Frustrations for Chocobo-head

What are you doing

You're going the wrong way

The North Crater's north

Not south, west, or east

Do you have even two brain cells

To rub together at all?

Sometimes you scare me

With your dense idiocy

How Vincent and the others

Can stand it, 'tis a wonder

You'd drive me thrice crazy

In as many days

The thing that just gets me

It gets me the most

Is that I can not hate you

Nor can I ignore you

One part of me thinks that

Crazy wouldn't be too bad

If I could be with you

For now and forever

I try hard to squash it

Such unlike me to think

But it seems to prevail over

Every single thing

So to give me peace of mind

I will have to kill you

But if you keep going that way

You'll soon be in Junon.

A/N: Well, how'd ya like it? I decided to try something a bit new.