Show : AVATAR (NO ! It is not Pokémon ! Definitively not !)

Author : Calliopé, crazy vampire-muse (aka Call-chan or Call-sama for the friends lol)

Genre : Humor/Parody

Pairings : Nope

Disclaimer : I don't own Aang and his friends. TT. I WANT ZUKO ! (Zuko : Help me !)

So be tolerant !

Yes, I am French. I live near Paris and I have learnt English for six.

But I am sure that you don't care at all. So let the fic begin !

Blue Spirit's enigma.

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Calliopé (Me) : Hi everybody ! Welcome tooooooooooo the "Crazy-Muse's Chat !".

Today, the big question is…. About the Blue Spirit !

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Me : Well, first Question, the most important I think !

Question one : Does the Blue Spirit exist ?

Sokka : HUH ? What is "The Blue Spirit" exactly ? A shampoo ?

Iroh : No ! It's a sort of tea ! (giggles)

Bumi : No, I think it's the name of an other mad genius, like me !

Katara : NO ! You stupid guys ! It's the crazy ninja we saw on the wanted poster !

Sokka : Ah yeeeeeeeeees, I remember now.

Katara : Consequently, he exists, since he is on a wanted poster !

Sokka : Wow, how intelligent you are, sis'.

Katara : I know, I know.

Me : (sweatdrop) : Herrrr… yeah. So next question…

Zuko : STOP ! I want to protest ! The Blue Spirit doesn't exist ! It's only a legend !

Zhao : Don't listen to him ! The Blue Spirit exists ! A real traitor ! He betrays the Fire Nation by helping the Avatar ! (looks at Zuko)

Zuko (yelling) : Don't trust this foolish pig ! He's lying !

Iroh : Well… I don't think he exists (winks at Zuko)

Aang : I don't agree ! Of course the Blue Spirit exists !

Katara : Are you sure, Aang ?

Aang : YES ! Because… (suspence)… because…. Because…

Sokka : Aang, could you please… ?

Aang : Erk, sorry (smirk). Because the Blue Spirit SAVED me ! (looks at Zuko)

Sokka, Katara, Bumi and all the others : WHAAAAAAAAAAAT !

Iroh (patting his beard) Uhmmm… Interesting (looks at Zuko, who is looking at the floor, ashamed).

Aang : YES ! He saved me ! When Katara and Sokka were sick, I was captured by Zhao ! And I was chained in a room inside a high security Fire Nation fortress ! And the Blue Spirit came and he saved me ! And we escaped from the fortress together ! But a Yuyan archer shot him and he fall inconscious. And then, I discovered he actually was…

Zuko : (deadful glare and fire around his fists)

Aang : Errrrr… Well… So… In fact, I have absolutely NO ideas who he is. I completely ignore it ! I swear I don't know at all ! I…

Me : O.K, Aang, we understood ! Next question please !

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Calliopé (me) : Question Two : What do you think about the Blue Spirit ?

Zhao : A REAL TRAITOR ! HE HAVE BETRAYED THE FIRE NATION ! I WILL CAPTURE HIM AND EXECUTE HIM AND…

(Call kicks Zhao to calm him).

Iroh : Well… I really think he's a honorable guy.

(Iroh looks at his nephew, who seems surprised and grateful).

Katara : Well… If he really helped Aang, heis notbe bad,is he ?

Sokka : Yeap, I agree.

Aang : The Blue Spirit ? He is one of my best friends ! I hope… (looks at Zuko with emphasis).

Zuko : (avoid the glare, confused)

Me : And… What about you Zuko ?

Zuko : Huh ? WHAT ? BUT I TOLD YOU THAT THE BLUE SPIRIT DOESN'T EXIST !

Me : Of course, of course. Next question.

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Me : Question Three : If you meet the Blue Spirit, what will you told to him ?

Sokka : I don't know…. Humm… Oh yes ! I will ask him to teach me his blade-fighting arts.

Me : Interesting…

Katara : I think… I will ask him to show me his real face.

Iroh : Bad idea, young girl.

Katara : Why ?

Iroh : giggles.

Zuko : (ignores Katara and Iroh)

Me : Forget it, Katara.

Aang : I will tell him he's one of my best friends, of course.

Zuko (confuses and stares the sky) : …

Aang : And it was very nice of him to save me ! I thank him very much !

Zuko : … (no comments)

Aang : I really think that we make a good team and I hope we will fight together against some ennemies again in the future !

Zuko : …..WHAT !

Aang : And finally, I will ask him if he accepts to teach me how to ride a Komodo Rhino !

Iroh : Yes, it would be fun !

Zuko : ….

Aang : Oh yes! And I will tell him that…

Zuko : ! I CAN'T SAND IT ANYMORE !

(Zuko leaves)

Me (embarrassed) : O.K… Last question please !

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Calliopé (ME) : Last question !

Zuko : At last !

Katara : Why is he so irritated ?

Aang : Hé hé hé. I don't know.

Me : Do you think… Zuko will be the blue spirit again…? Oops !

Everybody : WHAT !

Zhao : ah ha ! Here we are ! Zuko, you are discovered !

Zuko : I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ! I SWEAR IT !

Iroh : (reproaches) Calliopé…

Me : Sorry ! It was a mistake ! I wanted to mean… do you think the Blue Spirit will come back ?

Sokka (suspicious and thinking, it's very hard for him) : Well… The Blue Spirit… Zuko ? IF Zuko is alive and if he is the Blue Spirit… So… He will come back…

Katara (thinking too) : But Zuko wouldn't help Aang… And… No, Zuko can't be the Blue Spirit… But… Perhaps…

Aang : What are you talking about ! Zuko is not the Blue Spirit ! And you can trust me, because I met him ! If the Blue Spirit was Zuko, I would know it !

Katara : Yes, Aang must tell the truth ! Zuko is not the Blue Spirit.

Zhao : NO ! HE'S A LIAR ! HE…

Iroh (knocks out Zhao).

Zuko (whispers to Aang) : Errmmm… Hum…. Thank you.

Aang (big smile) No problem, my friend.

Zuko (yelling and fire) I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND !

(Aang and his friends flee)

Iroh : Well, now, why don't you enjoy a cup a Ginseng tea ?

Zuko : I DON'T NEED ANY TEA, UNCLE !

Calliopé (ME) : sweatdrops. O.K… Er… It was "The Blue Spirit's enigma" Show.

I hope you enjoyed it.

And now…

REVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS PLEASE ! I BEG YOU !

PLEASE !

(Iroh : Does anybody want a cup of Jasmin Tea with me ? Sob.

Me : YES, ME ! I WANT TEA !

Iroh : big smile)