A/N: HI! School's almost over so I can post more chappies soon! Yayz! Enjoy1

And then Cedric said it again, Harry struggling to get out of his embrace, 'cause he was being smothered by Cedric's big puffy yellow sweater, named Bob, who loved Cedric more 'n anything an' didn't want some skank moving in on his man.

But Philimenia was ever-so speshul and called on her powers, her goddess (and one satyr) powers , sending an army Vestal Virgins, which mannaged to distract the boys, and dumbledore, an' she sent out a bunch of hot young boys who Can salsa, to distract ebvry1 else. Cedric glared and ripped off bob, who cackled with glee and began smothering hatrry. "How dare you come in here an' disrupt the space-time contuinuum?" he roared, throwing a handful of yellow gliter at her.

She giggled, and perkily answered that it was Cedric who dewstroyed it, with his heinous, unnatural love for bob, the big puffy yellow sweater. Cedric growled and sudenly big black wings spouted from his back. Philimenia gasped, an' so did harry who had finally gotten rid of bob who was qyuietly smoldering inna cornber. Harry sobbed, "Why is my life so complicated/ all I wanted was Philimenia's boobs? Not this, not this!" Ally joined him in sobbing too, for she also just wanted Philimenia'se boobs. And so did Cho, and Snape's hitherto unknown daughter, who unfortuneatly looked a lot like him, Heainania merryweatyer. They all sobbed. Philimenia noticed this and was quite saddened, or she would've been if Cedric hadn't thrown a fireball at her head, destroying her sense of emotion. Yeah, so… other than that, let's check on harry. While the epic battle raged on, with dead bats an's stufff fal;ling from the ceiling, Harry and Seamus an' Fedrico were buzi making out with eachother. Bill Weasley came in (an-omg he iz soo cool) and dtragged hatrry up out of the orgy, where they were busty eating dormice an' larks' tongues an' fava beans. Harry squeaked, "Hi Bill! We're werent snoggin' or bonding."

Bill grumbled, "Good.' and Dragged harrry off, presumably to have his wicked ways with the fellow, gRyyinffindor. (oh btw bill has a bunch o' peircing nows, like on his lip an' tungue and places)

So wif Harry out of the way, Philimenia wss able to finish off Cedric an' tBob, his puffy yellow sweater hellbent on destroying the world! Muhaha..cough

An' then Luna danced on the body, her buterbere cork necklace jangling an' her radishes swinging to amn' fro.

A/N: It's a longer chappie. Just cause I gets out o shccool in 4 days! Ay1 don't forget to review! Pwease? -puppy dog eyes-