Title: House Decor
Author: Dana-chaaan.
Information: Anime - Naruto - LeeGaara

Chapter Summary: Lee and Gaara have a little argument over the decor of their house. Oh me, oh my.

Author's Note: Haha. So, I saw I Spy was incomplete, and quite the bunch of my reviewers wanted it to be updated, so I thought this might work. I realized that I Spy tied into Who's Seme, in a way, so I'm tying that into House Decor. Hope this is good, please enjoy!

Begin!

Lee fingered the color tiles in his hands, holding them up briefly against the pale wall. "Hmm," he hummed in concentration. Him and his boyfriend of some years had decided to move into a house together, as commuting to Konoha and Suna was quite a predicament. So, to ease their suffering, or cause more for the redheaded one, they got a home nicely in between. But, now they needed to personalize it and so they were choosing to change the entire house's decor.

"I think this is a good color," he said to the boy standing behind him, pointing to a certain shade on the color slip.

The redhead glared, "You already chose green for the last three rooms," the boy argued. "Why not one with maroon, or copper? Something more interesting!"

Lee pondered this for a moment, "More...interesting?" Smiling broadly, he turned to the sand-nin, "How about turtle wallpaper then?"

Turquoise eyes widened, "Ohhh, no! We are not putting pictures of turtles on our walls," he responded in a commanding, yet disbelieving, tone.

"Well, then... I heard this place customly makes wallpaper. Maybe we should have a Youth-Appreciation room and on the walls with be the word 'youth' everywhere!" He held a fist in front of him, eyes shedding rivers of tears as lips pressed together. "Yes! The Power Of Youth!"

The redhead massaged the bridge of his nose, "We are not having a Youth-Appreciation room."

"We should. Actually, now that I think about it, it's a very good idea."

"No, it's not. It's unimportant and will just take up one room that will never be used."

"Of course it'll be used! How can you say that?" he feigned hurt.

"And how exactly would it be used, Lee?"

"You could pray in there. Buddha adores youthful nature, and being inside a Youth-Appreciation room will make him hear your prayer above all the others."

Gaara groaned, "You're making all this up, Lee."

"No, I'm not. I heard this all from a very reliable source."

Light green eyes narrowed in suspicion, "And what is this 'very reliable source'?"

"Gai-sensei, of course!" he praised happily.

The redhead groaned in exasperation, "Whatever," he concluded. "Have your little Youth-Appreciation room, but it better be the farthest away from the bedroom as it can get. And, since you love your Youth so much, that idiotic room can be your bedroom," Gaara stated, offhandedly.

"Bu-Bu-But Gaara! I thought–"

"Well, you thought wrong," he deadpanned. "I'm going to call Temari," he explained as he walked over to the telephone on the desk, "She'll probably have reasonable ideas."

However, before he could even dial the last number, Lee butt in, "No, Gaara! I change my mind, you don't need to call Temari. We'll have one room green and you can decide the other rooms. Okay?" he asked hurriedly.

"You really don't want me to call Temari?"

Lee thought for a second, "No, you can call Temari. She's got that woman's intuition that TenTen always talks about, so she'd probably be good at this. But, you gotta let me sleep in the bedroom."

"Yeah." He raised a nonexistent eyebrow, "Why do I have to do that?"

The leaf-nin gave his best impression of a cute, little puppy dog, "Because you wuvv me?"

Smirking, the redhead replied lazily, "Not quite."

Lee gave a "kicked puppy" expression, with the sad eyes and pouty lips, "You mean you don't wuvv me?"

"Not quite." Another smirk.

The ebony-haired male straightened himself and gave an angry pout, "Fine then. I'll sleep in my Youth-Appreciation room, which we are still having!"

Gaara sighed, slightly amused, "You're really going to sleep in there when there's a much more comfortable bed in the bedroom?"

The other turned away, his arms folded over his chest, "Well, if you don't love me, I don't know why I should sleep next to you. I'd rather sleep in my Youth-Appreciation room." He harrumphed.

Gaara finally put the receiver of the phone down, letting a small smile overcome his hard features. "You really want to sleep in that room compared to our green bedroom?"

Lee suddenly perked up, "Our bedroom's gonna be green?" he asked joyously.

The redhead shrugged and replied offhandedly, "Sure, why not?"

The leaf-nin bounced over to the shorter boy and embraced him happily, "Thank you. Who knew you had a soft side?" at which statement, Gaara scoffed, "You must really wuvvme," he squeezed the boy.

With the little breath he could inhale in this slightly comfortable position, he uttered, "...Yeah, I lo–Yeah... I do. Sure."

Pulling back, the taller boy leaned in and placed a languid kiss on suspicious lips, closing his eyes into the sensation and smiling softly as he felt the other react to the kiss. Yet, as quick as it had come, Lee pulled away, his thumb rubbing against Gaara's cheek gently before pulling away as well.

He smiled broadly at the redhead, noting the small curve of the lips on the other's face, and spoke, "Well, if the bedroom's green, then what color is the Youth-Appreciation room?"

Gaara sighed, though the smile didn't falter, "We're not going to have a Youth-Appreciation room, Lee."

"Oh yes, we are!" the leaf-nin shot back, laughing slightly.

Ending!

Author's Note: Well, that was kinda crackish. Oh well, it was pretty cuuute, don't you think so? Anyways, review to tel me what you thought of it. And if you want another chapter (god forbid, haha, just kidding) can you try to give me a prompt of sorts? Thanks for everything! Bye!