-x- Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me. …which sucks. This drabble was written for the drabble me community over on lj a while back. The prompt was "Turkey? You have to be kidding me!" and it had to be 100 words. I forgot I had already uploaded this, so I figured I should post it. It made me giggle. (:–x-

"So…what do you think about when you're…doing him?"

"Dunno. Anything really."

"Aww come on Ed…gimmie something juicy."

"Isn't the act of it juicy enough?"

"Don't give me that…I mean…it is…but you have to be thinking SOMETHING awesome when you're doing Roy Mustang."

"Turkey."

"Excuse me?"

"That's what I thought of today."

"Turkey! You have to be kidding me!"

"What? I'm really hungry."

The blond alchemist stuffed his hands into his red jacket pockets and walked away towards the car.

"Come on Havoc, take me to get some food."

"Turkey."

"Yes, turkey. Can we go now?"

"I don't fucking believe this…"