This is a parody by me and my author friend Christine, or halosangel. A short parody poking fun at any plotted stories, even though her and me read and support them. This makes fun of every pair I guess, except older people pairs. Pairs poked at are: Harry/ Ron

Ron/Hermione

Hermione/ Draco

Harry/Draco

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Draco

Draco/Ron/Harry/Hermione(who writes this?)

The Search For Ron's Tuna Casserole

One day, Ron, Harry, and Hermione were walking down this random street, going to pick up a tuna casserole from Harry's girlfriend's house. Her name was Marcy.

Suddenly Voldemort came out and said, "Boo!" to Harry and he died.

Then, Hermione cried for a few seconds and then said, "No! Harry! I must grovel! You are dead! Not alive! It's so painful! Okay Ron, let's go."

"But Hermione, where are we going?"

"To Harry's funeral."

"Will there be food?" Ron asked.

"Yea, so?" Ron smiled and he and Hermione left.

They soon were dressed in appropriate clothes and surrounded by mournful people.

Ron went up to the casket and said, "Harry, I'll miss you, mate. But I'm really sorry that we didn't get that tuna casserole from your girlfriend."

Hermione said, "Hey Harry- I mean, Oh no! Harry is dead! How sad! Boo hoo." And she went to go get some chicken.

The next day, Harry, Hermione, and Ron were on the same street.

"Hi Harry" Hermione said, not caring that he had died yesterday.

"Now, can we go get that tuna casserole?" Ron asked and they started off again.

Suddenly, Draco Malfoy abducted Hermione, and he raped her and they fell in love and had a love child named Becky, although child birth within the limit of a day is miraculous. They lived forever together and Harry and Ron hated her.

"Hermione how could you betray us!" Ron yelled.

"You slept with the enemy!" Harry said.

"NO! Can we go get that tuna now?" Ron asked. So he and Harry started out again.

The same day, Malfoy came back with Hermione and Becky and he, Harry pointlessly argued about nothing. Then Malfoy kissed Harry and they started doing things right there. Ron and Hermione were disgusted.

The next day. Hermione, Ron, and Harry were again, on the same street.

"Hi Hermione" Harry said, not caring that Hermione had slept with Malfoy and had a child and betrayed him before and he and Malfoy had screwed right there.

"NOW, can we go get the tuna casserole?" Ron asked and they began walking.

Suddenly Ron and Harry both screamed, "I love you!" and started snogging each other.

Hermione walked away and said, "Stupid Gay fags. That's why you always stayed in your dormitory," and left.

Next day. Ron, Harry, and Hermione are walking again.

"We're never gonna get that casserole, are we?"

"Shut up, Ron, you got food at Harry's funeral."

"No, Hermione, I don't wanna shut up."

"Shut up, RONALD!"

Then, Ron slaps her and she gets angry and runs. Ron catches up to her and they start snogging.

The next day, Harry and Hermione start confessing there love for one another and began screwing.

Since Harry and Hermione were busy, Draco and Ron snuck off, became thoroughly acquainted and Draco started snogging Ron.

Then, the next day, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were looking around when they stumbled upon the Malfoy Manor. Draco was outside on the lawn, with HARRY's GIRLFRIEND MARCY!

"No, Marcy! You're unfaithful!" Harry screamed.

"So are you, you've slept with Hermione, Draco, and Ron." She counted off on her fingers. Harry sighed and sat down. Then, unwarned, Harry, Ron, and Hermione jumped Draco, and they made sweet love on the grass. Marcy ate half of the aforementioned-tons-of-times casserole.

The next day, Harry, Hermione, and Ron started looking for that casserole again, forgetting yesterday's events. They all died from obsessive compulsive disorder and Ron never got his casserole.

Re-done, so know, Jess, they all get together! Oh joy! I might do a Marauders one, but it's not as sexual as this one. Read and Review!