I'm baaack! miss me? no? (drat) Well, I'm back with Christmas cheer! I have carols Foster's style that'll make you laugh! A quick disclaimer: I don't own anything but the parody of these Christmas carols! So... here's the first one. It kina has drug references so...

Berry we have heard on high

Berry we have heard on high

She sniffs sharpies all the time

This really just won’t do

That might be why she’s in love with Bloo

“WooOoooOooooOooooO,” she screams,

she just won’t stop whooping,

“WooOoooOooooOooooO,” she screams,

we won’t get her off high.

Herriman we have heard on high

Won’t stop sniffing sharpies,

He jumped the roof just like a bird,

And screams that funky smelling turd,

“WooOoooOooooOooooO,” he screams,

he just won’t stop whooping,

“WooOoooOooooOooooO,” he screams,

he will always be on crack.

Duchess we have heard on high,

Sniffs sharpies all the time,

How’d she ever pass D.A.R.E. camp?

Now someone tune the bass amp,

“WooOoooOooooOooooO,” she screams,

she just won’t quit whooping,

“WooOoooOooooOooooO,” she screams,

Let’s all hope that she dies.

(D.A.R.E. stands for Drug Abuse Resistance Education)

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