"Kiss me, you fool!" (overly dramatic drunken arm gesture met with drunken snickers from bar-hopping partner-in-crime)

"I am not even close to that drunk." (pause to contemplate) "I will, in fact need at least-" (looks at drink) "Four. Four more of these to get within yelling distance of being that drunk." (pause for a somber moment in which the drinker once again regards his drink) "Actually, I'm pretty sure I'd die of alcohol poisoning first."

"You are no fun." (drunken shaking of finger at drinking partner) "None whatsoever."

(Both pause for drunken moment of Zen)

"We need more drinks."