Attack Of The Random-Ness!

PG-13

Gil Grissom sat looking over his crossword puzzle when Catherine poked her head in the break room. "Your early... Did you even leave last night?" She asked walking to the coffee pot. She took her mug and filled it with the goo they call coffee.

"Nope." Grissom said turning back to his puzzle. Catherine stopped stirring the coffee and looked at him. She opened her mouth to say something but decided it was too early to fight. Sighing, she took a sip of the hot liquid. She made her way to the end of the table. AS she took another sip, Greg and Warrick walked in, laughing hysterically. Both Catherine and Grissom looked up.

"What?" They asked in unison. The two boys stopped for a second and took a few deep breaths. After a few seconds they were calm.

"It was a joke Grego told me... We're fine now." Warrick said. Greg nodded.

"Okay..." Catherine said as she took another sip of the goo. Grissom just turned back to his crossword. Just then Sara and Nick walked in. A huge smile was spread across their faces.

"Hey guys!" Sara said making her way to the coffee pot where Greg and Warrick where. The group said their 'Hi's as the rest of the CSI grave shift took their seats.

"So Griss, What we have tonight?" Nick asked taking a sip of his coffee.

"Nothing yet..." Grissom looked up and noticed something at the door. The team looked to the door as well.

"What is it? Are your spider senses tingling?" Warrick asked. Just then they herd an un-human giggle. They focused on the door harder. There was a blur of blonde.

"Oh my god. It's big foot!" Greg said. Just then they heard a screech. The six had to cover their ears. Just then the door swung open and bright lights for a camera blinded them. They had to cover their eyes for a moment. A minute later the group blinked rapidly to regain their sight. When they did they, they saw a young teenage girl jumping up and down.

"OH MY GOD! YOU ARE CSI! I LOVE YOU!" She screamed. Again the group had to cover their ears. After she finished her spas attack they pulled their hands away.

"Who are you? Are you lost? Where are your parents?" Grissom asked. She blinked.

"Your Grissom!" She said pointing at the man. He nodded.

"Yes, I am. Who are you?" Her eye twitched.

"OH MY GOD! AND YOU ARE WARRICK AND NICK AND SARA AND CATHERINE AND... OH MY GOD! GREG! ILOVEYOU!" The team looked at her. Greg put on a smile. Just then she pulled out her index finger and showed them. On her finger was a picture of Greg's face, and had clothes that Greg wore. "ITS MY GREG FINGER. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I MADE MY FINGER HIM AND MARRIED IT!"

The team looked at her like she was on drugs. Greg had a weird smile on. One because this crazy girl made a finger of him and two because he was he had a crazy fan who loved him.

"Who are you?" Catherine asked again. The teen looked at her.

"OH MY GOD! YOUR CATHERNE WILLOWS! YOUR MY IDOL!" She screamed. The team covered their ears.

"Who are you!" Warrick yelled getting inpatient. The girl stopped screaming and looked sat him with an evil glare.

"I am Dances With Vegetables." She said calmly, "Or s it Dorris..." She nods. The team gave her a confused look. "Or... I might be Taylor."

"Can you tell me?" Greg asked the teen. She nodded and leaned in and whispered her name. Greg nodded.

"Who are you really?" Sara asked with a blank expression across her face.

"Fine... If you must all know, I am Taylor Bryanna Armstrong-Walker, I come from the land called Colwood in British Columbia of Canada." Taylor said in a voice like she was royalty. They looked at her.

"Taylor, What are you doing so far away from home?" Nick asked. She looked at him.

"I-I... Umm. I LOVE CSI!" Taylor screamed then glomped on Greg.

"Wow...!" Greg said in surprise. Taylor just giggled. Then the seven heard a voice from above.

“Hee hee! I will destroy you with my evil munchkin army. OH MY GOD SASUKE!” They heard. Taylor just shook her head and hugged Greg harder. The other six began to worry.

“Maybe now we should call security.”

“Oh my god. We are under attack!”

“Run!”

“Umm.”

“This isn’t good.”

“God help us!”

