Gollum The Crazy Hobbit

Rating: PG/K+

Genre: Humor/Parody

Summary: Parody of Rudolph the Red nose Reindeer! MERRY X-MAS!

Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR, or Rudolph the Red-nose Reindeer. Splee.

Gollum the Crazy Hobbit

Had a very shiny Ring

(MY PRECIOUS!)

And if you ever saw him,

Even you would say "Bling bling!"

All of the other Hobbits

(LIKE SAM AND FRODO)

Used to laugh and call him names

(LIKE STINKER!)

They never let poor Gollum

Commit a Class three felony

(LIKE PREMEDITATED MURDER!)

Then one foggy day in Emyn Muil

Frodo came to say,

"Gollum with your split personalities,

Won't you guide us to Mordor please?"

Then everyone… well, still hated him

And they shouted out with Glee,

"Gollum, you crazy Hobbit,

You'll go down in Movie Three!"