The idea just came up and I had to write it! Haha, just imagine, Green Monster Envy lives under the bed!

I don't own FMA!

There's a monster under my bed...

Let's play monster, let's scare Ed,

as I hide under his bed.

Let's play...

The story began,

once upon a scare,

when the Elric kids,

both they went to bed;

'I don't want my milk'

'Momma tell a tale'

'Don't show me that look,

it was a long day,

if you two don't sleep,

then you won't behave'...

Trisha kissed her sons,

and then closed the door,

but little Al said,

'Please leave the light on...!'

'What's wrong my sweetheart?'

she asked with a frown.

'The thing doesn't come

if the light is on'...

Mommy shook her head,

'Have sweet dreams, my kids'

'I don't think we can,

if we cannot sleep...'

'Nii-san I am scared!'

little Al complaint,

'Well, I can't do much'

said the elder, Ed,

'Wait and let's do this'

he added concerned,

'We'll throw things at it,

if the monster's there'...

'I like how it sounds'

Al said with a beam,

so the Elric kids,

they both went to sleep...

Under Edward's bed,

lived a lizard kid,

that sometimes he wished,

that he too could sleep.

But he felt relief

when he played at night,

and loved to preted

a monster he was.

A big snake one day,

a green thing one week,

advantage he took

that he could shapeshift.

Envy was his name,

was it not in vain,

'cause he wanted bad,

what he couldn't get.

If his life was sad,

then so be it Ed's,

he was happy when

the other kid was scared.

Let's play monster, let's scare Ed,

because he looks blonde and fair.

Let's play...

'Nii-san, look at that!'

'Al, you're seeing things'

'Not this time, please look!',

Al said scared and still.

Ed's skeptic look,

turned into a dry scream,

right under his bed,

there was a green thing...

The end came at last,

when the thing went 'booh!'

and the kids went 'ahh!'

and they called their dad,

who fixed up his specs,

as he checked the bed,

there was no such thing

as a monster there!

Let's play monster, let's scare Ed,

while I hide from Hohenheim.

Let's play...