The Eds paced. Now in a cage full of gypsies, they were forced to watch as Esmeralda was prepared to burn at stake.

"Great, just great," grumbled Eddy. "Can we get out of here before she gets fried?"

"I just wish there was something we could have done..." Edd said sadly. "But I suppose you're right."

Ed pointed towards the pyre. "Spiderman!"

They turned to see Quasimodo swinging down on a rope and saving Esmeralda. "Sanctuary!" the hunchback yelled to the crowd.

The Eds jumped up in their cage. "YEAH!"

"It's a beautiful victory!" gushed Edd. "Oh, happy day! Joyous occurrence! Our two friends are free! Oh, what a..."

"WE'RE STILL IN A CAGE!" Eddy loudly reminded him.

Phoebus knocked a guard out and grabbed the keys. "Bustin' out!" cheered Ed.

"Stay away from the cathedral!" called Phoebus. "It's not safe!"

Ignoring him, Ed ran up the wall of Notre Dame. Eddy wasn't happy. "I'm getting really tired of running up this thing," he grumbled.

"Oh, please," said Edd. "It's Ed who does the running."

Eddy was suddenly nailed in the head with a brick dropped by Victor. "Sorry!" called the gargoyle.

"Eh, we only hit the annoying one with a big mouth," said Hugo.

Laverne rolled her eyes. "Funny, I saw him hit Eddy, not you."

Quasi rushed over, thankful his friends weren't hurt. "Put him in the bed with Esmeralda and help!"

"You didn't miss much," Hugo informed them as they continued battling. "Quasi went through this whole emotional breakdown, but he's cool now."

Meanwhile, Eddy woke up next to Esmeralda and assumed the best. "FINALLY! I SCORED!"

"Get up, Eddy," snapped Edd, "and grab a brick."

"Sure hope I used protection," Eddy mumbled to himself. "I ain't supporting a kid!"

As they continued dropping stones and bricks downwards towards the guards, Quasi went to attend to Esmeralda. The second he was gone and the Eds had their backs turned, Frollo snuck around the corner. With a swift move, he pushed Ed over the ledge.

"Yahoo!" Ed cried happily.

Edd reached for his friend, but missed and watched him fall down towards the battle. "Ed!"

"Frollo!" gasped Eddy. Seconds later, they were also pushed over and from Frollo's point of view, it looked like they were gone.

Frollo smiled the cruelest smirk one could imagine. "I'm so sorry you tripped, gentlemen. Good day."

Edd and Eddy held onto the ledge out of Frollo's sight. Ed, who had easily survived the fall, run up the wall again. "Top of the world!"

"Ed, you must realize you're in danger!" Edd whispered frantically.

Ed laughed. "Oh, I know that. I just like yelling things."

"My," said Edd. "This explains a lot."

The gargoyles grabbed for the Eds, but couldn't reach. "Hold on, guys!" called Hugo.

Eddy glared. "Do we have a choice?"

Suddenly, Quasi and Esmeralda dropped down next to them hanging onto the ledge as well.

"Hey, this spot's taken!" yelled Eddy.

"Quiet!" hissed Edd.

Frollo towered over all of them with a sword. "'And He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the firey pit!'"

Thinking for a change, Ed swung up and knocked Frollo onto a gargoyle. It came to life and hissed. Frollo screamed in horror as the gargoyle broke off and fell, carrying the dreaded judge down with it.

Ed's eyes grew wide. "Oh no! I am a killer!"

"No you aren't," Edd said in a low voice. "He tripped."

"Yeah..." said Eddy, stunned.

Esmeralda lost her grip on Quasi, but he was caught by Phoebus. Esmeralda then helped the boys up.

"Mademoiselle," Edd said politely, "I believe your troubles are over." Esmeralda kissed him on the cheek.

"WHAT!" exclaimed Eddy. "YOU KISSED HIM! Stupid one night stands..."

The Eds watched as Paris cheered Quasimodo, finally accepted by all.

Clopin: So here is a riddle to guess if you can
Sing the bells of Notre Dame
What makes a monster and what makes a man?

Chorus: Sing the bells, bells, bells, bells, (etc.)
Clopin: Whatever their pitch, you

Can feel them bewitch you
The rich and the ritual knells
Of the bells of Notre Dame

Hugo hopped over with a sad look on his face. "So. I guess you're gonna be leaving now..."

"We'll always have what Ed left under the table," Edd said gently.

"I'd rather we didn't," sighed Victor.

"My closet is full of that stuff," said Eddy. "Scares me too."

"Kid," said Laverne, "if you ever feel like coming back, Paris will be happy to have you."

"Ed is unhappy!" sobbed Ed.

Edd waved. "Goodbye, oh mystical creatures of stone." They began to return to the present as everything went white and then faded to black.

Before the garoyles' voices faded out, they could hear Hugo laughing. "Heh. He called us mystical."

Suddenly, they were back at home in the Cul-De-Sac. "Ya know," remarked Eddy, "that was weird. It all felt so real."

"Look what I found!" Ed held up the Esmeralda's woven band that she gave Quasimodo.

Edd was mortified. "So...that was all...real? We could have died!" He fainted.

"Was it real?" asked Eddy.

"Nah, I made this in art class."

"Oh. Let's not tell Double D. We could have some fun with this one."