It sucks that I have to have a disclaimer. Ok. I don't own Harry Potter. I'm not j.k. (just kidding) about the fact that I'm not J.K. Rowling. I am not affiliated with Warner Bros. nor do I make any claim to be. Fan writing FAN fiction. Enough said.

I never finished this fanfiction, and I never intend to. However, there were many chapters that I composed amid others that I did not, and I want to post them just as a reference tool for myself. I am not ever going to fill out any of the incomplete chapters.

Writer's Candy, and assorted Notes

"I have finished the total destruction of the aforementioned item, and have an idea of where the next is. Currently, I'm in a cave somewhere in the south, but due to possible interception, I do not mention exactly where. Anyhow, I know you will do your utmost in playing your part well. However, if anyone begins to suspect that you are not who you seem, write me. I will send a letter that will prove of my life and perfect liberty, not only putting you in the clear. So fare well, my boy."

Flute: Elizabeth Montpelier (G) Lea Clockenburger (H) Rachel Vanise (S) Danielle Norbert (R) Sarah Afleura (H)

Clarinet: Réna Gomez (R) Hermione Granger (G) Morinda Porpington (G) Ariana Mann (S) Greg Santiago (R)

Oboe: Cherry Peterson (G)

Bassoon: Sandra Miller (H) Bianca Davenport (R)

Bass Clarinet: Andrew Thompson (S) Dana Windiford (H)

Bari. Sax: Trenton Oxford (H) Mark Vane (S)

Alto Sax: Patty Owen (R) Ophelia Young (R) Max Verall (H) Joseph Lane (G)

Tenor Sax: Kristin Spade (G) Diane Race (S)

Trumpet: David Autumnrook (G) Kyle Wolf (R) Taylor Jenkins (H) Terry Boot (R) Evan Holmes (G) Alex St. Mary (R) Aaron Quinn (R)

Horn: Mabel Vincent (S) Ginny Weasley (G)

Baritone: Paul Marks (S)

Trombone: Ronald Weasley (G) Wilkes O'Reilly (R) Jake McQueen (R)

Tuba: Cassie Nord (S) Bryanaa Lux (H)

Percussion: Jake Porter (G) Noel Goodfellow (S) Harry Potter (G) Heather Dwyer (H) Julian Moon (G)

Violin: Lia Peterson (G) Lavender Brown (G) Alexandra Maher (H) Lilliane Murphy (R) Ava Simpson (R)

Viola: Olga Ratcliff (S) Timothy Kimball (H) Frieda Garnet (H)

Cello: Grant Bates (H) Mona Perrot (R) Raven Coxcomb (R)

Bass: Melissa Anthony (G) Peter Quince (S)

Alto Clarinet: Randolph Lemon (H)

Fred and Tam

…Hermione and Tam were getting ready for bed in their room. Tam was sitting on her bed, reading a Muggle magazine entitled "Teen People." Hermione was brushing her teeth in the bathroom just adjoining their quarters.

Tam had thrown her dirty pair of jeans into the hamper to be laundered the next day. Hermione, as she tossed her washcloth in with them, noticed an uncharacteristic bulge in one of the pockets. Trying to be helpful and prevent her friend's belongings from being washed, Hermione stuck her hand in the pocket and withdrew a wad of folded paper. Enticingly, there was nothing written on them.

Curious, Hermione unfolded the papers. The first page had no heading, just had a date—that day. Hermione unscrupulously began to read what she recognized to be Tam's handwriting.

"I wish I could tell someone," the paper read. "It's hell trying to contain one's feelings within one's self. But, most of all, I wish that I could tell Fred. If only he wasn't dating Angelina Johnson, then I might have a chance. But, as for as it goes now, I can't even try. I know he likes me, at least a little, as a friend. Couldn't that, though, someday deepen into love, with a little patience and a lot of attention?"

Hermione laid down the papers, shocked, without finishing. She never would have guessed that Tam fancied Fred! But, then, that's why she always wanted to be with him whenever possible, and why she always managed to laugh at even his worst jokes! Somewhat stunned, Hermione stood up and went into their room.

