"TRISH STRATUS!"

"WHAT?" Eric, Steve, and Y2J exclaimed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" John screamed tearfully.

Everyone took a second to look at John distastefully. That title was really starting to irritate them.

Eric turned back to Vince. "No! No! I don't know who said Trish, but we don't want her!" he pleaded.

Vince only smiled and said, "Here she comes."

The TitanTron went blank for a few moments until Trish's signature giggle and sigh blasted through the air and her video started. When it came to her in the bikini, posing on the rock, it stopped.

The guys ogled at it for a little while. Melina/Shawn, combined with Melina's man-hungry instincts and Shawn's loyalty to his wife, refused to look, however.

Trish stopped posing and reached up towards the glass. She launched herself off of the rock and pulled herself through the screen. As soon as she was sitting on the glass safely, the music stopped and The TitanTron went blank.

John, shaking violently with tears streaming down his face, cradled his title fell to the ground.

Trish put a hand to her mouth and ran over to him.

"Aw… you poor baby! What's wrong?"

As odded out as they were (is that a word, spincut?) the male guests couldn't help but feel extremely jealous that an almost naked Trish Stratus was all over John instead of them.

Except Y2J.

Way too many painful memories appeared before his eyes and he tried to hind behind his boat mates, but Steve wouldn't allow it. Oddly enough, he was starting to forget all about the fact that he had no beer and was returning to his old self.

"Hey, Miss Stratus, here's your girly ex-boyfriend!" He pushed him against Trish's back.

Trish stopped attending to John and turned to Y2J.

"Christopher."

"Patricia."

She stepped back and looked at Y2J. "You seem… I dunno… thinner? Have you lost weight?"

He narrowed his eyes but before he could say anything, Vince's face showed back up on the TitanTron. "So, do you superstars want to know your first event?"

"I cannot believe that our first event is a freakin' game of duck-duck-goose!" Kurt complained.

"Bitch." 'Taker mumbled.

The ten employees were in a big room. Eric and Teddy were sitting against the walls. In the middle of the room sat the superstars, in a large circle, since nobody was exactly jumping for joy that they had to sit by each other. Vince's face was on the ceiling.

Just to make sure that no one played fair. What's the point of making sure that everyone followed the rules anyway? You've got a bunch of angry and stressed-out professional wrestlers playing a five-year-olds game. Would you?

"Eric and Teddy flipped a coin earlier and Teddy won." Vince announced.

The RAW superstars started screaming at Eric. Even John Cena.

"You can't do anything right, ya asshole!" Steve hissed.

"I hate you!" John screamed.

"We always lose!" Y2J declared.

"You suck!" Trish yelled, a little unsure of why they were yelling.

This did not affect Eric.

"Whatever." He muttered, rolling his eyes.

"I chose to go first…" Teddy started. He then decided to take the longest time possible to choosing which only made everyone angrier. "Eddie!"

Eddie felt so proud of himself. "I'll serve you well SmackDown!"

He stood up and walked around the circle at least two times before stopping on John and yelling, "Goose, ese!"

John stood up, but Eddie surprised him. He started to go backwards and John went forwards. Eddie quickly tripped the non-spinney WWE Champion and sat in his seat.

After hearing that plug to him and his title, John began to cry.

"I MISS MY SPINNING TITLE!" he whined rather loudly.

Vince laughed. "Alright Cena. Now you have to go in the middle."

Whimpering, John stood up and walked into the middle where the rest of the superstars jeered at him.

Eddie smiled at a cheating job well done. Vince didn't like that smile.

"Just what are you thinking about?" he snarled.

Thinking quickly, Eddie lied, "Food."

His Latino Heat ways were back.

It was Eric's turn.

"I pick Steve to go."

Steve, obviously in a bad mood (I mean, his team was losing, he hated almost everyone on his team, he hated his coach… man) got up and circled the … circle, muttering "duck". Finally, he stopped at Melina, shoved his knuckles into her head, and yelled, "Goose, ya transvestite!"

Melina was extremely insulted. How dare he call her a transvestite! As he started to run, fury burned in her heart. He was coming back around to her…

BAM! Her booted foot came right to his chin, giving him a little Sweet Chin Music. Steve fell and held his chin. Melina exclaimed in Shawn's voice, "Now it's time to get yours!" and started pummeling him. It frightened everyone.

Kurt touched her shoulder. "Melina…"

She turned and looked at him. "I'm Shawn Michaels. Do I need to deliver a little Sweet Chin Music to help you remember?"

Everyone looked shocked as they realized.

Melina Perez just transformed into Shawn Michaels.