Thanks SO much for reviewing my other stories! Once again, I was told to write another one….This time it's….

RUSSEL THE FAT MAN

Russel the fat man,

Was a very big fellow,

With a drum set, pupil less eyes, and a gut made of jello.

Russel the fat man,

Was a dumb tale they say.

He was really fat,

And the people knew, how he came to town that day.

There must have been some hunger in that lard filled vein,

For when he saw a cheese burger,

He really went insane!

Oh Russel the fat man,

Was as hungry as could be,

More than Pete, Elisa, and Farmer Joe,

And even you and me!

Chompity chomp, chomp. Chompity, comp, chomp.

Look at Russel go!

Chompity chomp, chomp. Chompity chomp, chomp.

He even ate the snow!