"Tam, I think these are yours," she said, trying to smile. Tam looked up, recognized her papers, and grabbed at them.

"Hey, give those back!"

In reply, Hermione tossed down the papers next to Tam on the bed. Tam looked at her. "You didn't read them, did you?" Tam asked incredulously. Hermione nodded.

"Tam," she said slowly, "How long have you loved Fred?"

Tam sighed. "Ever since I first met him again. When I knew him when we were little, I never really cared, of course. But now, he's…he's the world to me." She shook her head sadly.

Hermione patted Tam's shoulder. "You should tell him!"

Tam looked startled. "What! Are you out of your mind?"

"No," Hermione replied sullenly.

"He's got a girlfriend already," declared Tam with a dejected tone in her voice.

Hermione shook her head. "They've been on a rocky relationship ever since you came back," she said softly.

Tam looked at her friend. "Really? Well, I always thought that that was the way he was with his girls."

"Nope. He doesn't. And, to tell you the truth, Tam,I think he's pretty taken to you too."

"Really!" exclaimed Tam.

"Really," replied Hermione.

"And don't come back! It's over! I repeat, it's over!" Fred watched the door slam in his face.

"Angelina!" he called, wanting to reconcile. "ANGELINA!"

"Go away! You obviously don't love me anymore! Well, fine then, I don't love you any more either! Go away!" screamed Angelina from inside the house.

Fred looked wistfully at the door, half hoping it would open. Oh, who was he fooling? Angelina wasn't coming back to him, not after how he had treated her.

Sure, it wasn't HIS fault for forgetting her birthday today.

(Ok, well, he admitted, maybe it was. What a swell boyfriend he was, showing up at her door with nary a card nor present nor flowers in sight.)

But he hadn't forgotten her on St. Valentine's day!

(Well, actually, he had just brought her a box of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes Special Trick Chocolate. But he had meant to get the regular sort for her, honest!)

And there was no excuse for Christmas.

(He had simply slipped a card into the mailbox on his way to dinner at the Burrow.)

Of course, though, if it wasn't Angelina he was dating, the story might have been different…

Fred shook his head vigorously. No, no, no! Must…forget…about…Tam. Tam didn't even like him that much! It was very much a one-sided love affair. He loved her, he wanted her. Yet she scarcely knew him!

Fred sighed. He very much wished he could tell someone about this, but he couldn't. Not even George could understand how he felt.

Age: 14

Country: U.S.

About myself:

For a long time I knew of yet disapproved of Harry Potter both due to religious reasons, and the fact that I considered myself averse to fantasy. I never saw the movie, never read the books, and ignored all conversations betwixt my friends regarding Harry Potter. My friends, and my aunt in particular, tried to get me hooked on the them, but I was too stubborn to even consider it. This went on for years and years, that is, until last summer. I was hosting a sleepover sometime in the weeks just before school began again, and, finally, under influence of the lateness of the hour and my friends' persistance, I gave in and agreed to let them play the movie. I fully expected to fall asleep within the first twelve minutes or so, but, instead, fantastically, I did not. I stayed awake and watched the entire movie with them. Afterwards I declared to my friends, "I stand corrected-this Harry Potter thing isn't so bad." '...Isn't so bad!' I had said. Dear me, if I could see my present state then! Anyhow, to continue my story, in the ensuing week, I bought all three movies and watched them over and over. Some time afterwards, probably the end of September 2005, my younger brother bought the book. It took him a week to read, but when he finally handed over custody of it to me, I read it in one night, and fell in love with the series (and, sadly for those people who hate him, with Snape!) My brother then went on to purchase all the remaining five books, which I was forced to wait to read until he had done so first. However, after probably two months, we had both finished all the books that are out today, and we were both obsessed. Not too long later, I began on my own project-writing my version of book seven. I still am working on this, and I am a good two hundred pages into "Harry Potter and the Mistaken Identity." I know it is not to be compared in the slightest degree to J.K. Rowlings, but so far it is tolerably good.

