Summary: Spike is very bored one day and while looking through Anya's room makes a disturbing discovery. This is a one shot! Set towards the middle of Season 7

Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy the vampire slayer!

Me: Ok this is my first story so please read and give me some advice! Also please note that in this story Xander did leave Anya at the alter and they are still not together.

It was around 11:30 in the afternoon and Spike was bored. Well actually bored would be an understatement. He had been at home alone all day and had another two and a half hours to go until Buffy and the rest of the gang would be home.

So Spike had wandered upstairs looking for something to keep himself occupied. He traveled up the stairs into the hallway and sighed. He had been currently taken to snooping around in everyone's bedroom looking for something interesting; unfortunately he had been in everyone's bedroom at least twice. All but, one that is. The only bedroom Spike hadn't looked in was….Anya's!

Spike knew that sometimes he could be a total idiot but, he was definitely not stupid enough to go into a vengeance demons bedroom even if Anya was only an ex-vengeance demon. Or was he?

After picking the lock he opened the door and peeked inside. So far every thing looked normal. No shrunken heads, spell books or anything, actually the room was pretty much empty except for a bed, a book shelf and her closet. Nothing looked out of the ordinary.

That's when it hit him. If he were a ditzy vengeance demon where would he hide all of his stuff? The closet of course! Spike went to the closet and carefully opened the door. Inside was a big black bag, a lot of pants and t-shirts etc, and a photo album.

First he looked in the bag which ended up containing holy water, bat wings, and a necklace which looked suspiciously like it was made of human teeth. He quickly closed the bag and went to the photo album.

He found pictures of Willow and Tara together and other pictures of all the Scooby gang members, actually it looked like a normal photo album. He flicked to the very back and what he saw made him scream as though someone had burnt him!

In the back of photo album he had found pictures. Pictures of Xander naked! There were pictures of Xander in the shower, Xander asleep in the nude, Xander getting dressed and even Xander dancing to music naked!

Spike tossed the photo album out the window and, ran out of the room screaming as though he was dying. He ran all the way downstairs into the basement. Right then and there he vowed never to snoop in anyone's stuff again. Unfortunately he was already scarred for life!

That night while everyone was asleep Anya was perched on Xander's dresser while Xander was fast asleep. "Well watching you sleep will have to do." She said. "Although I wonder what happened to all my pictures!

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Meanwhile outside an old woman was walking past Buffy's house on her evening stroll. As she walked she looked down and saw Anya's photo album. She looked inside and saw the pictures of Xander "Well isn't this a lovely surprise! It's not everyday I find a treat like this!" she tucked the photo album under her arm and continued on her way.

Me: So what did you think? R'n'R please!