Chapter One

Toys’R’Us!

Vegeta and Goku stood in the doorway of Toys’R’Us as Goten and Trunks ran off to find new toys to play with. “Wow, I’ve never seen such a big store that only has toys and baby things,” said Vegeta in shock.

“Yeah,” said Goku as he began to walk off towards several shelves and piles of stuffed animals.

Vegeta decided to see why kids found Legos so intriguing and fun. He found one of the displays and began to rearrange the Legos.

On the other hand Trunks had found the G.I. Joe action figures and began reenacting Desert Storm. While Goten reenacted Cinderella with Barbie dolls in the isle over. A little girl walked up to Goten while Cinderella was being yelled at by her evil stepsisters, “Wat’cha doin’?” asked the girl staring at him with a strange expression.

“Playing Cinderella, wanna play with me?” said Goten looking up at the girl.

“Sure,” said the girl as she sat down and picked up one of the Barbie dolls that were supposed to be the evil stepsister.

Goku sat on the back of a stuffed horse pretending to be John Wayne rescuing the beautiful damsel in distress, which was a stuffed rabbit.

Vegeta was still working with the Legos, “Grrr, these things are so dang small I’m surprised the little brats don’t choke on ‘em.” He fumbled with a small blue Lego trying to connect it to a little red one.

The sound of missiles exploding and bomb going off in the G.I. Joe section could be heard from several yards away. A poor attempt at imitating a trumpet was in the next isle as Cinderella (Barbie) went to the ball.

Two Toys’R’Us employees appeared at the end of the two isles. Each one stormed down the isle and dragged Goten and Trunks to the front of the store and asked for their parent’s names. They then paged Goku and Vegeta on the loud speaker. When the two Saiyans showed up the employees complained about Goten and Trunks annoying the other customers and they had to leave the store. Vegeta and Goku took their sons and left for the next store to create a disaster in.