Author Comment:
A little story made by me and my friend on msn, we were really bored so I was like "LETS RP 8D!" and we did. Yep... Randomeness! XD I hope you like it!

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Currently, in the middle of the horrible class with Ms. Bitters, Zim starts to get bored and looks around the classroom.
Dib sees Zim looking around and desides to wave at him.

Zim spots Dib waving at him and quickly looks away pretending like he didn't see that. "Dib, stop waving to your little alien friend and pay attention to my doomed lecturing." Ms. Bitters warned.

"Sorry Mrs. Dibbers but he waved at me first." said Dib pointing to Zim.

Zim raises his head and quickly looks at Dib. "ME? HOW DARE YOU USE ME FOR SUCH-- SUCH! GRRR! IM GOING TO DESTROY YOU!" zim throws a paper ball directly at Dib's head.

"Ha, you missed!" Yells Dib throughing penciles all over the room. ".. cough Ahem, Im normal." Zim ignores Dib and continues to act like a normal person.

"Hmph, fine Zim be that way!" Dib looks away and stares out the window thinking of what it would be like to fly.

Many minutes latter, class ends and all the students hurried out of the classroom leaving Zim and Dib the last ones still in there.

"Zim why did you do that! I just don't get you." Dib says walking up to Zim ready for a slap in the face.

"Im not TELLING you Earth-Stink!" Zim starts to head towards the door.

Dib picks up one of his books and throws it at Zims head. "Ha dogge that one big smarty."

Zim gets smacked in the head with the book then falls over smacking his face into the ground. "OW! YOU FILTHY STINK FILTHY BUG!" Zim jumps back up tackling Dib and punch's him in the face.

Dib hugs Zim and asks him what it is like to fly.

Zim starts to struggle. "RELEASE ME!" Zim shrieked. "Im not TELLING you! Go ask your little sister Gazzy to fix your little toy you stole!"

Kamaniki: ((LO I HATE ZIM NOW)

Edricka: ((LOL that is sad XD jk))

Kamaniki: ((8D I MAKE MYSELF HATE HIM rofl XD)

"But how am I going to figure out how to fly with my lil' sister and a toy?"

Kamaniki: ((the toy is tak's ship X..))

Edricka: ((lol))

"Grr! JUST LET GO OF ME!" zim commanded fiercely

Kamaniki:((OMG DON"T LET GO XD))

Edricka: ((lol XD))

"I'm sorry Zim I just can't do that"

Zim settles down for a while. "Why arren't you letting me go!" he starts trying to push himself out of the hug.

"Zim you know you like it. Stop fighting!"

"GET YOUR FILTHY GERMS TO YOURSELF!" Zim continues to struggle

"Zim i have a secret!"

"But I'm not telling you cause your stupid"

Zim is left speachless cause he wants to know the secret ;D

Dib throws him across the room and grabs all of his stuff.

"OOF! What was that for!"

"It's my secret leave me alone god!" Dib cries and runs out of the room.

Edricka: ((xD))

"..I DIDN"T DO ANYTHING!" zim is left standing there alone...

Well, not alone.. looks at Ms. Bitters "Doom Doom Doom, GO HOME NOW"

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Zim is heading towards his house, all depressed now ;w;!

Dib calls later that afternoon. "Zim I'm sorry..."the phone gets silent then Dib continues "what I did today i didn't mean to do it. I'm really sorry forgive me."

Zim is hold the phone all clueless."HOW DO YOU KNOW MY PHONE NUMBER..."

Kamaniki: ((8D LOL))

Edricka: (( XD hmmm... let us think))

Kamaniki: ((Dib's stalking powers))

Kamaniki: ((8D yeh.))

Edricka: ((WOOOW DIB I ENVY YOU XD))

Kamaniki: (( X) CONTINUES!)

"Don't ask me Zim! Grr. I can't beleive you would ask that!"

"... Uhhhhh... I forgive you then..? trying to make Dib feel better now" Zim sighs and leans on the wall sliding down into a sitting position.

Kamaniki: 8D

Edricka:(( XD yeah and Gir comes in the room and humps Zim XD jk

Kamaniki: ((ROFL NO))

Edricka:((lol))

Gir runs into the room. "Hey, hey, hey I wanna watch that spleen movie. Go get it for me!"

"GIR IM ON THE PHONE!" Zim throws somethin at gir causing gir to squeel and run out the door to macmeeties to eat burgers.

Kamaniki: ((LOL I GOT RID OF HIM, now lets make the romance happen now LOL))

Edricka:(( lol ))

"Zim, my little sister says I should go over there and explain it to you." Dib sets down the phone for a sec then pics it back up "Is it ok if i come over?"

Kamaniki: ((Gaz is evil tho D: ))

Edricka: (( well Gaz is getting him out of the house for an evil plan ))

Kamaniki: ((she would be like "pfft whatever.. playing gameslave2"))

Edricka: ((we should make this into a story and submit it to DA))

Kamaniki: rofl

Kamaniki: (( I'll need to edit it 8D ))

"... Why would you want to come to your future slave's home!"

" Because...Zim. Just let me come ok?"

Kamaniki: slavemaster

"...FINE" Zim hangs up on Dib leaving dib still holding the phone.

Zim sighs and sits on the pink couch waiting for Dib's arrival.

"I'm sorry zim." Dib hangs up the phone and walks slowly to the door, then down the block, across the road, then to Zim's house.

Kamaniki: - Ding dong 8D -

Zim opens the door seeing Dib on the doorstep.

Dib waves with his head down.

