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Title: Happily Ever After

Chapter: Sensei Miroku’s lesson 2

“Come on!” Sango exclaimed as she waited for Miroku to come out. Everyone was already prepared to go to the hot springs. Kagome couldn’t wait till she actually went to a real Japanese hot springs. Sango and Inuyasha were bickering about how they should get there. And then finally Sango won she wanted to walk there so they can admire the scenery. Meanwhile back in Miroku's room he was looking for his camera that Kagome gave him. His eyes sparkled as he found his treasure.

“We’re walking?” Shippo sweat dropped.

“It was her idea” Inuyasha said as he eyes Sango.

“Shut it before I tie you to a boulder and then you walk there” Sango shouted.

“I think its okay to walk, right Sesshoumaru?” Kagome smiled as she looked at Sesshoumaru.

Sesshoumaru nodded. “If you dumbasses want to get there before closing I prefer to walk now”

“What does that mean?” Rin asked as they all started walking toward the hot springs.

“Uh…I means…Inuyasha tell him what it means” Sesshoumaru sweat dropped.

“It means that a person is slow” Inuyasha stuttered.

“So Miroku-san is a dumbass because he was slow on getting the camera?” Rin asked. Rin was now about 10 and a 10 year old would know curses by now but not Rin.

“Yup!” Sango exclaimed as she smacked Inuyasha in the head. “You dumbass you shouldn’t tell Rin that word”

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“GREAT WE’RE LOST!” Inuyasha exclaimed as he threw his hands up in the air.

“Shut it psychopath we’re not lost we’re just delayed that’s all” Sango glared at Inuyasha as Kagome looked worried.

“What do we do now?” Kagome said as she kept an eye on Rin.

“Don't worry Kagome we’ll get out of this” Sesshoumaru reassured her as he held her hand. And of course this was Miroku’s idea.

“Okay now Sesshoumaru…tell her that you’ll be here for her when she’s scared and then grope her” Miroku whispered as Sesshoumaru sweat dropped.

“I am not groping her you tard” Sesshoumaru responded as he smacked Miroku on the head.

“It was your fault that we’re lost!” Inuyasha exclaimed.

“Oh my gosh! Can’t you shut up for like a second I’m trying to think!” Sango shouted.

“Lets just split up and then we can try to find an entrance?” Kagome said trying to keep Sango and Inuyasha from quarreling.

“Come on Kagome” Sango said as she was about to grab Kagome’s arm until Miroku pushed Sesshoumaru to Kagome and grabbed Sango. Sango jabbed Miroku in the side with her elbows.

“On second thought…Kagome you go with Sesshoumaru… I go with Inuyasha and the monk” Sango sighed as she grabbed Rin’s hand and went into he fog. Little that Kagome and Sesshoumaru knows where Sango and Miroku was heading…it was like a couple feet away from the hot springs. But since Miroku and Sango wanted Sesshoumaru and Kagome to spend time with each other…why not make them go the long way?

Kagome blinked as Sesshoumaru held her hand. “Come on lets go this way!” Kagome said as she walked the opposite way.

“Kagome?” Sesshoumaru said as they were walking.

“Yup?” Kagome smiled happily.

“If I were you, you shouldn’t walk any further” But too late. Kagome already had slipped and fallen down the hole.

“Ahh!” Kagome shouted as Sesshoumaru grabbed her arm.

“Don't let go!” Sesshoumaru shouted as he took his other hand and gripped onto Kagome’s other hand. Sesshoumaru then pulled Kagome up. When Kagome got up from the hole Sesshoumaru embraced her and was relived that Kagome was safe.

“Don't ever do that again”

Kagome smiled as she dug her head into Sesshoumaru’s chest. “I wont…promise” Kagome smiled as she pecked Sesshoumaru on the cheek. Kagome held Sesshoumaru’s hand as they walked in the fog. Yes they were lost but still at least they were together.

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TWACK!

“OWWW!” Miroku shouted as Sesshoumaru slapped him in the head.