Don't forget:

DO NOT FORGET:

Snape died before he got a job at Hogwarts. Gary, an American, began to train as a wizard at age 6 in America in a war-time Honours program that enabled him to become a fully-qualified wizard by age 13. His parents were killed by a group of American Death-Eaters, and he came to Britan, expecting to find his great Uncle. He has no name, no other information about him, and just has an address-12 Grimmauld place. He arrives there, eventually, and witnesses a horrible scene, where Snape, at that time a spy for Dumbledore, commits suicide in front of Gary, because he doesn't have the moral stamina for being a spy. He lost it all when Celeste Montgomery died at the hands of Lucius Malfoy. So he went to Sirius's house, just because it's handy. Before he kills himself, though, he pulls all his memories out of his brain and bottles them, so that someone can go though them and take on his part using the Polyjuice potion. He also writes a letter of explanation. The last thing he does before cutting his wrists and bleeding to death is utter a distress call to Dumbledore. When Dumbledore came to the scene, too late to revive the dead man, he discovered Gary hiding, then in a stroke of genius, Dumbledore figures out that Gary is his great-nephew. Dumbledore is left in a precarious position; his spy is dead, and as no way to get inside info from Voldemort. They come up with the idea of Gary taking Polyjuice potion and living as Snape. So they shave his head, cut his nails, and obtain every possible sample of Snape they can, and stow them. They hasten to rid of Snape's body, which they transform into a black rock.

Rhonda Quince's hard times-after Rhonda moved to America, she, her husband, and later Tam, lived in a house next to the De Rhone's. A group of American Death Eaters killed both Mr. and Mrs. De Rhone, but forgot about young Gary, who was at school. He was about 10. Tam was almost one about then. When he came home to find them dead, Rhonda came and explained everything to him, and took him in. She and her husband raised him as their own son. However, her husband worked for the American magic government, and was killed by more Death Eaters three years after the De Rhone family died. Rhonda was too distraught to care for the kids anymore, so she sent Tam to stay at the Weasleys' for a while, and Gary to go looking for his great-uncle, who no one knew the identity of, and only knew of his existence through one of Mrs. De Rhone's old letters. There mentioned no way to find him, except that he had friends at 12 Grimmauld place. So Gary went off in search of him. After he lost all his money to some robbers, he had to live as a vagrant, looking for 12 Grimmauld place. Finally, he found it. See paragraph above now.

Horocruxes:

1. Gryffindor's shield -Weasley's attic

2. Helga's Cup X

3. Ravenclaw's book- Mrs. Snape has Ravenclaw's book. Real Snape once had taken it from her and returned it the next morning, with Voldemort's holocrux in it. Then Voldemort wanted it back, so he broke into her house while she was at her publishers', but she had brought the book with her, to use as a visual aid, since it had been the inspiration for her novel that she was submitting that day. So Voldemort couldn't find it, and killed the man who told him the book was there, thus explaining the blood. When Mrs. Snape returned to find her house in disarray, she fled to the mountains. (With all her pickled ham) It had been assumed the Death Eaters had killed her, and that was the end of that. However, when 'her son' tried to kill himself, (all part of the plan to find her) she came to Hogwarts, and learned from Dumbledore what had really happened to Severus. Then she gives them the book, and they destroy it.

4. Slytherin Locket (pending)

5. Slytherin Ring X

6. Diary X

7. Himself

(no Nagini)

Sorry, that's all just a note to moi.

Loose ends-need ideas, all ideas considered fairly and your ideas are probably better than mine, so just tell me if you've got an idea….

Sylvia, her child, her husband…

Dumbledore's hand…

Sylvia needs quick cash?

who is R.A.B.? Black's brother? just made up ruse for Harry?

House elves

Hermione's a werewolf?

what to do with Grawp?

Indifferent? Review.

Hate it? Still review.

Love it? Especially review.

Main point: REVIEW PLEASE!