Me: Hi ya! Sorry I haven’t updated in awhile.

Ryou: I still hate you.

Me: I know, Deep Blue.

Ryou: Stop that!

Me: Here’s the chapter.

Ch3: Pai

Pai walks up on stage. He looks very angry because he was in a middle of a researching about earth.

“Hello, Pai,” said the announcer.

“Who are you and what do you want?”

“Please sit down in that chair and I’ll explain everything.”

“Fine.” Pai was about to sit down, but Ryou comes running on the stage and grabs the chair.

“Don’t sit in it!” He throws the chair off the stage.

“What the hell are you doing here?” asked Pai.

“I’m here to warn everybody about this show,” Ryou said with eye twitching.

“Security!” yells the announcer.

I come up on stage. “Night Night crazy guy.” I whacked him on the head with a hammer.

“Wednesday is waffle day.” He falls over.

“Carry on.” I drag him away.

“Now sit down,” said the announcer in a stress voice.

“But there is no chair,” said Pai. He really doesn’t want to be here.

“Oh, yeah. Security!”

“What?” I walk back on the stage.

“I need a chair.”

“Here.” I put where the old one sat.

“Thank you.”

“Whatever.” I make my leave all cool like. (ME: sorry I have a big ego.)

“Now sit down.”

Pai obeys and sits down. “What do you want?” He asks again. He looks very annoyed.

“Pai’s mother is the queen of the cheese grater tribe.”

“What?” Pai looks very confuse.

“Yes, but she got dethroned because she ate all the cheese.”

“I never heard such a thing.”

“There are secrets that your parents kept from you like they never told you that they’re hippies.” The announcer is really trying not to laugh.

“They are not!” Pai is about to get his fan out.

“Yeah they are. Also that your real name is Susan.”

“Stop it! My name is not Susan!” He pulls out his fan. “I’m going to kill you.”

“You can’t kill me because you don’t know where I’ am. MAWAHAHAHAHAAH!” The announcer laugh very evil like.

Pai takes a deep breath and sits down, but keeps his fan out just in case. “I hate you.”

“Everybody else does, Mr. 3.14.”

“WHAT! HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO KISH?” Pai looks like he’s going to kill the first person he sees. Kish made that nickname up to make fun Pai’s name.

“Maybe.”

Pai takes another deep breath. “Just go on.”

“Okay, Pai is in love with Deep Blue.”

“NANI? I’M NOT GAY!”

“Yeah you are. You’re obsessed with the guy.”

“He’s my leader!”

“That’s what you think. Now about your fan.”

“What about my weapon?”

“Its not a weapon.”

“Then what is it?”

“You is it to flirt with Deep Blue,” said the announcer who has a crack in voice from trying not to laugh.

“……” Pai has nothing to say. He can’t believe what he’s hearing.

“What’s wrong?”

“I’m not gay! I’m straight!”

“Yeah you’re right.”

“Good.”

“Because you were once in love with a pie name Peach.”

Pai looks around and say in a quite voice, “Who told you that?”

“I have my ways, but anyway your love one Peach came to a tragic end.”

“I was hungry!”

“That’s what they all say, Mr. 3.14”

“That’s it I’m calling my lawyer!” Pai gets up and storms off angrily to find the nearest phone.

“Oh my………I love my job,” said the announcer with a huge smile on his face.

Pudding: Nani means what in Japanese.

KishandIchigo4ever!

Mew Ami Over and Out!