Fatal Hillbilly Moment

Rated T

Summary: A classic episode of Hillbilly Moment gone wrong.

Disclaimer: I don't hate Hillbilly Moment; It's actuallyone of my favorites. I'm just writing this so there's a violent something on Amanda Show (which I don't own).

Announcer: It's time for a Hillbilly Moment!

Lula-May: Knock-Knock!

Enis: Who's there?

Lula-May: Switchblade!

Enis: Switchblade Who?

Lula-May: I'm gonna hit you in the head with a switchblade!

Enis: laughs huh?

Lula-May hit's Enis with a nine-inch switchblade.

Enis falls to the ground and doesn't come back up.

Lula-May: Enis?

Lula-May checks on Enis, gasps, and comes back up.

Lula-May: OH MY GOD! I KILLED ENIS!

Announcer: That's the last Hillbilly Moment!

Lula-May's bawling like a baby.

Lula-May: ENIS! DON'T DIE, PLEASE DON'T DIE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2 hours later OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ENIS!

The end