happy valentines day from me, my doctor, and my nurse, to you. i hugged my hatori look a like doctor. he didn't turn into a seahorse thjough... i got a lot of cards...

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“What the hell is this?” asked a severely pissed off Itachi. He eyed the pink, heart shaped piece of paper that had been thrust into his face. Deidara frowned at his attitude. “It’s Valentine’s Day, the day of love and…”

“I have no interest in love, Deidara.” snapped Itachi, “Especially with you!”

“Oh, diss!” yelled Kisame in the corner, eating a box of chocolates that Deidara had given him. Itachi just stared at the chocolate goodness in Kisame’s claws. “Why didn’t I get chocolate?” he asked Deidara, sounded hurt, even if it was just fake.

“I didn’t know you liked chocolate?” Deidara said, slapping his face in a surprised fashion. Itachi glared, and turned his back on him, snatching the valentine. He opened it up, and read:

Dear Itachi,

I heart you.

Kisses and hugs,

Deidara

He crumpled the letter as he clutched his fist tighter. He took out a scarp of paper out of nowhere, and scribbled something down. He cut it with a kunai into a very crappy heart, and handed it to Deidara. He was about to open it, when Sasori came into the room, holding a stuffed bear, covered in red hearts.

“What’s with the bear?” asked Kisame.

“Deidara gave it to me.” He stated simply, “And look! It has magnets in its paws and mouth so it looks like it’s blowing a kiss at you.”

Itachi and Kisame eyed the doll, then Deidara.

“I want a teddy bear.” Said Itachi, sounding even more pissed off, if it were possible…

“He already gave you a doll of your precious Sasuke.” retorted Kisame, “I want a teddy bear!”

“You have that stupid shark plushie!” yelled Itachi, offended that his partner and roommate had brought up the Sasuke doll, which was hiding respectfully in Itachi’s pants. (Cough, cough)

Kisame growled. “It’s not stupid. It’s my official little brother.”

From across the room, Sasori said, “That’s sad, Kisame. Sad as in pathetic…”

“Shut up, puppeteer!” shouted the befuddled shark man, and he stormed away crying, probably to his apartment.

Itachi glowered at Deidara, who just stood there, and snatched back the valentine. He opened it and wrote some more, then closed it and gave it back. Then he stormed out, followed by Sasori, who was eating the rest of Kisame’s chocolates.

Deidara shrugged, obviously not caring, and opened up Itachi’s valentine card to him. ‘Yay!’

Dear Deidara (pretend this has a scratch through it)Jack-ass,

Screw you!

Planning your inevitable death,

Uchiha Itachi

P.S. I want a friggin’ box of chocolates and a teddy bear!

Deidara stared at it for a minute, silent. Then… “Wait… what?”

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this valentines day, a few boys from school came to see me in the hospital. one of them was my crush. yay! i hate the shift key now. anyway, i have chocolate. and a teddy bear just like sasori. i was happy. i'm not putting anymore exclamation marks in this anymore.

anyway, i officialy have a straight back again. my wrist is healing, and i'll leave the hospital soon. my parents are gonna live too. so im happy.