Title: Gay Werewolf

Description: Sirius interrupts Remus's reading. All-Dialogue MWPP era. SBRL

Category: Romance

Other Category(s): Humor

Parings: Remus/Sirius

Warnings: Slash

Disclaimer: I only own a few people, but I'm not claming own to anything that belongs to J. K. Rowling, I don't really fancy getting sued at the moment.

"Remmy"

"Sirius, I'm reading."

"No you're not."

"What can you base that on?"

"Your eyes weren't moving."
"Oh, you were paying attention?"

"Why wouldn't I pay attention to you?"

"What do you mean?"

"Because you just so sexy."

"Sirius, stop messing with me."

"I'm not, you really are sexy."

"mutter"

"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that."

"I said I'm not as sexy as you."

"Well, you have to excuse me. It's not fair if I'm counted."

"Well, you're selfless, aren't you."

"I hate sarcasm."

"Wait… you think I'm sexy?"

"Well, well, well, aren't you supposed to be the smart one? Even a rat could figure that out."

"You really think I'm sexy?"

"Yeah."

"Sirius?"

"Huh?"

"I love you."

"Oka—wait, what?"

"I'm head over heels in love with you."

"Remus?"

"Yeah?"

"I love you too."

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