“You asswipe you lead us right into a hole!” Sesshoumaru said.

“Oh…so you did notice” Miroku said sheepishly.

“Asshole” Sesshoumaru said as he went up to the hot springs and there his jaw dropped. And why might you ask? Because it says All Girls Hot springs. When Miroku stood next to Sesshoumaru his eyes were all sparkly.

“I must have died and went to heaven” Miroku sighed

“Quick, Miroku, Sesshoumaru, and Inuyasha change into girl clothing!” Sango said as she threw clothes to them.

“OOF!” Inuyasha got hit with a bra.

“What the hell is this?” Sesshoumaru cocked an eye as he held a bra to Sango.

“Hello…this is an All Girl Hot springs so if you want to be kicked out then be my guest” Sango said as Kagome giggled.

“KOUGA-KUN! NO YOU ARE NOT LEAVING ME!” A familiar voice shouted not from afar.

“Ah look the ass has entered the building” Inuyasha snorted as Kouga ran behind them.

“Quick block me!” Kouga shouted as he wished as hard as he can to be invisible. But sadly he had no luck.

“Kouga-kun get over here right now!” Ayame shouted as she dragged Kouga by the ear.

“Hey Ayame!” Kagome giggled as she smiled at Ayame.

“Hiyaz!” Ayame smiled back at everyone.

“Have the same problem?” Sango sighed.

“Yupp” Ayame sighed along.

“WOMAN, I AM A MAN! MAN + BRA’S ARE GAY!” Inuyasha and Kouga shouted in unison. Meanwhile Miroku had no problem getting into one as along as he can get some snapshots of girls in there. Him and his perverted mind.

The girls rolled their eyes as the guys stood there holding the clothes. Until the girls got tired and glared at the guys. Finally they gave in. As the guys went into the forest and changed. When they came out the girls were laughing hysterically. Kouga had let his hair down, his face was filled with makeup. And he was dressed in a Kimono. Sesshoumaru just dabbed some makeup on and put on a pink Kimono. Inuyasha had to put lipstick on as well as mascara and Miroku had to put on a black wig and a lot of makeup.

“They need makeup lessons” Sango laughed.

“Shut up we did this cause of you guys” Sesshoumaru stated.

“Come on girls lets go in!” Kagome teased as the guys groaned.

“Hello Ladies!” The mistress of the hot springs said as she came out.

“Hey!” Inuyasha smiled as he tried to do his best feminine voice.

“Hello” Kagome smiled as she dragged everyone in.

“Now this one is especially reserved for you. Now remember you have to have a towel on at all times” The hostess smiled as she waved and went away.

“Alright you guys put on the towel over there and we’ll put on our towels over here” Ayame said as they parted.

Fifteen minutes later as the girls were still putting their towels on the guys just jumped inside the hot springs like maniacs.

“What in the world” Sango said crankily.

“Look they have already got in…come on lets go get another one…they already contaminated it” Kagome sweat dropped as they went away to find the lady again.

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“Alright Sesshoumaru remember when the demon that we ordered comes back into your garden you go and save her alright?” Miroku said as the guys rested in their hot springs.

“Uh…alright” Sesshoumaru sweat dropped.

“And then you make it look like you’re her knight in shining armor” Kouga laughed.

“Might as well wrap him in tin foil” Inuyasha laughed along with him.

“Ladies! I have a surprise—” The lady that owns the hot springs gasped as she looked at the guys. “You ladies must have been working out!”

The guys sweat dropped. “Eh…”

“Anyway come! We have been ordered to give you a makeover!” The ladies said as they dragged the guys out.

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“I wonder how their makeover is going” Ayame said as she looked at her nails.

“Agh…I think I’m suffocating in here” Sango sighed as she took a sip of water.

“Hm…what happens when—” The girls stopped dead in their tracks when these snobby looking girls that looks so familiar came out.

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This chapter wasn’t very good wasn’t it? xD I was in no mood of typing because school is staring tomorrow! NOOOOOOOOO xDD