Soldier Boy

Dear sweet god. A parody of 'Sk8r Boi' by Avril Lavinge. I feel tainted. I do not own this song. I do not own Baten Kaitos. But I do own Avril Lavinge. That's PWN to you. I have a feeling I'll write more song parodies one day. Yes, I do understand some parts dont rhyme or fit into the syllable count.. deal. DEAL.

By the way, this song parody contains some spoilers.

He was a man,
He was a boy,
Can I make it any more obvious?

He's an ambassador,
With a big gun,
What more can I say?

They wanted him
For operation sweep
But he rebelled; those orders could go to hell!

But all of the army,
Stuck up their nose-
They had a problem with their plans being opposed!

He was a Soldier Boy,
He said see ya later boy,
He had to stand for a righteous cause!

He had a shiny gun,
But soon he was on the run,
Exiled from the land that he called home!

Few months from now,
He's a prisoner,
Sitting in Diadem, he's all alone!

He turns around,
Guess who he sees,
Kalas and friends, came to speak with the king!

Then comes Gibari,
He already knows,
Wanted to see why the river over-flows!

He sits down to watch,
Watches the story unwind,
Thinks of the future he left behind..

He was a Soldier Boy,
He said see ya later boy,
He had to stand for a righteous cause!

Now he's a warrior,
A hope and a savior,
Does your ugly face see what he's worth?

He was a Soldier Boy,
He said see ya later boy,
He had to stand for a righteous cause!

Now he's a warrior,
A hope and a savior,
Does your ugly face see what he's worth?

Sorry dude but you missed out,
Well tough luck, that boy's ours now,

A battle to be won,
Another story has begun,

Too bad that they couldn't see,
See the man that boy could be,

There is more than meets the eye,
I see the soul that is inside.

He's just a boy,
And we're a few trav'lers,
Can we make it any more obvious?

We're dragging him along,
Haven't you heard?
We're gonna save the whole damn world!

He was a Soldier Boy,
He said see ya later boy,
He had to stand for a righteous cause!

We'll be chasing the end mangus,
Out to stop evil Melodia,
Questing to defeat Malpercio!

He was a Soldier Boy
He said see ya later boy
He had to stand for a righteous cause!

We'll be chasing the end magnus,
Out to stop evil Melodia,
Questing to defeat Malpercio!