A/N: It's Maj while she's saving the school. Thanks to DR. COFFIN for the idea. I appreciate it, I really do, even though it's taken me ages to follow up on it. Thing is, I only just saw the movie again, and it was only for the second time. But I'm finally back. :) Hope everyone likes it.

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"Chew through the wire!" They're yelling. Oh yeah, like it's the easiest thing in the world. Not that I can't do it or anything, but the wires down here are thick. And, more to the point, they taste terrible. Kind of metallic, with, I swear, a hint of stale gym shorts.

Not that I've ever actually eaten stale gym shorts. Actually, I don't even know if they have a taste. But trust me, if they had a taste, they would taste like this wire.

Ugh.

And what happens when I get through it? Am I going to get, like, electrocuted or something? I never imagined sacrificing myself to save the world. Leave that to the heroes, right?

Honestly, I was never very interested in being a hero, anymore than I was interested in being a sewage treatment plant worker or something.

However, if I pull this off I highly suspect I will become one whether I want to be or not.

Oh yuck. The further through this wire I get, the worse it tastes. And to top it off, my teeth hurt.

And okay, so maybe I'm a little nervous. Scared even. Actually, terrified might cover it.

But you didn't hear that from me. In fact, you didn't hear it at all. Got it?

I wish they would stop it with the yelling.

"Chew, chew for your life!" That has to be Zack. It sure wouldn't be Ethan. "And our lives!"

That was Ethan.

Ouch, yuck, ouch, yuck, yuck, yuck!

Oops!

Through it. And look. I'm not dead. How cool is that?

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A/N: Hope it was alright. Please let me know what you thought of it.