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Ok, since you all love me enough to give me 126 reviews at last count, I now present to you the 100 reviews BONUS CHAPTER!
It's really just a bunch of silliness, with no actually need to be here, but I thought it would be fun to have a look at what Sano and Megumi are thinking at the story's end.
Here you go: it's your reward for being such loyal reviewers! I hope you enjoy it… I, on the other hand, will be going back to school today…that's right! While you're reading this, my brain is now turning to mush from trying to figure out my new schedule and wondering how I will ever survive my senior year.
Also, for anyone who cares, I just realized that map I tried to draw you of Aoshi's didn't really work when it got uploaded…I'm gonna try to put in on my profile page, if anyone is interested to see what it really looked like…
Yeah... anyway, here you go. Please, don't hate me for this…although I understand if you do…I sort of hate myself for it. But I do hope you have fun, I will miss you all, but I hope to see at least some of you again in future stories!
Ta!
Sano sighed, looking at the table. "I can't believe he just…left!" He blubbered.
"Oh, Sano, it's alright," Megumi said, bringing him a cup of tea. "He's happy now! See, the story worked out fine! Aoshi and Misao are together, and Kenshin and Kaoru are together, just how it's supposed to be!"
"Yeah, but what about us?" Sano sniffled. "We don't even get mentioned in the end!"
"I don't know what you're talking about," Megumi said haughtily. "I played a very large roll in the end. I happen to have saved the day."
Sano rolled his eyes. "Oh, well great for you! Here I am, I'm supposed to be his best friend, and I get left completely out of the end, while you take all the glory!"
"I know it's hard," Megumi said consolingly, "but at least you had a part. And a part where your character actually made sense, not like in some fics where all the plot lines suck and the characters are super OOC…" Megumi suddenly turned broody, mumbling about crazy crossovers and fanfics that don't make sense.
"You mean how we're being now?" Sano asked, but Megumi growled.
"You don't think the Author is letting her anger at not being able to find anything worth reading seep into her story, do you?"
"What?" Megumi cried. "She would never do that! She's far more professional! Besides, she's really been enjoying Broken Pieces and Converse recently…"
"Alright, but here's what I don't get about our story," Sano said. "Kaoru is all prepaid for her journey to Tokyo, but Kenshin just goes with her. He doesn't have food, a change of clothes… He just leaves. Plus, remember when Kaoru went back? No one thought it was weird that Aoshi wasn't surprised to see here. If he was supposed to think she was gone that whole time, wouldn't that look a little suspicious to the servants?"
"Yeah," Megumi agreed. "Talk about your plot holes. Maybe she should stop writing at two in the morning, just for the sake of things making sense. I think she really needs a beta reader. Hint hint, wink wink! If you're interested, let her know! Last chance!"
Meanwhile, the author grumbled at her characters for having minds of their own. "You two shuddup!"
"Author-chan?" Megumi said sweetly. "I think for the sake of your readers you should stop writing for tonight. I can hear their brain cells popping."
"I think my own are popping, but I promised them a bonus chapter…all I have is this worthless piece of crap…"
"See!" Sano cried. "She thinks we're worthless!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!" Sano stuck out his tongue.
Megumi stood and said in a sugary sweet voice, "Alright, I'm ending this madness before you loose all respect for the author. Thank you all for being so wonderful and reviewing her story, she really does appreciate it, she's just sort of in a state of high-caffination at 11:26 pm, and should probably be in bed, since she is starting school tomorrow!" Megumi glared at the author, who was ignoring her in favor if glaring at Sano. "The author would like to let you know she will be changing her name to Lady Koh soon, incase you would like to keep up with her work." Megumi glanced at the bickering author and Sano, the former of which was pulling a Yahiko and gnawing on the mans' head. "Ok, I think that's enough for tonight!" Megumi slyly hit the 'quit' button and turned off the computer.