Hi people! This is my first puffy amiyumi fanfic! Please don't go hard on me!
In this story, Ami and Yumi doesn't know english yet, and it's their first time in Canada.

Hi hi puffy amiyumi belongs to cartoonnetwork, the innocent bystanders of this story belong to me.

So remeber - Words with With brackets means that it's in japanese

Enjoy!

Chapter 1

It was another ordinary day in Ontario until the tour bus came in at the stop. Ami and Yumi then got off for their first time at Canada, they hardly knew any english so they decided to learn from other people.

They first saw two kids introducing each other to another kid. "Hi! I'm Bob and this is Ben!" said the kids, so Ami wrote down " Hi! I'm Bob and this is Ben!" in her note pad.

Next the two girls spotted some robbers who said "Killing and Stealing!" So Ami wrote down "Killing and Stealing" in her note pad.

Some shouted "Flamethrowers and nuclear bombs!" So Ami wrote that down.

There were a group of bullies who were saying " Shut the fuck up, ass crap!" So Ami wrote that down as well in her note pad.

The girls went to a convenience store and saw some kids smashing party snappers on the ground, Yumi thought it would be fun so she bought something more dangerous than party snappers - bombs! Yumi was about to do it when a police man came by.

Police - Excuse me what are your names?

Ami - Hi! I'm Bob and this is Ben!

Police - Ummm...What were you girls doing at the store over there?

Ami - Killing and stealing!

Police: Aha! So you were the murderers who killed this man! What did you kill him with?

The police officer held the picture.

Ami - Flamethrowers and nuclear bombs!

Police - You' re going to jail!

Ami - Shut the fuck up, ass crap!

The police was beyond pissed, he was about to handcuff Ami when Yumi threw Bombs under the officer's feet.

Yumi - ( Mount prompei ready to blow in, 5 4 3 2 1...BOOM!)

KABOOM! The police got blasted to Pluto. Some kids saw what happened and said " Mommy why are they doing fireworks in the morning?"

Ami - ( I guess we learned enough english for now, let's go buy some more stuff!)

Yumi - ( How about that store over there?)

Ami - ( fine with me!)

They entered a drug store and tried to ask the cashier lady for help, but instead all that came out of them were swear words.

Cashier - Watch your language girls.

Ami thought the cashier was saying WHAT IS your language so she answered "Japanese".