In the Bathroom Stall

Chapter 1

A/N: I haven't really written a full fanfic like this before… most of mine are just messing around with stuff… you would understand if you read my other fics… Just a bunch of comedy I guess. Anyway Ed x Envy is expected. (That's what the fic is about…) Yaoi content! But you knew that already for it's Ed x Envy…So just read the fic…

Disclaimer: I do not and never will own Fullmetal Alchemist or the characters. But I do own this fic, so therefore in my mind I own a part of FMA! That is my logic anyway…

It was a normal morning in the all boys' school. Ed was sitting beside Roy. Envy was having a bad day. The only thing that was changing that fact was that the classrooms were trading a few students. They did this twice a year so some of the kids could meet others they had never even seen. Sometimes though, the teachers suffered, because they got a talker or lost the smartest student.

In Kakashi-sensei's (A/N: Yay, so what if he's from Naruto?) class -Class B- they had lost Havoc. He had gone to Class A. Roy, Maes, and Ed were upset that their friend had left for the other class. They really wanted to see the new student come in though. Who would some from Class A into their humble Class B?

'Ed, psst' Roy whispered to Ed, whom sat beside him, when Kakashi-sensei went to get the new addition to his crazy class. 'My place tonight.'

Ed just nodded, not even paying a bit of attention to Roy. Ed's eyes were practically glued to the door. He was waiting to know, which of the other students in the school would be in his class. What a joy to be able to make a new friend! Edward was feeling very happy that morning.

A burst of wind came in as Kakashi-sensei rammed the door open. 'I have the honour of presenting who will join our class.' He walked in with a boy who had long green hair. It reminded Ed of a palm tree. This boy looked very angry. Ed thought he knew this boy from that PE incident last year.

'This is Envy.' Kakashi-sensei said in a very bored voice. 'He will join our class for the last month of school.' That's right, its June thought Ed. Boy was it getting hot as they neared summer. That's when Ed recognized Envy. He had been involved in that nasty day last year. It had involved the school Health teacher, the PE teacher, and Envy.

Flashback

Ed was sitting in the back with Maes. They noticed Envy finally come into class, alone with the Health teacher, Mr. Armstrong. Mr. Armstrong had wanted to be the PE teacher, but Pride already was, so he thought he could help his students be strong by teaching in the health department.

Pride had walked over to the two who had entered the gym. They started talking. Ed heard Mr. Armstrong say 'He was sleeping in my classroom.' Envy just glared.

Pride wasn't happy that Envy had skipped half of gym class so he ordered him to do twenty laps around the gym. When Envy refused, Pride got angry. He wasn't as angry as Envy was though, for Envy punched him square in the jaw. Envy fled the gym immediately.

Ed and Maes watched that happen in amazement.

End Flashback

'That's right,' Ed thought. 'Envy had been suspended for three days.'

'ED!' Kakashi-sensei called. 'ED!' When Ed looked up, he realized he had zoned out. 'Ok, Ed, Envy will sit behind you. Please be nice to him, and try not to make him angry.' At that comment Envy glared. He wondered slowly to the back of the room and plunked himself on the chair behind Ed.

'Hi' Ed waved with a smile at Envy.

'I know you!' Envy said in surprise. 'I thought I wouldn't know anyone in this class.' That comment made Ed smile. Envy then thought, 'You're that guy I say with the outside gym class yesterday. You looked nice in your shorts.' As he thought that he blushed.

'Are you ok? Do you have a fever?' Ed sounded concerned. 'You're all red!'

'No, I'm fine' Envy muttered back.

When class was coming close to ending -as Kakashi always said when they had half and hour left- Roy, Envy, and Ed were having a conversation.

'So, Ed, what do you think your mark in math is?' Roy asked knowing it wasn't the best at the moment. Though, Ed was thinking about the PE incident he had recalled earlier. Ed blushed at the thought of Envy's shorts; they had been small because the school dryer had shrunken everyone's shorts.

'ED!' Roy yelled in his ear. 'You have been zoning out all day! And you are now blushing.'

Envy nodded agreeing with Roy. 'You are really red.'

'You are one to talk, Envy. You were red this morning.' Roy commented and Envy blushed. 'I think I know what you are thinking Edo-chan.' Roy smirked at Edward's blushing face, as it turned redder. 'You're thinking of our hot night last night aren't you?'

Ed glared at Roy. 'What are you talking about? I never say you last night!'

'Oh, you now what I mean' Roy smirked again and stood up. 'Last night I stole Ed's innocents in bed!' He announced to the class. Edward was so embarrassed. But mostly that he couldn't defend himself for his mouth would not move.

He was so mad at Roy for lying. He was getting really embarrassed as Roy made up some crazy story about what they did. Everyone believed Roy. Ed could feel tears in his eyes. This was worse when his father and brother found out he was gay. Ed was now crying at recalling what his father and brother had done to him. His own family. He hated Roy for bringing something up that happened to make him remember that awful day.

