AN- I may just have the worst piece of fiction ever found in this section...Seriously. But I guarentee you will smile at least once while reading this...Eh don't sue me though.

Disclaimer- I could've owned Naruto...But then I got high.

Because They Got High

Place: In the boy’s bathroom

Who:
ºGaaraº

ºNarutoº.

ºSasukeº.

ºLeeº

What: They be smoking and talking mad shit.

About: Getting high.

Gaara: Makes fun of his past and how he had a crush on his sister…0-o

Naruto: …Has a tendency to believe he is gay when high and laughs a lot.

Sasuke: Complains about Sakura following him around and how it’s not as fun as it seems being the calm collected Emo boy.

Lee: Who the fuck invited him anyways?

"Because I Got High"

It's Like, I don't care about nothin man,
roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high repeat 3X

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high repeat 3X

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high repeat 3X

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high repeat 3X

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got high repeat 3X

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I got high repeat 3X

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I got high repeat 3X

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high repeat 3X

(La da da da da da da da da)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I'm high repeat 3X

La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.

Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh

- cause I'm high repeat 3X

(hey where the cluck at cuz) clucks

Well my name is afroman and I'm from east pomdale (east-pom-dale)
and all the tolweed I be smokin is bomb as helllllll (excelent delivery)
I don't beleive in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness)
so all of you skins (skins) please give me more head.

- Afroman

ONE-SHOT

“Man is this shit good or what?” Giggling hysterically Naruto proceeded to poke Sasuke’s cheek.

“Oh yessir it is…Sasuke I don’t know how you always blow off that one pink haired chick…Sakura right?” Gaara looked at the now twitching Sasuke (due to Narutos…poking) waiting for an answer while he leaned against one of the stalls.

“You don’t understand…being the hot emotional boy isn’t all its cracked out to be…I mean- DUMBASS!” Grabbing the bag of weed from Naruto, who had began flushing some of it down the toilet in hopes of getting the toilet high, and hitting him upside the head, Sasuke rolled his eyes dramatically and continued.

“…Yeah…What the fu-…oh yeah right Sakura…well sure she would be a good lay but damn if I had sex with her then I would have to have sex with all the girls…that would be too…bothersome. All I want to do is smoke some weed and live the good life you know?”

Gaara nodded in understanding…He too, went through the phase. Hell he still used up more eyeliner than any of the girls in the school and had a tattoo of the word Love on his forehead. He knew what his home-boy was going through.

“CHEAAAAAAAAA!”

“Fuck, who invited this retard?”

Lee came running through the door grabbing some of the already wrapped weed off the floor. Sitting down beside Naruto, ignorant of the glares Gaara and Sasuke were sending him, he started ranting about ninjas.

“If I was a ninja, I would…mess shit up! I would be like POW BAM KABOOM!”

Ignoring Lee, Gaara looked at Sasuke tilting his head in thought.

“I thought weed was supposed to make you chill.”

“This idiot is on something else besides weed…”

Both boys looked at Lee and Naruto, who had also, began doing cheap ninja poses, and shook their heads. They knew they were pretty fucken stupid…But…Who knew the stupidity went to this all new high level.

“You GUYS! HEY! YOU GUYS!” After five minutes of giving the infamous imitation of Gai-Sensei, which consisted of a thumbs up with a cheesy grin to match it, Naruto seemed to finally have something to add to the otherwise silent bathroom.

Everyone stopped what they were doing, well aside from Gaara who took another inhale of his herb, to listen to Naruto’s big announcement.

“I’m gay!”

“…”

“Hey Gaara pass me a joint.”

“Sure thing, here Sasuke.”

“NARUTO YOU’RE QUEER? OH JOYOUS OF JOYS! I AM SO HAPPY THE ADVENTURE OF YOUTH HAS CONTINUED! NARUTO…I AM GAY AS WELL!”

Obviously Lee had gotten the other definition from Naruto’s announcement.

Meanwhile Gaara and Sasuke kept their conversation going, as if the two hyped morons were not in fact sitting next to them.

“So Sasuke you want to hook me up with the pink haired girl?”

“…Sure why not. I think she has a thing for red-heads anyways.”

“Sweet.”

If this had been any other time when they weren’t high, Sasuke might have said something about Gaara’s choice of diction but it wasn’t so instead he nodded as if to agree that ‘yes’ it was sweet.

“Hey Gaara…”

Looking up at Sasuke, Gaara frowned…why the hell did he have that innocent look on his face?

“Yeah?”

“I will hook you up with Sakura IF you hook me up with your sister, Temari.”

“Ha-ha, that’s it? I guess my sister is pretty sexy…I mean she has those-…”

“WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! DUDE she’s your SISTER!”

Looking at Naruto with a bored look on his face, Gaara sighed, “Not by blood, so it’s still legal.”

“But still…” Disregarding the now pouting Naruto, Gaara looked at Sasuke with a whimsical expression.

“Hey Sasuke did you remember what your family life was like?”

“Dude…it sucked…”

“Hey at least your Uncle wasn’t a molester…”

“Good point…But at least you had a hot uncle.”

“If I was gay…then it would be fine…”

“GAARA IS NOT GAY? I SHALL MAKE YOU GAY GAARA! THEN YOU AND I SHALL FROLIC THROUGH VALLEYS OF GRASS!”

“Hey I need to get back to class now, okay Sasuke? Later Naruto.”

“Yeah man its cool, I need’s to go too. Don’t forget our deal.”

“I handle my business…just worry about your lover boy, Naruto, trying to keep his pink goddess away from me.”

But the already euphoric Naruto didn’t hear Gaara’s last comment, neither did the wiped-out Lee.

Yes, life in the boy’s bathroom of Konoha High school seemed to be completely standard with a run-of-the-mill atmosphere. The academic ventures continue to thrive with model students after all.

Story Notes:

You ask how in God’s name I came up with this? Umm…Inspiration from some of the people I know at school…Okay A LOT of the people I know at school.

WHY did you write this? Uhh…well when an urge to write overcomes me I just cannot seem to stop myself. What can I say?

Any sequels? Well if the trance to do something like this happens again then yes I might.

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