To All Fans of the Original Graveyard Shift-

I have recently started rewriting the story with a slightly altered plot, which is merged with what the sequel was supposed to be. Please check it out! It's pretty easy to find, it's called Graveyard Shift: REDUX.

And it's not in crappy first person anymore. Huzzah!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go teach some monkeys to mambo.