Then the seven heard the voice of above say, “I am God, Hear me roar. Oh no. I killed my sock. I want pizza!” Then there was a loud cracking sound, “Oh Sheeeeeeet!” they heard her say as the ceiling fell down and through the dust they saw a teen with short brown hair and was about an inch or two shorter then Taylor. She stood up and pointed at the group. Looking around she yelled, “You saw nothing! Got that?” They all nodded with the look she gave them.

“You’re the evil monkey living in my closet!” Taylor yelled pointing at the girl.”

“Possibly…” The girl replied. The team looked at the girls. One still stuck to Greg.

“Oh God. You know each other?” Catherine asked.

“Possibly…” The new girl said with an evil grin.

“I wanna kill Ecklie…” Taylor said, Randomly. The group looked at her. “What?” She answered.

“Who are you?” Nick asked, shocked by tonight’s events. The new teen looked at him.

“I will not tell unless you are an opponent worthy of my name.” The girl said. The CSIs looked at her. Taylor broke out laughing.

“Fine! If you must know, I am your leader! Or worst Nightmare…” She said.

“It is true! I have dreamed of this!” Greg said as Taylor glomped him more.

“I LOVE YOU GREG!” Taylor yelled.

“Oh my God, Are you two on drugs?” Warrick asked. Then he once again got a glare from Taylor.

“I hate you!” Taylor said pointing at Warrick.

“What?” Sara and Catherine said in unison. Then there was a flash of blue around the room. Then another person appeared next to the new teen girl (Yet to be named). The team was starting to get freaked out. Then they turned to Taylor who had a shocked look on her face too. When the new girl looked to her side, it looked as if she were about to have a seizure.

“SASUKE UCHIHA! I mean… Sasuke, It is my honor.” She bowed her head, “I am Torree Mylynn Meyer, From the Meyer Clan.”

“Ha! We know your name!” Yelled Brass. The nine looked at Brass.

“When the hell did you get here?” Taylor asked. The group nodded.

“I don’t remember…” Brass said.

“I DON’T LIKE YOU!” Torree yelled at Brass. Then she mumbled something very bad under her breath. Sasuke looked at Torree and said;

“I heard that.” Torree’s face turned a bright red.

“Haha! Torree likes Sasuke!” Sara said randomly. The group looked at her with shocked faces.

“Sara, There was a time in my life when I hated you, then I liked your character, and now I hate you again and you do something almost as stupid as thinking that Grissom will ever love BECAUSE he LOVES Catherine NOT YOU!” Taylor said then fake coughed “Nose Picker”.

“What did you say to me little punk!” Sara yelled.

“Wanna say that to my face?” Torree asked. Sara looked at her with a death glare.

“Stay out of this, Kid.” Sara hissed.

“OH! OH! OH! KID! YOU KNOW WHO YOU TALKING TO? NOSE PICKER YOUR GOING DOWN!” Torree yelled then whispered to Sasuke, “Can I barrow your kunai?” He nodded and passed it to her. She let out a war cry and jumped at Sara.

“Ahh!” Sara screamed. Quickly Warrick, Brass and Nick pulled Sara away while Taylor, Greg, Grissom, Sasuke, and Catherine had to pull off Torree. When she was pulled away, Sara did sustain some miner cuts.

“CALM DOWN!” Grissom yelled over the voices. They all stopped and turned to look at him.

“Yes Mr. Grissom?” Taylor said sweetly looking up with puppy dog eyes. He looked at her then looked back at the group.

“You are all grounded!” Catherine said. They looked at her. Then back at Grissom.

“This has been a hectic thirty minute but we must all calm down.” Grissom instructed.

“MAKEOUT PARTY!” Torree screamed.

“Grillows and Snickers, UNITE!” Taylor scream as Torree and her pushed Nick into Sara and Catherine into Grissom. Surprisingly the two couples didn’t pull away. “Yay!” Taylor screamed.

“Our work here is done.” Torree nodded then turned to Sasuke, then jumped on him and placed a kiss on his lips. First it soft then it became harder with passion.

As the three couples were enjoying there time together the four just stood there.

“I am not making out with you. The last time the author wrote a story, we got engaged and house fell on us!” Brass said to Warrick.

“I am out of here, see ya!” Warrick as tried to sneak away but a crazy demented bomber came into the room and yelled 9999 and blew Warrick up, getting everyone’s attention.

“OH MY GOD!” Catherine yelled breaking away from Grissom.

