The Final Chapter is here!

5:05 pm: Evening Turmoil

Bruce was working quietly locating criminals and other stuff on his computer in the Bat Cave. No one has bothered him for a good hour and he was proud of that. No hot beverages, no psycho cats, and no little bombs. Maybe his day was starting to fair for the better.

"How boring," he said to himself. "I've had a rough day as it is and no one is even trying to rob a bank or anything right now."

Coincidently as he had just finished talking to himself, Commissioner Gordon appeared on screen with an urgent message.

"Batman, the Joker and the Penguin are robbing the Gotham Gold Storehouse! Please hurry to…wait a minute… BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE?"

"Damnit!" Bruce said as he forgot to suit up in his costume beforehand.

"Wait till I tell everyone about this!" Gordon said gleefully.

Bruce immediately turned off the monitor and hurried over to his closet where his Bat suit hangs. Still limping from the burns and other misfortunes from earlier that day, but still functioning, Bruce opens up the large metal door only to find his Bat suit gone.

"ALFRED!"

As if on queue, Dick bursts inside holding a tiny miniaturized Bat suit.

"I knew it was probably you wondering where your Bat suit is, so I washed it for you!" he said with a cheesy smile.

"You mean my $700,000,000 super high tech, one of a kind suit?"

"Yeah, Unfortunately, I think it shrunk a little."

"Gee you think, Sherlock? Now what am I supposed to wear?"

"How about that 1960's style Bat suit you have in your costume trunk?" Dick suggested.

"You mean the same one Adam West wore? No. Freakin'. Way."

6:15 pm

"See, it fits," said Robin, who was in uniform with Batman in his slightly tight cheaply made Bat suit.

"Shut-up, bird-turd. This suit makes me look really fruity."

Batman then walks up to the rotating platform where his shiny, perfect condition Bat mobile sits. He then gestures Robin toward the control panel.

"Robin, push the red button for me to rotate the car so it'll face the cave's exit."

"No prob," said the half-listening Robin, who was looking at a girl's magazine.

Robin unnoticeably presses the green button, which catapults the Bat mobile off into the hundred-mile ditch on the side of the Bat Cave. They could then hear the car crashing and exploding once it reached the bottom. Batman glared coldly at Robin, who slowly backed away from him.

6:32 pm

"Good thing I carry a couple of spare Bat mobiles in the garage," said Batman as they drove down the dark city streets.

All of a sudden, the car starts sputtering and grinds to a halt.

"Crap! It needs gas!"

"That's okay, Batman. I'll get some gas down the street. Joker and Penguin's hideout shouldn't be too far from here."

Batman sighed.

"Alright. You get the gas and I'll kicks some criminal butt."

"Right," said Robin getting out of the car.

6:47 pm

Batman walks up toward the entrance of the Storehouse. He finds an opening and makes his way inside. He sees a group of people in a dark room discussing evil plans.

"Hold it right there, villains! You are all going back to prison where you belong," he yelled out.

The Joker appeared out of the shadows walking towards Batman, followed by several other familiar villains.

"Well well well, looks like the Bat flew into our trap," laughed the joker.

"What trap?" demanded Batman who is ready to take action.

"Oh booooys…"said the Joker, signaling all the other villains to pull out their machine guns. The Penguin was the first to pull out his umbrella-gun, along with Mr. Freeze and his ice-ray.

"Take this!" yelled Batman, as he tried to pull out his Baterang, but it gets jammed in his utility belt.

"Oh sh-" muttered Batman.

"FIRE!" yelled the Joker.

6:55 pm

At Commissioner Gordon's house, the commissioner was in the middle of printing flyers proclaiming 'Batman is Bruce Wayne'. Then the phone rang. He went over and answered it immediately, whilst looking out the window from his second story room.

"Hello?…Oh, hi honey! Oh, I'm doing fine, I'm just printing a few important documents….huh? Oh don't worry about me, there hasn't been any reports of violence in the streets tonight…"

Just then, he witnessed Batman scrambling down the street, dodging several dozen rounds of gunfire and other assorted types of projectiles, whilst screaming like a girl. Seconds later, every villain in Gotham popped into the scene, chasing the bat while continuing to fire his or her weapons.

"Honey dear, is everything alright?" his wife on the phone asked due to the sudden silence from Gordon.

"Um…er…everything's fine dear. Everything is just fine…" he said slowly, sweat drop appearing on the side of his head.

