|The Bottom Trouble
Author: The Violent Tomboy PM
A crazy missingnin performs the horrid Butt Sticking no Jutsu on Naruto and Sasuke! How will the two survive with their asses stuck together for 24 hours?Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 05-29-06 - Published: 01-26-06 - Status: Complete - id: 2770872
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Last chapter. Now I'm going to work on Broken and an Inuyasha/Naruto story.
And one more thing…
NINJAS ARE REAL! I KNEW IT!
And apparently, ninjutsu was developed by farmers, and kunai were originally farming tools. I sure am learning a lot for my English paper…
"Ow, where am I?"
"Looks like you're finally awake, Naruto-kun. Anko-san really shouldn't overreact, and I'm surprised you and Sasuke-kun are still alive," Shizune said.
Naruto sat up in the hospital bed. He saw that he was wearing a hospital shirt over bandages that covered his whole body, but the thing that got his attention was…
"YES! MY BUTT! NO SASUKE ON IT!" he yelled out cheerfully.
"Well, you've been out for three days," said Shizune, who sat down next to him on a stool. "Anyway, you still haven't full recovered so…
Naruto screamed as he pointed at the door.
"Oh, shut up," Yumeko said sourly. She was dressed in a nurse's uniform and held a tray of food in her hands. Her facial expression indicated that she was pretty down in the dumps.
"What the hell is she doing here! She's going to do something crazy again!" Naruto shrieked hysterically.
"I'm put on probation, I'm not getting paid, I can't steal from anybody or else my probation will get longer, the Inuzuka family attacked me, who the fuck let the dogs out, I'm not allowed to perform my jutsu on anybody, I'm getting sued, they won't let me in Kaka-chan's room, and if I try to leave again, they'll actually make an effort to find me this time."
"Sucks for you," Naruto said cheerfully. "You deserved it."
She grumbled more as she put the tray on his table and left the room.
"Hey, there isn't anything funny in here, is there?" Naruto asked Shizune, carefully poking the raspberry Jell-O.
"I'm positive that she didn't do something, because if she did-"
"MY TONGUE! IT'S STUCK TO MY CUP!"
"THERE'S LAXATIVE IN MY SOUP! AND THE BATHROOM DOOR WON'T BUDGE!"
"HEY! WHO THE HELL TOOK MY CLOTHES AND PUT THIS SPANDEX HERE!"
"YOSH! MY ETERNAL RIVAL, MY SPANDEX THAT I WAS WEARING IS GONE!"
"GAI! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!"
Shizune and Naruto were very quiet.
Naruto was just about to push the tray away, when the Jell-O, as if possessed by a spirit, jumped up on him and attacked his head. The evil, sugarless, fat free Raspberry Jell-O of Ultimate Doom covered his face, suffocating him and relieving him of his breathing rights.
"SAVE ME! CAN'T BREATHE!"
Yumeko gave a satisfied laugh as she marched out of Konoha. Nothing could stop her. She had taken care of the guards (ala the infamous Lip Sticking no Jutsu, those two would have a hard time convincing everyone later that they were not in fact gay) and now she was out on the open road again. Maybe she should go to Suna this time. She had gone to every other village except there, now that she realized it.
Her first victim was the Godaime Kazekage.
Rumor had it, after that particular incident, something happened that caused her to abandon the art of prankmanship forever.
That, and Gaara's hair permanantly became neon pink.