“I’m going to die a virgin!” Torree yelled breaking away from Sasuke. Nick and Sara continued their make out session and rolled under the table.

“You know there is a closet…” Sasuke said to Torree.

“So what’s your point?” Torree asked him. He looked at her with a smirk. He lifted her up and swung her over his shoulder and locked them in the closet. The remaining five looked at each other all thinking, What are they going to do in there?. Then they turned to look at the crazy man with the bomb.

“What do you want?” Greg asked holding Taylor.

“Oh my god! Greg is holding me!” Taylor whispered temped to scream. She held him close. “Gregy I am scared!” He hugged her more.

“I want you!” He said pointing at Taylor. They all looked at her.

“Well I don’t want you!” Taylor said Hugging Greg tighter. The man with a bomb looked at Brass and yelled;

“77810999!” And Brass blew up.

“Ahh!” Catherine, Greg, and Taylor screamed. Grissom held Catherine tighter.

“Who are you?” Grissom asked. The man pulled off his mask to revile Ecklie!

“Ah the fugly!” Taylor screamed as she covered her eyes and fell to the ground.

“I have a gun! What is it? A gun!” He sung pointing to his bomb. The three, Catherine, Grissom, and Greg looked dumb footed.

“Ecklie, Take off the bomb. It is ok!” Grissom said pulling Catherine behind him. Regaining sight Taylor stood up and hugged Greg. He too put her behind him and faced Ecklie. Just then the four heard noises from behind Ecklie. Taylor got a smile on her face.

“Hey you! Ugly man!” A voice called from behind Ecklie. He span around to come face to face with yet an other teen girl. Behind her stood an older teen male. He was a little short but taller then the girl. His hair was a yellow blonde, while the girl had long curly brown hair. “Get the hell away from my friends!”

“And who are you to stop me!” Ecklie said as her turned even uglier! Behind him Taylor and Catherine screamed. The bomb had vanished and now he had a huge sword.

“I can stop you because I have a brain… Well the last time I checked I did... But I can” She snapped as she pointed at Ecklie. The male teen stood behind her. Waiting to see if Fugly Man would dare to attack his girlfriend. He pulled out his sword and pointed it at the girl. She looked at him with a glare that cloud kill.

The girl laughed then put her hands on her hips. “I dare you to attack me!” She said smirking as her eyes went narrow somewhat. He looked at her. He was about to take a swing when The girl lifted her hand, a ring was on her finger, she put her hand out in front of her, she her hands were spread and her palm was faced forward. There was a large rainbow of colors that glowed and the next thing you knew, penguin like creatures came out of nowhere. Fugly Man stopped and looked at the creatures. They had huge eyes and looked all most fuzzy. Just then they opened their beaks and let out a moo sound. The ganged up him and jumped him. Fugly man swung his sword and hit all the mooguins. With a loud moo they vanished into a blue dust. He let out a war cry and laughed.

“Is that all you can do?” he smirked.

“... Uh” She said scratching her head then smirking she laughed happily. “I can do this!"

She lifted her hand and another colorful ray of light appeared. This time, another Mooguin appeared, but this one, was much, much, larger than the others. Fugly Man looked at it then swung his sward at it. Unlike the other it didn’t scratch it. Fugly Man looked shocked.

“How can it do that?” He said as he repeatedly swung this overly large sword. Getting annoyed, the giant Mooguin grabbed Fugly Man’s sword and ripped it from his hands. Using his fins, the mooguin push so hard it shattered into a million pieces. Looking shocked, Fugly Man took a step back. The mooguin waddled closer and cornered Fugly Man. Lifting his flippers he began to bitch slap him until he died. Fugly man began to shrivel until he was nothing more then the size of a peanut. The Mooguin let out a victory "Moo" then waddled over to the girl, holding out his fin.

"Huh, oh, yeah." She mumbled pulling out a large piece of cheese from her pocket and giving it to the Mooguin. The Mooguin Mooed in delight as it waddled off. The new teens soon took action and ran to their friends. Catherine was hugging Grissom and Taylor was clinging on to Greg. “You guys ok?” The girl asked. They nodded. “Ok good. OHMYGODYOUARECSIPEOPLE!” She yelled jumping up and down. Taylor got up and started jumping to. Then they started to do the chinchilla happy dance. Grissom stood up and looked at the new teens.

