A/N: Well. I'm sure someone, somewhere, has already done this. But I've done it again, and found it rather humorous. Just something I found and dusted off a bit. Enjoy!

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The Twelve Days of Christmas (According to SG-1)

On the first day of Christmas, SG-1 got to see:

Dr. Jackson stuck in a tree!

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On the second day of Christmas, SG-1 got to see:

Two politicians,

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And Dr. Jackson up a large tree!

On the third day of Christmas, SG-1 got to see:

Three French privates,

Two politicians,

And Dr. Jackson trapped in a tree!

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On the fourth day of Christmas, SG-1 got to see:

Four boring briefings,

Three French privates,

Two politicians,

And what's with Daniel and the stupid tree?

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On the fifth day of Christmas, SG-1 got to see:

Five Goa'uld!

Four boring briefings,

Three French privates,

Two politicians,

And Daniel stuck up high in a tree!

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On the sixth day of Christmas, SG-1 got to see:

Six daft reporters,

Five Goa'uld!

Four boring briefings,

Three French privates,

Two politicians,

And Daniel Jackson stuck in a tree!

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On the seventh day of Christmas, SG-1 got to see:

Seven Ancient doohickeys,

Six daft reporters,

Five Goa'uld!

Four boring briefings,

Three French privates,

Two politicians,

And Daniel Jackson's still in the tree!

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On the eighth day of Christmas, SG-1 got to see:

Eight angry Tok'ra,

Seven Ancient doohickeys,

Six daft reporters,

Five Goa'uld!

Four boring briefings,

Three French privates,

Two politicians,

And won't someone get Daniel out of the damn tree?

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On the ninth day of Christmas, SG-1 got to see:

Nine System Lords,

Eight angry Tok'ra,

Seven Ancient doohickeys,

Six daft reporters,

Five Goa'uld!

Four boring briefings,

Three French privates,

Two politicians,

And Daniel's still stuck in that tree!

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On the tenth day of Christmas, SG-1 got to see:

Ten red alerts!

Nine System Lords,

Eight angry Tok'ra,

Seven Ancient doohickeys,

Six daft reporters,

Five Goa'uld!

Four boring briefings,

Three French privates,

Two politicians,

And Daniel may never get out of the tree!

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On the eleventh day of Christmas, SG-1 got to see:

Eleven Asguard beamings,

Ten red alerts,

Nine System Lords,

Eight angry Tok'ra,

Seven Ancient doohickeys,

Six daft reporters,

Five Goa'uld!

Four boring briefings,

Three French privates,

Two politicians,

And Daniel's fed up with being stuck in a tree!

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On the twelfth day of Christmas, SG-1 got to see:

Twelve Jaffa cree-ing,

Eleven Asguard beamings,

Ten red alerts,

Nine System Lords,

Eight angry Tok'ra,

Seven Ancient doohickeys,

Six daft reporters,

Five Goa'uld!

Four boring briefings,

Three French privates,

Two politicians,

And Teal'c finally got Daniel down from the tree!