A/N: Rall-yo! Red-butterfly Kyoko here! This is the last chapter cuz this author is too lazy to write ten more chapters…

Chapter 5 Three Little words

Ino and Tenten finally arrived at the summer home, stressed and wanting to rest. Tenten developed a soft spot for Garra. OOO ROMANCE! –cough- I mean… yeah! Sasuke is currently in the lounge room reading the latest copy of ‘Icha Icha Paradise’. Lee was doing a rain dance outside, freaking out everyone… on a sugar high again. Naruto still in bed recovering from his wild night… er morning… Genma was complaining about the PS2 stuffing up on him, Neji has been traumatized and hasn’t left his room since he got there. Shino was out playing with his bug friends. Chouji was sleeping from his big feast of eating everything in the house. Sakura and Hinata were preparing to leave get food.

“Hey Ino-pig!” Sakura yelled from across the room. “I’m going out to get some more food with Hinata! Take care of things while I’m gone.”

“Okay! Leave everything to me!” Ino reassured Sakura.

Sakura and Hinata left.

“Eto… now what should I do? its soo clean here!”

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Sakura drove to the convenience store that was five minutes away.

“So what do we need?” Hinata said, pushing the cart.

Sakura took out the EXTREAMELY long list of things that the others have requested. “Well we need to get: soy sauce.” She picked up the items as she said them. “Skittles, eggs, erasers, table salt, olive oil, a cat, cabbage, nurses outfit, toilet paper, carrots, a hat, onions, a school girl prostitute, noodles, sidewalk chalk, sesame seeds, e-string, oranges, Tim- tams, bento, soap, sunflower seeds, hokey pokey ice cream, hide plushie, sugar, s’mores, nuts, vibrator, pop-tarts, cheese, a clown wig, jelly filled doughnuts, mustard power, ten packets of Taco bell Fire sauce, spare change, sporks, spknives, a fake mustache, new alarm clock, herbal essences shampoo and conditioner, diet pills, porn, pet rocks, a water melon, a yellow monkey, cherry flavored ribbed condoms, chainsaw, a Bottle Tabasco, tweezers, a Habanero Pepper, black head gun, salmon, hot wax, a zucchini, a naked man, fuzzy pink slippers, latest volume of ‘Icha Icha Paradise’, beer, bunny rabbits, and two packages Chicken Vegetable Flavor Top Ramen.” Topping the last of the items in the shopping cart. “Very convenient that all the things that were on that list were in this store.”

“That’s why it’s called a convenience store!” Hinata said, struggling on pushing the cart.

They bought the things and charged it on Kakashi’s tab.

“Ah now that’s one less worry on my mind,” Hinata help put the stuff in the trunk of the car. “Can I drive?”

“Sure!” Sakura froze remembering something very important… “AHH!”

Hinata gagged the school girl prostitute, who was saying dirty things that could drive men wild. “What’s wrong Sakura-chan?” she said.

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Back at the summer house… Ino and Sasuke were ALONE in the house…

“… The two of us!” Ino screamed, jumping on top of Sasuke, who was caught off guard. “And when that cat’s away…” She had pinned him onto the ground.

“AH! The cat’s not away!” Sasuke struggled trying to continue to read his beloved book.

“C’mon Sasuke-kun! You know you want to!”

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“DRIVE FASTER! DRIVE FASTER!” Sakura ordered Hinata.

“But the speed limit is only 40km/h!” Hinata TRIED to reason.

“DANGER! DANGER! DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD IT IS TO LEAVE SASUKE-KUN ALONE WITH THAT FAT PIG?”

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!”

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Back at the summer house.

“Sasuke…” Ino said still having Sasuke pinned to the ground.

“C’mon…”

“Hey!”

“C’mon…”

“Hmph!”

Sakura broke down the newly fixed door.

“Well, Sakura you’re back…” Sasuke said nervously.

“It’s not fair!” Ino complained getting off of Sasuke. “We were seconds from a teen-mag love scene!”

“INO YOU PIG FACE!” Sakura yelled. “I SAID TAKE CARE OF THINGS NOT TAKE CARE OF SASUKE-KUN!”

“Okay! Gomen! Geez!” Ino chilled out. “I’m going to take a bath now… SO I DON’T WANT ANYMONE WALKING IN ON ME!” She left, stomping her feet, heading to the bathroom.

“Wanna help me put away the groceries Sasuke-kun?” Sakura asked.

AH! This is perfect! Sasuke thought. A perfect excuse to be with Sakura! Now all I have to do is tell her that I love her! “Sure!” he said.

“Sorry Sakura-chan!” Hinata said, catching on, on what Sasuke was trying to do. “I can’t help with the groceries! I’ve got to get Naruto out of bed!” She disappeared heading for Naruto’s room.