“Who are you?” He asked helping Catherine to her feet. The girls stopped dancing and Taylor walked back to Greg. The new girl looked at him and then at the teen next to her.

“I am SuperMooguin and this is my boy-friend SuperHotEd-Kun!” She looked at him then at Taylor. "And I already know all of you!” She said smiling.” But, I’m not a stalker if that is what you are thinking.” She added quickly nodding. Catherine looked at her.

“What your real name, though?” Greg asked. Giving in she nodded.

“My name is Dakota Dukur and this is Ed-Kun.” She said smiling sweetly, “Tay… Where is Tor?” Dakota asked. The six looked at the closet.

“Should we open it?” Greg asked.

“Maybe not! They might be getting kinky…” Grissom said.

“They are only teens… How kinky can they get?” Catherine stated.

“Okay! Lets take a vote. Who wants to open the door?” Taylor asked. Greg, Catherine, Herself, and Dakota all raise their hands. “Ok who doesn’t want to open it?” Ed and Grissom put up their hands.

“Okay!” Dakota said, “We open the door!” The group walked up to the door.

“On the count of three. One, THREE!” Greg yelled. They pulled on the doorknob and looked in. Inside they saw Torree and Sasuke sitting across form each other poking each other.

“Oh My God! That is so kinky!” Taylor yelled sarcastically getting Torree and Sasuke’s attention. They made their way out and looked at the others.

“What did you think we where doing? I’m 12! I ain’t about to bonk a guy in the closet!” Torree rolled her eyes and hit Taylor in the head.

“Well you talk about it… A LOT! And you look at Pi…” Taylor was cut off by Torree covering her mouth. They looked at the girls.

“SHUT UP TAYLOR! NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW!” Torree yelled.

“Torree!” Dakota pried away Torree from Taylor. “No! Bad! Sasuke it here!” Torree stopped and turned to look at him.

“I didn’t do it!” Torree said. Dakota and Taylor rolled their eyes at her. Just then they all heard a loud bang from underneath the table. They all turned to see that Sara and somehow bashed her head into the table while she was hubba hubbing Nick.

“Owwy!” She cried rubbing the back of her head and crawling out from under the table.

“Eww! That is wrong!” Torree said.

“The mental images! They burn!” Taylor yelled. The three girls started running around in a circle. Then Dakota stopped suddenly and Taylor and Torree bashed into her.

“I am bored! Lets go camping!” Dakota stood up and walked over to Ed.

“Yay! I like camping!” Taylor grabbed Greg and Catherine and pulled them out of the room.

“I don’t like camping… Mosquitoes eat me!” Torree said. But the other didn’t listen. “Damn you!” She muttered as she grabbed Sasuke and Nick. Grissom and Sara followed behind them. When they reached the stairs, Torree stumbled over something. Letting go of Nick and Sasuke to keep her balance she swung into a wall.

“Torree!” Both girls shrieked and ran over to her. Torree stood up and brushed off invisible dirt.

“I’m good! Be careful. That air is deadly!” Torree said pointing to the place where she stumbled. Sara wasn’t listening to anything her some-what kidnapper had said and tripped on the nothing. She went flying and was unable to keep her balance. She tumbled down five or so flights of stairs until she finally stopped in a heap.

“Oh my god!” Ed said, “Can people fall over nothing?”

“I can…” Taylor, Dakota and Torree said in unison. The group looked at them then ran down the stairs to go help Sara. The three just stood there.

“I didn’t do it…” Torree said looking innocent. Dakota started laughing and Taylor looked at her confused.

“Ohh I get it know!” Taylor said a few seconds later. “You know they cloud run away?”

“Oh Shaa!” The two said as the three ran down the stairs. Luckily for them then seven hadn’t run away… Yet. And for some odd reason, Sara wasn’t dead or badly injured.

“Is that possible?” Dakota asked, walking over to Ed.

“I have no clue. It is weirder then tripping over nothing…” Ed said as Dakota hugged him. Sara got up from the heap and ran to Grissom and started to cry. Grissom pull his hand on her back and patted it. Taylor’s eyes started to twitch uncontrollably.

