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Hi, people reading this story! This is my first shot at an Inuyasha fic, and it’s not even fully just Inuyasha. ‘Tis my Gorillaz/Inuyasha crossover! I hope it’s funny and I hope everyone likes it!
Just a warning to all Kagome lovers: I don’t like her as herself or paired with Inuyasha. She doesn’t deserve him at all. Kikyo deserves Inuyasha and Inuyasha deserves Kikyo. This fic is made to kind of make fun of Kagome, so…yeah. That’s all I have to say.
Enjoy!
I present, ‘Say That Name, Kagome!’!
Inuyasha heard Kagome’s irritating cry of his name. It was nothing new, though. She said his name about fifty times every day and night. He tried to ignore her as he fought with Naraku. Every blow he made counted. If he slipped up one time, it could possibly cost him his chance, or even more, his life.
“Inuyasha!” he heard the cry again as he dodged a blow from his attacker.
This was probably the thirtieth time he’d heard her yell his name just in this one battle. He chose once again to ignore it and hoped she’d finally come to realize one day that screaming his name every two minutes wasn’t going to do a darn bit of good. His puppy heart still loved her, though, even if all she ever did was scream his name and sit him constantly.
That was what a certain bassist by the name of Murdoc wondered to himself as he walked through the country of Japan dumbfoundedly. He and his other band members (2-D, Noodle, and Russel) had come to Japan to visit again, but he had no clue how he wound up separated from them. Whatever the reason, he only gave a silent aggravated sigh and wandered around, hoping to find some explanation…or maybe even some sexy Japanese chic.
He hadn’t walked far when he heard an irritating sound that was almost like a dying bird squawking its head off.
“Inuyasha!”
He blinked and decided to follow the strange noise. Maybe whatever it was, could lead him back with his band.
Murdoc soon came across a cave. He’d heard the squawking sound nearly twenty times as he came closer to it. Now the noise didn’t sound too far off at all. It was coming from inside the dark, damp cave.
“Inuyasha!”
He went inside the cave and kept following the sound. Soon, he came to an opening inside the cave. There, he saw a guy in a red kimono fighting with another guy that had long, black hair. He raised an eyebrow and looked at the fight.
“What the…?” he said to himself.
“Inuyasha!” the squawk was extremely close by.
Murdoc shifted his Persian-eyed gaze toward the direction of the sound and saw a young woman with long, black hair, wearing a really stupid-looking skirt and blouse. He smiled slyly. He couldn’t find the rest of his band mates, but at least he found a girl. Maybe the guys would let him bring her back with him to Kong Studios, the place he called home.
“Inuyasha!” the girl shrieked.
Murdoc decided to speak to her. He casually edged closer to her.
“’Ey, babe, I got a Winnebago,” he said smoothly.
“Inuyasha!” she screamed after glancing at him with wide, blank eyes and then turning back to the battle.
“…What?” he said hesitantly.
“Inuyasha!”
“…Okay…so, ya wanna come with me, hot stuff?” he grinned with a sexy smirk.
“Inuyasha!” she yelled again.
“What the crap does that even mean?” he asked, beginning to get annoyed.
“Inuyasha!”
“Yeeeaaahh…so…you eighteen yet, hon?”
“Inuyasha!”
“Can ya say anything other than ‘Inawasha’?” he finally asked.
“Inuyasha!”
“Hello…? Are ya even listening?”
“Inuyasha!”
“’Ey! C’mon, shut the crap up and talk to me!” Murdoc growled.
“Inuyasha!”
Murdoc growled and threw his arms up in an aggravated manner.
“Screw you then, ya whiny bitch!” he yelled and turned away from her.
He began to leave mumbling and swearing annoyingly to himself. As he got farther and farther away, he still heard the annoying wail of the girl.
“Inuyasha…Inuyasha…Inuyasha!”
And that was the tale of Murdoc of Kong Studios and Kagome of Idiotville.
And just a note to all Kagome lovers who hated this, if you flame me I shall laugh at you! I warned you all that I didn't like Kagome and this fic was so make fun of her! So it's your own fault for not heeding my warning! Hahahahaha!
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