NarutoBlackmail: -laughing evilly- I LIIIIIIVE!

Inu-Chan: -snicker- I've gotta say NB, you've probably outdone yourself this time. -puts hands on hips and looks at the audience-

NB: -laughs louder, stops, glares at IC, and flails arms- WHADDYA MEAN, "I'VE OUTDONE MYSELF" THIS TIME!

IC: -blinks innocently- It's a compliment. I'm talking about that this is probably the funniest and most brilliant idea you've come up with.

NB: -blinks and calms down- Oh.

IC: -smiles-

NB: -glares- I hate it when you're right and I'm wrong...

IC: -smirks-

SUMMARY: AU MAJOR Crossovers! When Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, and Neji get into a new High School/College, they think it's a normal place... until they meet the wierdest characters/pairings in Yaoi History.

WARNING: Ehehehehehe... This resulted from watching and reading too much Yaoi/Shounen Ai... -shifts eyes- AND sugar. AND listening to T.A.T.U. AAAAAND some other things... Yeah... But here is the REAL warning: This contains Yaoi/Shounen Ai, cussing, and total random chaos within every chapter. -walks away-

DISCLAIMER: Sigh... You know the drill... We own NONE of the anime/manga used in this story. This is NOT to be taken seriously, so no flames! This is just for fun! -grins-

EXTRA NOTES: If you're wondering why we put a high school and college together, you'll figure that out in later chapters. So, no questions about it in your reviews! But you can go, "I wonder why" or "I wonder what's gonna happen" or something like that. O.o

Welcome To Malchik Gay High

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"Malchik gay" means "gay boy".

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"Hey, Sasuke! You done looking for our new high school yet?" a very irritated Naruto asked. It was Sunday, and Neji, Gaara, and Naruto decided to bug Sasuke before going to their new year of high school. That's... IF they find one. "No." was the simple answer from Sasuke, lying back in his chair, sighing.

Gaara glared half-tired, half-pissed at Sasuke. "We've been looking for hours! How hard can finding a high school be!" he asked annoyed. Sasuke turned to him and glared in return. "What, think you could do better, insomniac?"

The red-head stood up. "Yeah! I'm not lazy like SOMEBODY!" Neji pulled him back down. "Gaara, you never did your homework, always sat around and napped for days! Don't even TELL me that you're not lazy." Gaara flushed at Neji's statement and how true it was, and pulled away.

Naruto got up and sighed. "I'LL do the searching, you freaking whiners! In the meantime, why don't you kick back and relax while I do all the work and- HEY!" Before he new it, Naruto was facing Neji and Gaara playing a video game while Sasuke was sleeping on the couch. The blond sighed, and turned to the computer.

Sitting down, he went up into the search bar and typed in 'high schools' and came up with over 214,000,000 results. He stared at the screen. "Whoa..." he said and began to scroll down and look at the results.

4 hours later...

"Guys! Guys!" Naruto cried, jumping up and down holding a piece of paper he obviously printed from the computer. Everyone was sleeping, and Naruto twitched in annoyance.

"GET THE HELL UP YOU LAZYASSES!"

Sasuke shot up while Neji and Gaara did the same. "What! Are we under attack by the flying hamsters of DOOM?" Gaara cried in fright, holding a baseball bat. Neji sweatdropped and gave him a "WTF are you smoking?" look.

Naruto and Sasuke blinked at them. "Noooo... I mean I found us a high school." This caught the other boys' attention as Naruto held up the paper for them to read. Sasuke grabbed it and began to read over it as Neji and Gaara went to the side so they could see it themselves. It said in big bold letters:

Looking for a new high school and/or college? Well then, you have come to the right place!

Malchik Gay High School and College

Here, you will find all your needs! Textbooks, good food, great students, plus comfy bedrooms for your lover(s) -cough- I mean, roommate(s)! Hehehehe... ; Plus, when you're done with high school, you don't have to look for a college! We are one! Two in one! "Extra Credit" is given everyday and you don't have to work for it! There is never any homework! Lunch lasts as long as you want! Food costs nothing! See? We're special. X3

In this school, ANYTHING and EVERYTHING is allowed. Music, Manga, DVDs, Cameras/Recorders, anything at all! You name it! All males HAVE to share rooms for College students!

If there are any problems, please contact us at 1-800-WELUV-YAOI or visit/join us at exit the 69 freeway.

Welcome and rooming is FREE!

Sasuke raised an eyebrow and turned to Naruto. Naruto grinned. "See? It's even close to here!" Gaara snickered after reading the "69" part. Neji furrowed his eyebrows in confusion all sorta like.

"Well? What do you think?" Neji asked. "Should we go?" Naruto pointed ot the paper. "Neji! This is every freshman's dream! NO HOMEWORK! Extra Credit is given EVERYDAY! Don't tell me you're going to let this oppurtunity go!" Gaara faced Neji.

"Yeah, you moron! I can laze around all day and they won't care like they did in middle school!" he said. "Pleeease Neji? For me...?" Gaara clinged lightly onto Neji's shirt and gave him the sad, big-eyed, teary look. "Pweeease...?"

Neji tried to pull away but couldn't resist the cute little face Gaara was giving off. "FINE! I'll go..." he sighed in defeat. Gaara and Naruto cheered like there was no tomorrow.

"How about you, Sasuke?" Naruto asked. "You coming too?" Sasuke looked at his friends and grinned. "Why not?"

Naruto glomped him immediately and cried out, "YATTA! THANK YOU SASUKE!" Sasuke blushed and blinked, trying to get Naruto off him. "Let me go, dobe!"

That just made Naruto hug him tighter. "No way!" Neji stared at the paper and wondered for a moment.

'Where have I heard Yaoi before...?'

TBC!

NB: Uh, oh! What have our boys gotten themselves into?

IC: -laughs evilly-

NB: Well, reviewers/readers, what did ya think? Should we continue? Is it funny? Is it good? Tell us!

IC: Yeah!

NB: Also, you have to read this fic CAREFULLY! Or else you won't get half the jokes in here!

IC: Like the paper for the high school thingy!

NB: Yeah. Reviews! Much thanks!