“ARGECKKKK!” She screamed in a inhuman voice. Dakota and Torree quickly held her back before she killed her.

“Taylor we do this when no one sees us, remember?” Torree said winking. Taylor nodded and went back to being some-what normal.

“GET OFF OF HIM YOU BITCH!” Catherine yelled storming over to Sara and ripping her off of Grissom.

“Get your hands off me you loony!” Sara screamed then Catherine slapped her in the face.

“HE IS MY MAN!” She screamed. The other eight slowly backed away. Then Sara slapped Catherine back.

“No he ain’t you ho!” Catherine then Tabo-ed her in the stomach. Sara fell to the ground.

“Ohh! Ohh! Cat Fight!” Torree yelled as she, Taylor, Dakota, Ed and Sasuke pulled out pop corn and started to eat it.

“Burn! This is going to be good!” Dakota yelled.

“HaHa!” Catherine was about to walk away towards Grissom when Sara grabbed her ankle and Catherine fell face first. Sara jumped up and was about to body slam when Catherine kicked her in the face.

“Oh my god! This is getting intense! Popcorn needs butter!” Torree said taking a bite of popcorn. Sasuke nodded and pulled out a butter container.

“Ahh!” Catherine and Sara where screaming. Just then Catherine started to scratch at Sara’s eyes.

“It Burns!” Sara screamed covering her eyes from Catherine.

“Hahahaha! Kill her Catherine! Show her no mercy!” Taylor screamed. Everyone looked at her. She smiled sweetly and continued to watch. Sara somehow got Catherine into a headlock and Catherine was using her foot to bash Sara’s head into the ground. Just then Grissom pulled them apart before they killed each other.

“Girls STOP IT NOW! You two are acting like those people!” Grissom said pointing to Taylor, Torree, and Dakota.

“Cheese!” Dakota yelled pulling out a piece of cheese. Catherine got up leaving Sara on the ground and walked over to Grissom then kissed him. Taylor, Greg, Torree, Sasuke, Dakota, Ed and Nick started to cheer. Just then like magic they appeared in the forest!

“Where are we?” Greg asked looking around. They where at a small cabin with an old campfire in front of it. Sara was still on the ground and Nick walked over to help her up. Taylor led Greg to the campfire.

“You know I was once a cub… and a brownie and a spark and an almost ummm whatever the next level of cubs is!” Taylor said as Greg and her took a seat next to each other. Then without anyone lighting it, the campfire light up.

It was dark by now and it started to get cold. Somehow, Marshmallows and Hotdogs came out of nowhere, as well as sleeping bags, flashlights, bug spray, mattresses and Taylor’s guitar. The ten sat around the campfire. Taylor started strumming her guitar and her, Torree, and Dakota started singing, “Oh… There’s…A… Monkey in my pocket, and he’s stealing all my change. His stare is black and glassy. I suspect he is deranged!” By the ninth time they sung it the rest of the group was screaming it too. Then randomly Torree yelled “MAKEOUT PARTY! AGAIN!” and Taylor and Greg, Torree and Sasuke, Dakota and Ed, Catherine and Grissom, and Nick and Sara started to share spit. For a few minutes to an half an hour they did this. Suddenly Nick heard a sound. He broke away from Sara and yelled out;

“I hear something. They all stopped. Suddenly from the tree above them an ugly old man jumped down. They all screamed.

“HERE”S MOE!” He yelled as he started to dance like Michael Jackson. They all got up and walked away slowly… Then the hobo yelled “Slap me, Bitch! Slap me!” And Catherine did so. She slapped him hard in the face and the group ran away screaming. Hobo Moe stood up and chased them into the cabin. Torree, Taylor and Dakota started to hug each other. Just then Sasuke and Ed walked up to Hobo Moe, who somehow found an axe, and looked at him. Ed smirked putting his hand on his auto mail arm then pulling it back, there was a blue light and there was now a sword on his arm. "Prepare to die, Hobo.” He said smirking happily. Sasuke got for his fuma out and looked at Hobo Moe, pointing it at him.

“Ha! Die Hobo Moe!” He yelled as both he charged at the terrorist. Ed stayed back letting Sasuke run a Hobo Moe first, he jumped up and cut in a downward way on Hobo Moe’s head.

