This is based on a true story, a tragic but horrifically true story, we felt it should be shared with the world so they too can understand the beauty of treasury tags.

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Treasury Tag Tragedy

One day Mulch had an overwhelming urge to buy a pack of 10 green treasury tags from his local WHSmith store.

He gambled in merrily, purchased his treasury tags and gambled home. Once home he emptied out his treasury tags onto the floor and squealed with delight. He lovingly began to name each one; they were given the following names:

Hobbaflobbablobbaman

Cheesy McCheese

Mmmmmmmicrowavesrule

Penguin de la Penguin

Neurofen

Poopoo von Pie

Cobbidge Nobbins

Ramalamadingdong

Navet Enorme

Miss Piggy

He hugged each treasury tag in turn and built a house out cardboard boxes for them. He then got bored, made them into a pie and had them for his tea.

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I know this fic may have been emotionally scarring for some people but we felt others should know that this kind of thing still happens today! So next time you see a treasury tag remember this story and hope that treasury tag goes to good home….