T itle: Everyday Treats

Author: Ster Julie

Codes: S/Mc (implied); double drabble

Rating: PG (slashy)

Part 1/1

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Spock, are you vegan?

Leonard, you know that I am Vulcan.

I know that, you pointy-eared elf. How strict of a vegetarian are you? Do you eat eggs, dairy products?

I occasionally have cheese.

So, dairy is in, but eggs are out?

Interesting way of putting it, but yes, I eat dairy products. I do not eat eggs. Why?

Oh, I'd thought I'd whip up a special treat for the holidays. Lessee, I'm sure you don't eat suet.

Suet?

Beef fat.

Absolutely not.

Well, I'm sure I can substitute something else. Are you allergic to any Terran fruits or nuts?

I know of a certain physician from Earth who has accused me of driving him "nuts" on occasion.

Watch it, Spock!

And I must have succeeded because our mutual friend once accused him of being "fruitier than a nutcake."

You're on thin ice, mister!

"Thin ice"? See? You have proven my point. There is no ice underfoot, only decking.

I thought the halls are supposed to be decked.

Okay, that does it. No holiday treat for you.

Leonard, I don't need a holiday treat. You're my treat. Everyday.

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