Look! Nota’s writing! A parody of the RENT song, “Today 4 U, Tomorrow 4 Me” that David commissioned me to do. (Yes, I know that Inigo said ‘I will sum-up’, but it rhymed.) The characters are as follows:

Fezzik Westly Inigo

No, it is too much, instead I will sum-up

The fencing wizard and master of paranoia

The Spaniard, Inigo Montoya

Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me

Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me

Cuz he’s finally off his mead

Why is it me you need?

My father was a smith, so good he was a myth

So he could make a sword of unusual width

Rougen said, “I can’t to tricks, it’s my fingers, I have six

I really can’t use just any old sticks.”

Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me

Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me

So my father, the smith, he worked all night

Just to make sure he got the sword right

The six-fingered man lies as sure as he draws breath

For his pains, my father was sent to his death

Sing it! Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me

Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me

Uh!

-shadow-fencing interlude-

The word on the street, Humperdink has your sweet

Although you she’d surely rather meet

My father needs his due, and Buttercup needs rescue

We’ve common enemies to defeat!

Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me

Life 4 U, Revenge – 4 ME!