Hello and Merry Chistmas. Here are four limericks, three of which are Christmas related, for you! Thank you to all who continue to read!

KISSES! (oh, and please continue to send me ideas if you want to have a limerick written. It can be something as simple as "these three words rhyme... do something with them. I love a challenge.)

1. Jealous Ron

While dancing at the Yule Ball

Hermione heard somebody call:

"He might be well known,

but don't get him alone

'cause I'll wager his dick is too small."

2. Christmas

Alone in the req-room with Cho

who noticed some spare mistletoe.

Anyone could bet

That her kisses were wet,

But we're not sure about down below.

3. Anvil sized hints.

One with red hair and a rat.

One with big teeth and a cat.

Fighting ever.

Dating? Never!

Wait, they're shagging! Fancy that.

4. Cheap Gifts

For a jolly good holiday present

Harry had quite a naughty intent:

"I'll strip nude down below,

tie it up with a bow,

and I've managed to spend not a cent!"