Why of course" the doctor replied cheerfully as he immediately pulled the curtain.

Sanzo and Gojyo eye's both went wide, and Gojyo's nose was beginning to bleed. Sanzo stared at the doctor and waved his hand for him to come closer. The doctor did so, Gojyo looked down upon the resident on the bed.

"HOLY HARMONES!" Gojyo shouted as Sanzo brought out the paper fan and smacked him with it. After that Sanzo hid the paper fan away and grabbed the doctor by the collar.

"I asked for a reduction…NOT BREAST IMPLANTS!" he screeched as he smacked the doctor over and over again.

Gojyo looked over as his face went red, looking at the person on the bed. Seeing a very…large chest Hakkai, sleeping soundly on the bed…

(Author's Note: For those of you who are wandering what size…their the size of Yaone's…but a tiny bit bigger… okay I write it you imagine it…)

Hakkai's eyes begun to open slowly as he raised himself up, drowsiness still in effect…but that will all change very soon. He noticed something different and looked down. His face went blue and he looked up at his fellow companions looking like he's about to die at any second.

"Um…did I miss something here?" Hakkai asked in a cold voice. Gojyo took a couple of steps back knowing that there is a ticking time bomb that is set to explode at any second.

"But you said that you wanted breast transplants!" the doctor sobbed as he was terrified of the angry bald priest.

"Nothing much…the doctor just did fuck all…instead of reduction he did Breast Transplants" Gojyo stated.

A sudden vein appeared on Hakkai's head. Then there were these strange green flames surrounding Hakkai as his eyes were closed tight trying his best to keep Cho Gonou from causing a brutal massacre to the doctor and the people within the hospital.

Gojyo, making the wise decision and crept away as he hid behind Sanzo.

"Um…S…Sanzo…" Sanzo swiftly turned his head back with his violet eyes still within maximum rage mode.

"What!" Gojyo pointed as Sanzo followed the direction that it was going; his face went into a dark blue colour as his violet's widened in horror. They both took thirty steps out of the room knowing what Hakkai was about to do. Sanzo gently closed the door as he locked it.

Back at the Inn

"So what happened next, Gojyo?" Goku asked eagerly to know what his fellow companion did next. Gojyo took a deep breath as he summed up the rest of the facts.

"Well somehow Hakkai broke the Doctors nose and managed to blow up the whole area within ten miles radius… I'm surprised we didn't get a bill…" Sanzo who was sitting at the table with his glasses on and his hair tied behind his back a calculator in hand as there was a long rug of paper that kept lengthening as he moved about.

"What the fuck do you think I'm dealing with Kappa?" Sanzo Shrieked

Hakkai who has now calmed down was sitting across the table drinking a relaxing green tea. He seemed so calmed so relaxed so happy in his girly form…if only he didn't go completely loony on the doctor and accidentally broke his nose and the doctor who was screaming 'My face my beautiful face!' at a loud tone of voice.

"See what happens when you go berserk Hakkai you've got the great Sanzo sama in one of his hissy fits and me scarred for life…"

Hakkai removed the cup from his lips and replied happily in his girly voice "Sorry I think I got myself a little bit carried away…"

"You call destroying a whole clinic, breaking the doctor's nose, causing almost every person that was in the clinic at that time having to make them take therapy sessions and making me pays all these bills which are sore on my pocket you call that being carried away…" Hakkai nodded happily as he took another sip of his wonderful tea.

Everyone sighed.

To Be Continued

Hakkai

How could you…

Sanzo's Guardian Angel

What?

Hakkai

You Monster…

Sanzo's Guardian Angel

Oh Grow Up