“I am melting! Oh what a world! What a world!” Hobo Moe yelled as he started to turn into a pile of orange goo.

“Sasuke’s being hot!” Torree whispered to Dakota and Taylor.

“So is my Ed.” Dakota agreed. “Yay! He’s dead! But… Why is there goo?” Dakota poked it with her toe.

“I don’t know… This has been the oddest day in my life!” Grissom said as helped Catherine up. Torree got up and ran and hugged Sasuke. Taylor and Dakota also got up and walked over to their mans. Dakota looked down at her shoe.

“Ahh! THE GOO IS BURNING MY SHOE!” Dakota screamed as she saw the hole forming on her shoe. She yanked it off and threw it, hitting Torree in the back of the head.

“Oww!” Torree yelled rubbing her head and then throwing the shoe at Taylor. It hit Taylor’s eye.

“Ouch…” Taylor responded a minute later, rubbing her eye.

“SHOE FIGHT!” Dakota yelled pulling off her shoe, and throwing it. Torree did the same and took her shoes off and threw one at Sasuke and one at Dakota. Soon every one’s shoes where flying and hitting each other’s heads. One hit Dakota hard in the face making her fall down, barely missing the goo. “Ahh! Killer goo!” Dakota screamed scrambling away from it. At that time they all stopped because of the feared goo.

After cooling down for five minutes, Torree yelled, “Attack of the Shiny!” and started to have a spasm attack. Just then a bright light sucked in The girls, but Sara. No one saw it coming.

“What just happened?” Nick asked.

“Where is Catherine?” Grissom asked.

“Where is Taylor?” Greg asked.

“Where is Torree?” Sasuke asked.

“Where is Dakota?” Ed asked.

“Where is my brain?” Sara asked. They all looked at her. “What?” She asked. Just then a map fell from the sky. Greg picked it up and read it. It was a simple map telling them where the shiny had taken the missing girl.

“We first go this way then that way then this way then backwards and then in the ocean and then into that box thing!” Greg said pointing all over the place.

“You know what? GIMME THE MAP!” Grissom yelled out of nowhere, stealing the map from Greg. They all looked at him. “We go north eight steps then west…” Grissom said as he led the group to the box.

MEANWHILE!…

Taylor, Torree, Dakota and Catherine woke up inside a small closet box like thing. “Oh my god! When did I get my hands tied up!” Taylor yelled.

“CAN’T MOVE!” Dakota yelled squirming to try and get out.

“How in God’s name did we get here? You know what, Forget I asked.” Catherine said as Dakota bashed her in the side.

“This reminds me of the time Taylor and me got stuck in the closet! Oh wait! AHH WE’RE TRAPED! HELP!” Torree screamed trashing around in the box.

“Torree calm! Happy place!” Dakota yelled as she stopped moving.

“Am I hung over? Ohh that reminds me of a song. Every little thing that you say or do, I’m hung up, I'm hung up on you. Waiting for your call Baby, night and day, I'm fed up! I'm tired of waiting on you!”

“SHUT UP TAYLOR BEFORE I KILL YOU!” Torree yelled. Taylor shut her mouth and for the time until the others found them, they all didn’t talk.

MEANWHILE!… AGAIN….

Greg, Sasuke, Ed and the rest where following the map. “I see it!” Nick yelled pointing to a small blue box closet thing. They started to run, but then Nick fell into a patch of brown daisies and stinging nettle. Not knowing what it was, and because the rest of the people where not waiting for him, he just stood up and ran towards them. When they reacted it, Sasuke and Grissom started yelling.

Through the metal, they herd faint, “ Get us out before you die!”. Quickly they looked for a way in.

“The door is locked and we don’t have a key!” Sara yelled.

“We could get in through the hole in the roof.” Ed said pointing up. The team climbed on the top. They pulled off the lid and looked inside. The four girls looked up.

“Get us out before I in flicked pain on you!” Torree said. Sasuke leaned in lost his balance, causing him to fall on top of Torree. “Oww! MOTHER MONKEY!”

“Sorry! Didn’t mean to!” Sasuke said moving into the corner. The others above started to think.

“I’M GOING IN!” Greg yelled sticking his body in then falling too. “Oww! Not smart!”

“Owwy! My Gregy fell from the sky!” Taylor yelled grabbing Greg and hugging him.

