|This Means War!
Author: slpytlak PM
Murdoc smashed Shelby's cake, on her face. Now, she wants revenges.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 03-11-06 - Status: Complete - id: 2839555
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Hi, it's been a year. Forgive me, I was busy from doing onther stories and I have a job. Well, this story is a birthday present for Danakagome in this site and the other site. I know she likes this one. Hope you like it. Oh, and one more thing, sorry Murdoc fans.
It was a rainy day in Kong Studios; everyone is inside doing stuff they always do. As for Shelby, a new member of Gorillaz; she and Noodle are helping each other to make a chocolate cake. While the cake is in the oven for a while, the girls sat there, waiting for the cake to be done.
"You think the boys will like it, Shelby-san?" Noodle asked.
"Well, I don't know about Murdoc, but I'm sure 2D and Russel will like it," said Shelby.
"How come you hate Murdoc, so much?" Noodle asked.
"You know," said Shelby.
"Oh, I forgot," said Noodle. The oven made a ding and gave Shelby the attention; she got the cake out and wait for it to cool off. Not too long, Shelby called 2D and Russel, but no Murdoc. She didn't care about where he is, until Murdoc came by, with and angry look on his face. His eyes stared at Shelby, "Why did you interrupt of what I'm doing!" Murdoc snapped.
"Because I felt like it! Here, take a piece of my cake and then you can do what you're doing," said Shelby.
"Your cake?" Murdoc asked.
"Do you have a problem?" Shelby asked.
"No, hand the cake to me, love," said Murdoc. Shelby shook her fist, "Say love one more time, I'll shove it up your ass!" Murdoc took the piece of cake and asked her, "Do you want some cake?"
"Sure," said Shelby. Murdoc grinned evilly at her and smashed the cake on her face, "Well, have some!" Murdoc laughed and walked away. 2D grabbed a napkin to wipe the cake of Shelby's face, "Are you okay?" He knows that she's going to get pissed. Shelby has a pisse off look on her face from what Murdoc did to her. "Okay, Muds. This means war!" said Shelby. Everyone is shocked. "Shelby, don't do this. It's just a cake," said Russel. Shelby didn't listen and left the kitchen for revenge. Shelby went to the studio before Murdoc comes in with some people; she wrote something on the wall next to the note and dashed away. Murdoc went in and told them about the record, nutil he read the note, 'Murdoc is a jackass. Shelby' "SHELBY!" Murdoc yelled. Shelby cracked up, "Serves you right!"
"Oh, you wanna have a war, right?" Murdoc asked, "This means war!"
The war has just begun in Kong Studios and their is nothing that 2D, Russel, and Noodle can do about it. The day went by as Shelby and Noodle are helping each other to draw something and post it on the internet. Noodle and Shelby make a great team. "Now let's see what the people think," said Shelby. She clicked on the "Submit" button and they waited for it to load up. Then, something popped up. "What the? I have a virus!" said Shelby. Murdoc came by, laughing, "That's my CD with nasty stuff on it. Now, that can cause a virus in your laptop!" Murdoc kept laughing.
"I'm so going to get payback," said Shelby.
Shelby went to the carpark to go in his Winnebago. What she's holding is posters about God. Shelby got in and did her business, real quick and went out. She hid behind the car, when she saw Murdoc, going in his trailer. The DJ player is going to crack up, but she put her hands in her mouth. When she saw Murdoc coming in, she heard screaming. Shelby laughed, like nuts and saw Murdoc, glaring at her, "You're going to pay for this, bitch!"
"Catch me if you can," Shelby stuck out her tongue and ran off, with the satanist chasing her. Shelby ran as fast as she can to get away from Murdoc. She went to the lobby, where 2D is at. He turned around, "What did you do, this time?"
"I did something he hates, I just had a plan, pretend you never saw me," Shelby kiss her boyfriend's cheek and went to the closet. Murdoc came in and saw 2D, "Okay, Stu-pot. Where's your girlfriend?"
"I don't know where she is," said 2D.
"Don't lie to me, face-ache! Where's you bitchy girlfriend?" Murdoc was pissed. Shelby snuck behind him and put some stuff in his pants; it is a firecrackers! She grinned evilly at him and lit the firecrackers. Then, she went back. "5..4..3..2..1" Shelby heard screaming from Murdoc; she saw him, rubbing his ass on the floor, like dogs do. Shelby cracked up, so did 2D. Murdoc glared at her and saw her running. "I'll deal with you, later, dullard!" Murdoc ran after Shelby.
Shelby picked up the pie she made and smashed it on Murdoc's face. He wiped it out of his face and screamed. The chasing is almost over, because Shelby is trapped. Murdoc grinned evilly at her, "There's nowhere to run."
"Is that so?" Shelby pulled the rope and the bucket of water landed on Murdoc's head. Murdoc grabbed it and threw it on the floor. He was about to think of a prank, but he's all out of ideas. "Do you give up?" Shelby asked. Murdoc sighed and waved the white flag, "I surrender."
"Ha! You deserve it from what you did," said Shelby.
"It was and accident," said Murdoc.
"You're lying," saind Shelby.
"No, I'm not," said Murdoc.
"Yes, you are, said Shelby.
"AM TOO!" Shelby and Murdoc began to fight; she is beating the living hell out of Murdoc, until the three member came by to stop the fight. "Stop it, you two!" said Russel. The rivels stopped fighting and glared at each other. The day comes to an end, when Shelby held out her hand, "I won the war, Muds. Shake it, or else." Murdoc took her hand for a handshake, until he was shocked. Shelby held out a hand buzzer and cracked up. The war between her and Murdoc just ended.
Well, that's it and sorry about the grammer, okay? I don't want to hear it. Oh, and to Dana, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!