Zim stands aside from the door leaving a opening for dib to enter. "Come in?"

Kamaniki: (( brb ))

Edricka: ((ok))

Kamaniki: ((back))

Edricka: ((woooooooooow)

Dib walks in and falls down on his face in the middle of your livingroom.

"...Okay?" Zim twitches looking at Dib and closes the door behind.

Edricka writes:
-picturething-

Kamaniki: ((OMG XD))

Edricka: ((woooooooow best drawing ever in like 10 secs XD)

Kamaniki: rofl XD

"Zim are all the doors locked?"

Zim blinks confused "I only have 1 door and its always locked."

"Are your windows seeled?"

Zim glances at the closed windows. "Yes, Why?"

"Ok i want to you my deepest secret."

Zim is now exited to know the secret OO "What is it?"

"Ok Zim I think you are super hot and I love you."

with silence, Zim was left speachless from the words that came from Dib's mouth.

Kamaniki: 8D

Edricka: (( yaaaaaaay))

Kamaniki: ((WOOT))

Kamaniki: ((super hot? LOL))

Edricka: (( absolutly gorgouse XD))

Kamaniki: ((DIB LIKES ZIM WITHOUT HIS DISGUISE AND THINKS HE"S SEXY LOL))

Kamaniki: ((8D))

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Meanwhile at Dib's house. "Yes i beat level 98 and with out DiB here to break out my other 85 levels I had to go threw."

Gir breaks a window running into Dib's house attacking Gaz "HI GAZYYYY 8D"

"Gir what are you doing here. I told you to leave 5 years ago. I don't love you anymore."

"BUT I GOT WAFFLES FER YOUUUU, LOVE MEEEE!" Gir starts to jump around crying like crazy with waffles flying outta his tin head.

Gaz takes a plate from the kitchen and gets all the waffles. "Gir I hate you now leave."

Gir takes the gameslave from Gaz and runs away and out of the house.

"Man and I had made it through 85 levels now I have nothing...Gir you come back here with that!" Chases after Gir.

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Flash's back to Zim and Dib. "... Seriousely..?"

"Zim I'm not kidding. Would I kid about this" Dib shows Zim a picture of Zim sitting in his desk "Do you beleive me?"

"That's just me sitting in my desk, you got tones of pictures of me doing other stuff too, its for your paranormal stuff!"

"Well i have somthing else...I have you in a picture getting dressed"

"..WHAT? HOW COULD YOU!"

"Because I can and you have cracks in the seels of your window seels."

Edricka : (( cracks in the seels of your window seels?))

Kamaniki:((what do you mean gettin dressed 8D))

Edricka: ( i means getting undressed xD))

Kamaniki: ((LOL disguise or really the clothes?))

Edricka: disquise and his clothes xD

Kamaniki:((OMG YAY))

"..." Zim couldn't believe his ears OO Dib was a pervert.

"Here take this" Dib hands Zim his purse and shows him the pictures inside.

Zim takes out the picturs looking through them, pictures of him headed towards his house, in class, walking... undressing...

Dib giggles uncomfortibly.

Zim drops the pictures shocked and falls on his butt

"I knew you would do this I must leave." Dib hugs Zim and then heads for the door.

"Wait don't go.."

"What! Why?"

Without thinking, Zim quickly jumps up and tackle hugs Dib with them landing on the ground. 8D

Kamaniki: ((LOVE THE LOVE THE LOOOVE)

Edricka: (( xD lovin it xD))

Kamaniki: ((ITS SO COOL.))

"Zim what are you doing i thought you didn't like this."

"Shuttup Dib-Stink" Zim muttered hiding his face in Dib's sholder.

"Zim this isn't you!" Dib hugs Zim close. "But I still love you."

Kamaniki: (( XDDDD ))

Edricka: ((lol fun))

Zim continues to be silent and starts to blush.

Dib smiles and kisses Zims forehead.

"Eh..?" Zim lifts his head up and touch's his forehead confused now. 8D

and is still blushing

"Your a good person Zim you just got to show it." xD

"..Okay" zim tilts his head not knowing waht to say now

"Come on you can do it."

Zim shrugs.

Dib glomps Zim and kisses him.

Zim is like 'omg' and falls over with dib ontop of him kissing.

Kamaniki:((8D!00

Edricka: ((don't you just love it))

Kamaniki:((yes))

Edricka: lol

"Zim were is your room." :3

"Below..."

8D

"Zim where are your stairs""

"Don't have any.. I only got elevators.."

"Then let's go" Dib grabs Zim's hand and takes him down a random elevator.

Zim blush's like crazy while being dragged.

Dib and Zim stand in the elevator listening to elevator music, then Dib pushes Zim up against a wall and kisses him untill basement floor.

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Kamaniki: ((OMG XD))

Edricka:((wow XD))

Kamaniki: uhhh...

Edrika: ((.))

They soon reach the basement floor, Dib grabs Zim's hand moving swiftly towards Zim's 'room'.

Kamaniki: OO

Edricka: ((and now to wrap it all up))

Kamaniki: (( X ))

Edricka: Zim and Dib did it all night long and now have 4 kids.

Kamaniki: LOL NO

Edricka: lol xD

Kamaniki: they had sex and all thta crap and are living happly ever after

Kamaniki: 8D

Kamaniki: KIDS GET IN THEIR TENDER MOMENTS.

Kamaniki: lol

Edricka: lol

Edricka: i love zee ending

Kamaniki: ITS PRETTY

Kamaniki: 8D

THE END.