Cortex be hit by one of Uka Uka and Aku Aku's attacks

Uka Uka is seen blasting Aku Aku.

"Alright big head, get ready for a beating." Beonca said evilly.

She picks up Cortex and throws him in between the two of them.

"Ahh!"

Beonca laughed.

Crash's grandfather to spank him with a wooden paddle

"Get away from me you crazy old man!" Cortex yells, running.

The old man is running after Cortex swinging a paddle, aimed at Cortex's butt.

"Get back here." he said.

Cortex kiss Amy

"Come on." Cortex pleaded. "Haven't you made me kiss enough girls?"

"Hmm, no." Beonca said.

"Ok Amy this'll be all over soon. Just think of the million dollars." Beonca coached.

Beonca forced Cortex to kiss Amy. His muffled cries could be heard.

Sonic walked in for a snack. He wasn't too happy when he saw this big headed yellow guy kissing Amy.

"Hey get away from my girlfriend!" Sonic growled.

"Wait it was her." he said pointing at Beonca.

"You're not making any sense creepy dude." Sonic said.

He starts beating up Cortex with a baseball bat.

"Mommmy!" Cortex cries.

everyone kick Cortex where the sun doesn't shine.

"Alright people line up." Beonca said.

The large crowd of people obeyed.

"Ok now we're all going to kick Cortex in the you know what." Beonca said. "Please do not push you will all get your turn, two if you wish."

One by one the people kicked him. By the time they finished he was in some serious pain.

He doubled over and clutched his place.

"HAHAHA!" Beonca laughed, walking away.

Cortex sing I'm gay and proud over and over.

"Sing it 5 times or I'll take out my gun." Beonca said.

"I think it would be good for you to take your gun on a date." Cortex said.

"Very funny, that'll be 10 times." Beonca said smugly.

"I'm gay and proud." Cortex sang weakly.

"Can't hear you."

"I'M GAY AND PROUD!" Cortex sang.

Beonca doubled over laughing.

Cortex eat 100,000 plates of spoiled spaghetti.

"I got the trash can." Beonca said, holding it up.

"I don't want to eat it." Cortex whined.

"I'm sorry you think you have a choice." Beonca said.

She shoved the whole plate in his mouth and held it shut. Poor Cortex had to chew and swallow it.

"Wasn't that fun? We only have to do that 99,000 more times." Beonca said happily.

"I'm gonna be sick." Cortex whined.

Beonca holds up the trash can.

Cortex kick a bear

"I don't want to do it." Cortex said.

"You're going to anyway." Beonca said.

Cortex sighs and kicks the bear. It looks at him and tried to eat him.

Beonca laughed as the bear chases him around the park.

Cortex out of the airlock and into the Earth's atmosphere

"Alright big head get ready to choke." Beonca said.

She chucked him out and he went screaming out.

"Save your breath." She said. "Seriously."

He couldn't breathe and started to turn blue.

Beonca laughed.

Sulley from Monsters Inc. scare Cortex.

Beonca ties Cortex to a chair.

Sulley walks in.

"Boo." Sulley said very calmly.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Cortex screamed, wetting his pants.

Beonca and Mike laughed.

Cortex in a puppy sitter building.

Beonca tosses him in there.

"WOOF WOOF!" the dogs barked.

"NOOOOO! LET ME OUT!" Cortex screamed.

Beonca laughed.

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