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How to Annoy Other Visser's and your suboardinates. By Visser 3.

HOW TO KEEP A HEATHLY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) When you go to an opera with your Sub-Visser, Iniss 226, sing along to it.

I remember the day Iniss dragged me to an opera and as you can imagine I protested greatly.

'Iniss... I don't want to go. I HATE operas! All it is is a fat women screaming and yelling.' I whined. He paid no attention to my sulking. He would dragging me here, oh yes, he will.

We got into my Baby One. My big black Warrior. Her geaming paint work reflected an man with his hair gelled back and a black suit with a bow. Gag! Then I saw Iniss come up behind with a cheesey grin on his face. Stupid Iniss. I should have killed him.

'You look so smart Esplin.' He flattened my hair more and I whipped away his hand like a fly. He turned his back, so I ruffled my hair. It now stood on end and at every angle. Hee! Hee!

We got into my car and so did Brak, Edriss, Kovu, Deedra and Staurt. My poor Baby couldn't handle this much!

'Stop worry about your stupid car and drive to the opera!' ordered Visser One. Everyone nodded and I grumbled. Stupid Vissers and Sub-Vissers wanting to go to some stupid opera.

Half an hour later we arrived. There was a big sign above the door. 'TITANIC.' A menacing smile came across my face. No one noticed though. Wait until they see what I have instore.

I sat for an agonising two hours. Two hours! I tell you, how can anyone sit through this crap! Some more songs played and then came my moment.

The next song started and all of a sudden...

I sprang out of seat and started to sing,

'Near, far, where ever you are...!'

I sang the entire song and the look on my friends faces were priceless! Edriss was as red as her dress, Iniss was pale asthough he was sick, Brak said nothing and Staurt and Deedra were busy.

Everyone had looked up to see me sing. Then ushers came to us and threw us out. All the way home I smiled to myself and when I got to my office I laughed so hard my sides started to hurt.

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