“You know what… I could just kick down the door….” Ed said climbing off the roof.

“Ya, you could!” Grissom said as he too climbed off with Sara following.

“Umm guys… I can’t get down!” Nick yelled. They all, even the girls and Sasuke and Greg, looked up. Nick had become really, really, REALLY FAT! Just then he fell backwards and got himself stuck in the hole.

“Oh My God!” Sara yelled.

“I Stuck!” Nick yelled. Just then Ed kicked down the door and the girls and two guys ran out.

“I’ll get him out!” Ed said climbing up the box and pulled the overly large Nick out. “Told ya!” Sasuke looked at him.

“Show off!” He whispered to Torree. Just then the goo came alive!

“AHHHHHHHHH!” Everyone screamed as they ran into the other woods. They all ran until they trapped themselves in a cave. “I think we lost him!” Fat Nick said taking deep breaths. Suddenly the goo popped out of the side of the cave.

“HOBO MOE LIVES ON! MWHAHAHA!” It yelled as it lunched at Nick. It sallow him up.

“AHH THE GOO LIVES!” Taylor screamed holding on to Greg for dear life.

“This is not right!” Catherine whispered to Grissom as she hugged him.

“It ate NICKY!” Sara yelled running in circles.

“I can handle this!” Sasuke said. He pulled out his fuma and threw it into the goo. They watched as the goo absorbed it. “Ok maybe not!” Just then to goo ate Torree!

“NOOO MY BESTED GIRLFRIEND! DIE!” Taylor pulled out her fan fiction book and started to write something. Then the goo disappeared and Torree looked at Sasuke, and Nick was not fat! Taylor ran out of the cave.

“Sheet! She’s running! After her!” Torree yelled and they all ran after her. They found her starting at the sky. Torree went up and whacked her head.

“Owe! That hurt!” Taylor said rubbing her head.

“You not aloud to run!” Torree yelled. Then every one heard a noise.

“HIDE!” Dakota yelled as they all scrambled into the woods. From their hiding place they saw one people walking in the woods.

“What is it?” Greg asked. Just then they watched it then trip over a root.

“Why it is just a bunch of PANSY!” Taylor called.

“Lets go welcome the pansy!” Torree yelled as the all got up and to meet the pansy! They surrounded her, and jumped out. The girl jump and screamed.

“Who are you?” she asked looking at the group then spotting her friend. “DORRIS!” She yelled hugging Taylor.

“Robin!” Taylor yelled.

“Oh god!” Grissom muttered, “another teen!” Just then, Torree, Dakota, Greg, Ed, Sasuke, and Taylor started singing.

“I like to move it move it, you like to MOVE IT!” They all started dancing, EVEN Catherine AND GRISSOM! They danced for about an hour until they got bored.

“BARRELS!” Torree screamed.

“No! Its LETS GIVE EVERYONE A BARREL, THEY’RE GOOD FOR HOLDING BANANA'S YAH!” Robin yelled. Everyone nodded.

“Lets go!” Ed said.

“I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND KILL EVERYONE ONE BY ONE WITH MY MUNCHKIN ARMY. MWHAHAHAHAHA…. Yes mom!” Torree yelled, and everyone started to walk away. They started to walk back to camp. They all stopped at a hill for a rest. Just then Sara pointed up and yelled.

“FLYING GREEN MONKEY!” They all jumped up and stared.

“MONKEY!” The teens yelled. Just then the Flying green monkey flew down and grabbed Taylor. “Noo only birds are supposed to kidnap Taylors!” Torree yelled as they all followed the screaming thing in the air. They followed her to a small castle.

“EGIEMWAHHANHAN” Dakota screamed.

“He took her in there!” Robin yelled as they ran into the castle.

“Whoa! Its like the wizard of oz, now all they need are those dudes outside of the.” Dakota paused seeing people marching back and forth outside of the castle. “...never mind” She twitched.

“Monkeys fling poo at you!” Torree said. They looked at her.

“Only at you, Torree! Only you…” Robin said. Torree was about to kill her but stopped.

“I never knew how evil monkeys could be until now... meh they’re still cool, now how do we get Taylor?” Dakota twitched. Then somehow they all transported into the castle.

