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Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-19-05 - Complete - id:2709813

Once again, I got an idea springing review. And just remember, I LOVE Murdoc, and I'm just messing around here!

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own Gorillaz.

You're a mean one, ,

You really are an ass!

You're as cuddly as a lobster,

And as soft as razor glass,

!

You're a bad banana with a,

Greasy black peel!

You're a devil, !

You're hearts an old trashcan!

You're mind is full of horror,

You've got rot in your hand,

!

I wouldn't touch you with a,

Million and a half foot pole!

You're a rude one, !

You have greenness in your grin!

You have all the kindness of a,

RABID PENGUIN,

!

Given the choice between the two of you,

I'd take the rabid penguin!

You're a foul one, !

You're a horrid, killer duck!

You're heart is full of puss,

And the stuff that people chuck,

!
Three words that that best describe you,

Are as follows, and I quote,

"Mean, Meaner, MEANEST!"

You're an evil one, !

You're the king of sinful sins!

Your hearts a dead potato,

Splotched with moldy purple spots,

!

Your souls an old landfill,

Full of hated, awful stuff,

!

You disgust me, ,

With your hateful awful words!

You're an endless pit of rubbish,

And you drive a messed up jeep,

!

You're a double decker puss

And mold sandwich,

With spider gut SAUCE!

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