“Oh okay!” Sakura said, lifting the naked man from the trunk of the car, she swung him over his shoulder.

They finally brought all the groceries into the kitchen.

Sasuke put the Salmon into the fridge. “Ano… Sakura…” he said shutting the fridge door. “I wanna tell you something…”

Sakura had stuffed the naked man and the school girl prostitute in the boom closet. “Sure! I’m all ears.”

“I… I… I… love-“ Sasuke was cut off by Chouji.

“WAH! FOOD!” Chouji jumped across the table and grabbed the doughnuts and made a run for it.

“Ano? What did you say?” Sakura asked.

“Eto… don’t worry about it…”

Damn lost my chance again! Sasuke thought.

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Meanwhile… Tenten was taking care of Garra, who was in a horrified state but was slowly recovering, thanks to the love and kindness from Tenten’s heart.

“Tenten-san?” Garra had finally said. “Thank you…”

Tenten smiled. “No problem!” she said, replacing the old cold face towel with a nice warm one. “This came out of the goodness of my heart!”

Garra smiled, not looking like a psycho freak, but looking gentle… Well in Tenten’s eyes of course. “Is there a catch to your kindness?”

“Ano… IEE… I don’t think so!”

“Are you sure?”

“Positive!”

“Well… ano… I’ve always admired you from afar…” Garra said sounding like a romantic hunk to Tenten, but truly sounding like a psychotic freak trying to kill you. “Yeah… I guess I just am crazy about you… the moment I laid my eyes on you.”

“Me too! I LOVE YOU GARRA!”

“I LOVE YOU TO TENTEN-SAN!”

Let’s not get into detail on how Garra and Tenten kissed… I swear I will throw up if I do…

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Meanwhile… Hinata brought up a bowl of ramen to Naruto’s room, Naruto was still exhausted from the charka enhanced sex they had last night… I mean this morning… wait they did it both last night and this morning!

“Naruto-chan! I’ve got your favorite!” Hinata sat down next to her lover, who was lying down on his back. “Ramen!”

Naruto’s energy returned. “Oh! I love you Saku- I mean Hinata-chan!” He said, slurping down his ramen.

“Hai! I love you too Naruto-kun!” Hinata replied.

Another little love scene between those two lovers.

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In the next room... You could hear Genma moaning and groaning.

“YEAH THAT’S IT!”

“OH MY GOD WERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!”

“AH! THAT’S THE SPOT!”

“WAH I FOUND IT!”

“DIE BITCH DIE!”

“HEHE! FINALLY DEAD!”

oh yeah! Genma was just finishing Final Fantasy viii… yes he has become Final Fantasy obsessed. Now he will sing a song that he made up.

“Final Fantasy is an RPG!

“The only one that I need!

“It’s the RPG for me!

“Final Fantasy is all that I play!

“All other games are lame!

“It puts them all the shame!

“I only play games that are popular!

“I only buy the games the magazine tells me to buy!

“That way I know I get good games for sure!

“I may have a shallow mind!

“But you can kiss my behind!

“Final Fantasy it consumes my life!

“And that’s probably why!

“I’ll never get a wife!

“Final Fantasy has awesome music!

“and that’s probably why it!

“Always gets remixed!

“I always buy the sound track to each game!

“Oh it is the only thing that I will listen to!

“Oh sure one day it may drive me insane!

“You my think that I’m a fool!

“Well I’m here to say screw you!”

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In the fields outside were the was still forest, Shino was out playing with his little bug friends.

“Yes Machi?” he said talking to his bug friend. “What is it?”

“You love me?”

“Well Machi… I… LOVE YOU TOO!”

Shino was all lovey dovey with his new girlfriend…

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Back at the kitchen… Sakura and Sasuke were indeed… ALONE!

Now’s my chance Sasuke thought. Okay time for me to say IT!

“Sakura…” Sasuke started. “You have opened my tightly closed lid… I love you…”

Sakura smiled back. “Thank you!” she said mockingly. “That took you long enough! Now come here!” She grabbed the Uchiha by the collar, and kissed him passionately. Finally satisfied with everything… Sasuke and Sakura became a couple…

THE END!

“Hey sorry I’m late!” Kakashi said busting open the door. “Yeah? did the fanfic already finish?”

“Yeah…” Sakura and Sasuke said in unison.

“Ah SHIT!” Kakashi said. “Damn! There was supposed to be a scene where Tsunade gets to kill all of you!”

“You can blame the author of this fanfic…” Sakura said, with her arms draped over Sasuke.

“FUCK! Tsunade isn’t going to be happy about this!” Kakashi said…

THE REAL END!

A/N: Well this is the shitiest piece of crap that I have ever written! If you have any questions on what happened to the other characters… Don’t hesitate to ask me by leaving a review! I will answer it as soon as I get it! if you wanna read better fanfics done by me read “sing a song” or a