“Taylor’s in there!” Greg said pointing to a door, which happened to be the only door in the castle. Through the door, hear;

“Give me your boots!”

“But I like my boots! No mine!”

“You have until the clock rings 3 o’clock! And if you don’t give me those boots then I’ll kill you!”

“Wow! Your bitter!”

“They don’t call me Bobo the Bitter Clown for nothing!”

“Oh my god! You are Bobo the Bitter Clown! Are you aware I am not from the Wizard Of Oz?”

“Oh sorry, wrong people. You can go.”

“Thanks Bobo!” Taylor walked out of the room and bashed into Greg. “Hey!” he hugged her.

“You ok?” He asked.

“Don’t worry! I am fine! Lets head back to camp!” Taylor said. They all left the castle and walked back to camp. When they got there it was about 4 am. They where all tired and ready to pass out. Just then they saw another person wondering the camp. “I’m not expecting anymore people!” Taylor said. They all walked closer cautiously. Just then an older man in his 30s jumped out!

“Hi Taylor! It’s me! ROB!” He held out his hand and she shook it.

“Hello Rob.” Taylor said.

“Your pretty. I like you!” Rob smiled.

“I have to go!” Taylor pulled away and ran behind Greg. Robin, Catherine and Grissom stood behind them. Rob looked at all of them and turned to walk over to the fireplace.

“I like you, Fire place! Your pretty.” He then started to pulling off his pants. “You like that don’t you!” They all looked away.

“Oh my EEEKing GOD! He is raping a fireplace!” Torree screamed.

“Oh that’s…ARGH!” Dakota shook. Just then the fireplace started to talk.

“No! Rob stop! Please don’t rape me!” It said.

“We have to save that poor fire place!” Robin said. Suddenly Taylor turned into Special Girl, Dakota into Super Mooguin, Torree into The Queen Of The Munchkins, and Robin as Super Wally! Then they ganged up on Rob and kicked him and hit him with twigs until he was of no more. They then changed back into their normal selves.

“Oh my gosh! You’re a super hero!” Greg said hugging Taylor.

“I am a super hero too!” Robin said. They nodded.

“I’m cold!” Sara said.

“I’ll go light the fire.” Nick announced as he went into the woods to get some wood. When he came back he threw it into the fire pit and pored some gasoline on it.

“Mr. I don’t think you should do that.” Robin said. He didn’t pay attention and lighted it on fire. Then was a boom and Nick caught on fire. He ran around in circles until he ran into Sara. It caught her on fire too and they both ran until Sara fell down and lit the grass on fire, it quickly turned into a mini fire. The others ran out of the cabin with their stuff and ran to shelter. They ditched their stuff with Dakota, Taylor, Robin and Torree. Ed, Greg and Sasuke threw water all over the forest where there was fire while Catherine and Grissom put out Sara and Nick. Surprisingly they weren’t dead, or even REALLY BADDLY HURT! Shocked and tired they all left to go back to the shelter. They found the girls, well Taylor, Torree, and Dakota killing each other while Robin fell asleep.

“OH MY GOD YOU ARE ALIVE!” Taylor yelled as she and Dakota walked creepily over to Sara and Nick. Then the crazy girls poked them then passed out. When they woke up, they thought it had all been a dream… BUT THEY WHERE WRONG! Taylor woke up next to Greg as Torree woke up next to Sasuke and Dakota woke up next to Ed. When they all awoke, Taylor turned to Greg and said, “Will you marry me?”

“Yes!” Greg yelled and they started to dance.

“Will you marry Sasuke?” Torree asked.

“Umm… Sure?” Then they two started to dance, then all started to dance BECAUSE I CONTROLL THEM! When they stopped, they had yet again been transported to a place. It was a wedding chapel. There Sasuke and Torree, and Taylor and Greg got married. The group cheered for they knew next time I write with my friends more crazy will happen.

THE END!

For Now!

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Written By Taylor, Torree, and Dakota!

This is all out of humor; all rights reserved, please don’t sue me, or us! We don't own CSI, Naruto, or Full Metal Alchemist. The songswe also not own, They are Hung Up by Madonna, I like to Move it, And Monkey in my Pocket. If you would like to review tomy friends thier emails are, Torree: and Dakota: .Thank you! REVIEW!