With a sudden burst of movement Ed flew out of the room and down the hall into the bathroom. He leaped into the last stall. His favourite stall, the one with the most privacy when you wanted to be alone. In fact it was the most private place in the school. The only thing Ed hated about it was that everyone called the stalls 'Shy Boy Stalls'. For all the boys that were shy, or cowardly hid themselves inside them. Ed only wanted them for privacy.

'What is wrong with Roy?' Ed questioned aloud now finding his voice. 'Why does he have to make such lies? Why is he ruining my life? Why is he even my boyfriend?' He gulped at the last two things he said. They were not true at all. Ed loved Roy. At least he thought he had.

'Why did he have to say such a thing in front of Envy!' Ed looked up confused. Envy? Why had Envy popped into his mind? Maybe he didn't like Roy as much as he thought to be true.

He let his eyes wander around the stall as his tears faded to few. He noticed something odd. A phone number that looked like Roy's, but that wasn't the odd part. Above the phone number it read;

'Looking for a hot night?'

And that looked like Roy's writing. Ed found the pen that he knew was hidden in the stall and wrote the number on his arm. He would find out if it was Roy's tonight.

After he had settled himself down, he got up to splash some water on his face. He felt somewhat better and was ready to face the classroom.

As Edward exited the bathroom, he wandered back down the hall. It was oddly quiet for the end of the day before the bell rang. He got to his classroom, opened the door and looked in surprise. No one was there. He looked at the clock on the wall. The school had been let out ten minutes ago.

Ed sighed as he wandered home. Now everyone would believe Roy's dumb story. He would have to face that fact tomorrow.

As he passed a pay phone he remembered the phone number on his arm. He walked up to it and found a quarter in his pocket. He began to dial the number slowly. What if this wasn't Roy's number? He was almost sure it was though. It really worried Ed.

As the ringing stop and someone answered, Ed almost hung up, too afraid to find out if it was Roy. 'Moshi moshi' Roy answered. It was Roy's number.

'What?' Ed was too afraid to say anything else.

'What? Ed? Hi. Why did you run out today? I'm sorry if I made you feel bad.' Roy sounded sincere.

'Roy? You-you…' Ed tried to choke it out. 'What's with your number in the bathroom stall? And the hot night thing?'

Roy didn't answer right away. Ed knew he was making some weird excuse. 'It's just a joke between Havoc and me, to see who would phone for that.'

'Oh' Ed knew he would have to phone Havoc now to see if that was true. 'It just worried me is all'

'Ok' Roy didn't hear the doubt in Ed's voice. 'Are you still coming over tonight?'

'Sure' Ed breathed into the phone. 'Hey, I have to go now. See you later.'

Ed hung up when Roy said his good bye. He instantly picked up the phone again, dialled Havoc's number and threw in a quarter. He didn't want Roy to have time to phone Havoc first.

'Moshi moshi' Havoc answered the phone almost instantly.

'Havoc? You seem eager to get a phone call.' Ed greeted him.

'Oh, Ed.' Havoc mumbled. 'Yes, I am waiting for a call. Can you make it quick?' Ed explained everything about the bathroom stall and what Roy had said. 'You have to be kidding me!' Havoc laughed into the phone. 'I would never do such a dumb thing. That Roy of yours is a liar.' Ed gasped and they said their good byes. What was Roy doing behind his back?

Edward then wandered slowly to his house. He glared at it and threw his back into the front yard. Onto Roy's house to get an explanation. Edward tried to walk very slowly. He was thinking of what to say, and how to say it.

He arrived at Roy's house an hour later. He had stopped at the kiddy park in-between his and Roy's blocks. He knocked quietly on the door. Roy answered right away. 'Was he waiting for me?' Ed thought and Roy greeted him and led him inside.

'Um, Roy, you need to explain yourself.' Ed told him about phoning Havoc.

'I never thought you would really phone Havoc.' Roy laughed. 'You don't trust me then.'

Ed really wanted the explanation now. 'TELL ME THE TRUTH NOW!' He made his voice sound really big.

'Alright, alright.' Roy backed up a bit. 'You are getting really boring. You wont do anything with me!' Ed blushed for he knew what kind of 'anything' he was talking about.

'So you made that story up today because of that!' Ed almost screamed. He was ready to cry again.

'Well, if you wont admit you want it to, then I have to make stories so they can come true later.' Roy said with an evil smirk. Ed didn't like that look.

Envy was sitting alone in his big house. His father hadn't come home yet. He looked out at the rain. It looked miserable out there. He was glad he was inside.

He noticed someone limping home. It looked like the short body of Ed. He could not be certain though. It was too dark to tell. He could always wait and see at school the next day though.

A/N How did you like the first chapter? Please review!

In the next chapter something is wrong with Ed. And Envy is the one to notice. What happened to Ed and Roy's relationship? Did it get ruined or did they sort things out? Find out in the next chapter!

Ed: He did something horrible to me didn't he?

Areku: You have to wait and see! Please review everyone!