AT LAST THIS WILL UPLOAD. THANK AKITO. THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST DAY EVER. I HATE SCHOOL. BURNNNN, SCHOOL. BURNNNN. PLEASE.

I dedicate this one to Dustin, who gave me 4 pounds of animal crackers for my birthday. Those animal crackers gave me this idea.

I expect an update soon or else Tohru will come about and make babies with your dog.

WTF?

Episode Twenty-One: The Animal Crackers

"Hey Yuki!" Momiji yelled quietly as he bustled into the room with HATSY and Kagura!. Just kidding. Kagura! wasn't there.

Kagura! At the Disco!

"What," Yuki mumbled as Momiji sat down next to him. Yuki tried not to move because he and Kyo were in a 'who can go the longest without standing up' contest and he was TOTALLY winning. LYKE OMGGGGG!

LOLZZZ!

"Look what we brought!" Momiji hollered into Yuki's zitty ear, shoving a plastic bear at Yuki. It was plastic. It had a red cap and stickers for eyes and noses. I was low fat and it's net wt was 64 oz, AKA 4 lb, AKA 1814 g. Also, it was carrying a ramune bottle! Just kidding. HATSY was actually carrying the ramune bottle. It, and Juste, were $3.22.

"'For even more delicious this drink chill before drinking,'" HATSY read. That's what the bottle said. Seriously. COWS DON'T LIE!

Yuki moved his head slightly to look at the BEAR! It was filled with cotton balls.

In Spanglish: It was filled with animal crackers

"Cool. See you later," Yuki said like a soccer coach.

"Wanna eat some?" Momi asked.

"HECK YES," Kyo hollered, standing up and therefore losing the contest. Yuki celebrated quietly. Even though Momi had asked YUKI, not SELFISH KYO!

"'Do not allow small children to open the bottle. Adults should open the bottle for small children,'" HATSY mooed. Everyone glared at him, but it was TRUE. Sheesh.

Yuki got the first pick since his name was first in the number line. He picked a… POLAR BEAR. He slipped it into his pocket to add to his polar bear collection the next day.

"Next was Kyo, because he's a loser." Kyo picked up a cracker, glaring at Kagura! At the Disco for the unnecessary commentary. He picked a… BUFFALO!

"Look HATSY, it's you!1" he cried tears of plasma.

"No it's not. I'm a cow," HATSY responded MOOdily, sick of quoting the ramune bottle. MMM STRAWBERRY. I LOVE STRAWBERRY.

"Look! I got a horse!" Momiji cheered! HATSY abruptly took it from the lad before pulling one of the cows from the plastic bear's head and placing them in suggestive positions.

"Well, that was a waste of FIVE HOURS," Kyo huffed huffily like he had asthma.

"Look! I got a cat!" Momi cheered! He was about to eat it before Kyo was all like "NO!O!O1O1OO1O1O!O11!O1!OOOOOO!OOOO!1OOOOOOO!1O!O!O1O1OO1O1O!O11!O1!OOOOOO!OOOO!1OOOOOOO!1!O!O1O1OO1O1O!O11!O1!OOOOOO!OOOO!1OOOOOOO!1!O!O1O1OO1O1O!O11!O1!OOOOOO!OOOO!1OOOOOOO!1!O!O1O1OO1O1O!O11!O1!OOOOOO!OOOO!1OOOOOOO!1!O!O1O1OO1O1O!O11!O1!OOOOOO!OOOO!1OOOOOOO!1" and snatched it from the kid.

"Is there a rat?" Yuki asked like the world would end if there was a cat but no rat in the cotton ball-filled plastic bear.

"Nope. You can be this rhinoceros though," Momiji shrugged. He had already assigned himself camel cracker and Kureno bullfrog cracker.

"I'll stick with polar bear," Yuki sighed, adding 'polar bear in the zodiac' to his list of things he dearly wished.

"OH NO," Kagura! At the Disco gasped ALLUVUSUDDUN.

"What?" Gure-Gure asked, appearing out of stink air.

"SERVING SIZE 16 CRACKERS (30 g/1.1 lb)!" Kagura! At the Disco gasped ALLUVUSUDDUN.

"We've eaten… 8," Momi counted.

BADLY.

CHUCKLE CHUCKLE.

"Well, I ate 13 on the way here," HATSY explained, making the horse and ox crackers a house out of Kyo's plentiful back hair.

"OH NOEZZZ!" Yuki screamed uncharacteristically. "MAMA WE ALL GOIN' DOWN!"

Then they all got pies shoved up their… SHOES.

Don't worry, they'll be fine. Someday.

SOMEDAY SOMEHOW WE GONNA MAKE IT ALRIGHT BUT NOT RIGHT NOW I KNOW YOU'RE WONDERING WHENNNNN.

Stay tuned forrrr:

Episode Twenty-Two: The Juicer

MAYBE!

I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IT YET!