Summary: So basically, I was watching all of the recent storylines and I just started wondering what would happen if the superstars rebelled so this is what came up. The superstars are getting angry at the recent storylines and they decide to do something about it. Some of the information isn't accurate. Please don't tell me that because I know.

Characters: All of the characters- except for a few- are referred to as their real names. Lita is Amy Dumas

Matt Hardy is Matt Hardy

Edge is Adam Copeland

John Cena- is well, John Cena

Randy Orton is Randy Orton

And the list will grow as more characters are introduced.

Chapter 1

Matt Hardy, Adam Copeland, and Amy Dumas were hanging around the SmackDown! Hotel. Matt's arms were folded and his glossy black hair hung over his face so that no expression could be seen. Adam had an unreadable face and Amy was a mess. Her red hair was frazzled and her face had a worried, horrified look.

They were all showing the typical look that most superstars had nowadays after hearing storyline information. And they had just received some devastating news.

John Cena and Randy Orton came down the stairs in an awesome mood. They were both young and carefree. The two were fresh faces with not even a decade's worth experience under their belts, so the company was thrilled to have them. Their briefing had been awesome.

John was so happy that when he saw his friends' faces he was dumbfounded. "Yo guys, what's up?"

Matt muttered something bitterly. Adam simply sighed. But Amy answered, "It's… our storyline. Matt's making a 'surprise' return to RAW and for some reason, he'll attack Adam during one of his matches. It's so stupid. That thing was way past over when Vince had to bring it up in the old stupid storyline and the fans clearly HATED it. Why is he bringing it up again?"

Adam rolled his eyes. "It's just bringing up some truly retarded memories. I mean, he rigged the internet so that the situation was completely blown up. Sure, Matt got angry and put it on his website, but that's not why he got fired. Truth is, the creative team had no idea what to do with him."

Amy put her face in her hands as Matt finally replied, "I swear to God, I made the wrong choice! I should've just went to TNA and helped Jeff get his career back!"

Randy frowned. Their bitching was really dampening his mood. "Well, if you hate this so much, why don't you just quit?"

"Breach of contract, dumbass." Matt snapped.

John held up his hands defensively. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! No need for name-calling dudes!"

Matt didn't reply. It was really unusual for him to be this hot-headed. He stormed up the stairs to his room.

"Wow, what's his problem?" Randy asked.

Amy laughed bitterly. "Randy, everything's been handed to you on a silver platter so far. Once your 'Legend Killer' gimmick gets old, the creative team will get tired of you and put you in shitty storylines too."

"Ames, your career hasn't been much longer than mine has!" he protested.

"Correction: Amy's WWE career has been longer than yours has. But oh, yeah! He has had a shitty storyline Amy! Your half-long feud with The Undertaker than nobody was really giving a damn about?" Adam quipped.

Randy's cheeks flushed and John tried to be the peacemaker again. "C'mon, guys, this is stupid." Then he added softly, "We've all had our crappy gimmicks…"

No one noticed that Amy was crying until she cried, "This is the worst job in the world!"

The guys looked at her and realized that she was right. Even John and Randy.

Adam already hated all of the heel heat that he was getting. Damn, he couldn't even go into McDonald's without getting things thrown at him and booed out. He hated the fact that the WWE had completely blown up the situation. When he was a child and had this dream, he never knew that he would be so miserable. He was constantly watching his neck, he never got the time to talk to his best friend, he had fallen in love- yet the whole world hated him for it.

Randy and John were continuously exhausted. Lately, Randy had been doing nothing but pushing 'Taker's buttons, which was seriously ticking off the veteran.

John never stopped promoting his CD and that stupid title.

They loved their fans dearly, but harassing them at all of the worse moments did not help at all. They hated this job, but quitting was not an option.

They were trapped.