6:50 pm

Robin walked backed to the Bat mobile, carrying a jug of gasoline. He's not all too happy about the gas prizes being $40 a gallon, or about maxing-out Batman's credit cards by buying more girl magazines. After gassing up the car, he heard loud and long chains of gunfire coming from one of the buildings down the street. That's when he saw Batman frantically running away from the horde of criminals.

"Robin! Start up the car, NOW!" he yelled, diving into the car before it jetted off.

They sped down the street out of range of the gunfire as they headed onto the highway. Batman repositioned himself in the passenger seat, trying to ignore Robin's bad driving.

7:15 pm

"So what happened?" asked Robin, dodged cars as he zoomed down the busy evening traffic.

"It was a setup, and I got capped in the butt twice," he muttered rubbing his seared bottom.

"No sweat. Since I'm here to help out, we'll just drive back to the warehouse and take them on together," beamed Robin, who wasn't paying attention to how fast and dangerous he was driving.

When suddenly, a siren blared. "STOP! PULL OVER" was then heard behind them. It was the police. Robin eventually managed to steer the car to the side of the highway, not realizing that the police officer approaching their vehicle was not in t he regular Gotham uniform.

"ROBIN! How many times do I have to tell you to leave the driving to me?" he grimaced.

"But…you told me too…" said Robin before the officer in the unfamiliar uniform stepped up toward the window.

"Good evening. I'm officer K. Croc. Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"I don't even know who the heck you are! Are you even from Gotham City?" asked Batman.

"Don't patronize me, dumbass," said the cop. "May I see your license and registration please?"

"Oh...my license…um…it left it in the other Bat mobile…" he trailed off, turning angrily towards Robin.

"Would you mind stepping out of the vehicle?"

"Yes, I would mind," replied Batman.

"What are you hiding?" asked the cop.

"Psst…Batman, isn't this the car with that high proton laser cannon in the"…Robin started, before being backhanded by Batman's fist.

"Sir, I'm going to have you step outside the vehicle to be searched."

"Look, pervert, I don't do that on first dates," replied the caped crusader.

Robin just stared back at Batman in suspicion.

"Sir, just get out of the goddamn vehicle," said the officer.

Batman, who is really on the verge of going coo-coo for cocoa-puffs, immediately gets out of the vehicle to get this thing over with.

"What's that around your waist? Sir, are you carrying drugs?" asked the cop who removed the utility belt from Batman's waist.

"No, that's my utili-WAIT! DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON!" he shouted toward the cop who flipped a switch on his utility belt.

At that moment, a huge flash of light followed by a large mushroom cloud appeared behind the city skyline.

"NO! THAT WAS THE SELF DESTRUCT SWITCH TO THE BAT CAVE YOU IMBECILE!" yelled a now panicked Batman.

"Good thing Alfred is at a dinner right now," noted Robin.

"Sir, if you don't mind, I'll just check your trunk now," said Officer Croc, as he walked back to the trunk and popped it open. "Sir, would you explain to me why Adam West is in your trunk, bound, gagged and stripped down to his pink underwear?"

"Aw shoot, someone must have slipped him into the trunk while me and Robin were occupied back at the warehouse," Batman thought to himself.

"Sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of explosives, refusing to show ID, calling me an imbecile, and kidnapping a bad-acting celebrity," the cop said cuffing up Batman and Robin.

"#&$#$$&#$&&$&!" yelled Batman all the way to Arkham Prison as Robin slinks further down in the seat as he's showered with tickets from Batman's colorful language.

10:35 pm

Batman and Robin sat silently in their jail cell hopefully waiting for Alfred to come and bail them out. Unfortunately, that didn't happen. Minutes later, an old man carrying a dummy who looked like Al Capone opens their cell door and reels in a TV. After they leave, the TV turns on, showing the Joker at the Gotham news station.

"Good evening, Gotham City. I am the Joker, bringing you the latest development of our 'Take Over Gotham Project' happening right now as we speak. I would like to take some time to congratulate the Bat-brain on his exiting day. I hope my friends had loads of fun with you! Anyway, enjoy your stay in your lovely Arkham prison suite because you will be there for a long time. And to make sure you won't get lonely, I've arranged a cell mate for you two. Ta ta!"

Suddenly the cell doors crash open, and in steps a rather large, angry forbidding figure. It was Bane.

"Well, well, well, if it ain't my old rock'em, sock'em punching bag, Batman. Are you ready for your daily exercises?" he said menacingly while cracking his knuckles.

"Well, at least we'll stay in shape… I think," gulped Robin.

"Robin, shut up," groaned Batman, as the cell door slowly closes

The End!

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