Hello, parody seekers! Here's a little song I wrote about the Friday the 13th series.
It's sung to "Paradise by the Dashboard Light", written by Jim Steinman, made famous by Meat Loaf.
The original is very long. (It's 3! 3! 3 songs in one!)I couldn't figure out parodies for "Let Me
Sleep On It" or "Praying for the End of Time". Any volunteers? Please R&R!

Scary Slice on a Friday Night

(Jason): Well I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
Jumped in the lake and not a camp counselor in sight
Well don'cha know I drowned and came back wearing a hockey mask
On all the kids at camp I went on a killin' spree that night
Now their bodies are all so close and tight
Gonna jump on them, gonna give 'em a fright
And blood'll be drippin' off the edge of my knife
Blood'll be drippin' off the edge of my knife
C'mon, you ain't bright, c'mon, it's Friday night
(Alice): Though Jason Vorhees is a frightening sight
He can cut a scary slice on a Friday Night
Ain't no doubt about it was a bloody mess
Victims were barely 17 and they were barely dressed
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it was a bloody mess
(Jason): Victims were barely 17 and they were barely dressed
Baby don'cha see this heart
I tore it outta your own chest
I guess you thought you were safe tucked away in your sleeping bag
And I gotta let ya know, no you you won't be back in the sequel
I'm gonna take your life, I got a real big knife
I'm gonna make the audience gag
And now the bodies are all so close and tight
Gonna jump on them, gonna give 'em a fright
And the blood will be drippin' off the edge of my knife
C'mon! you ain't bright! C'mon! it's Friday Night!
(Alice): Though Jason Vorhees is a frightening sight
He can cut a scary slice on a Friday night
(Jason): Scary slice on a Friday night!
I put a knife in your back
And watched the blade come outta your chest
Ain't no doubt about it was a bloody mess
Victims were barely 17 and they were barely-
I'm gonna kill all the kids tonight
I'm gonna kill all the kids
And tonight's the night!
(We hear Phill Rizzuto's radio broadcast: "OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here,
two down..." In the background are screams and other assorted sounds of murder and mayhem.)