First place winner in the “Age” Competition on Live Journal’s Inuyasha Fanfic Contest, July 2006. 250 words, General/Humor, Rating: G. Summary: Once upon a time, a miko climbed through a well and discovered adventure and romance…

The Best Years of Our Lives

"Bye, Gramps," Kagome mumbled, rubbing angry tears from her eyes. How could Inuyasha be such a jerk! She hopped into the well and was gone.

Grandpa Higurashi waited in the shrine. He hummed a little, tapping his foot. He checked his watch, sneaking a quick look at his reflection on the tiny surface and smoothing his beard into a fine point.

Ten minutes passed, and there was a scrabbling noise within the well. A weathered hand appeared and was quickly grabbed by the elderly man. A few moments of grunting and groaning later, the priestess Kaede appeared. The couple struggled to catch their breaths.

"What was the matter with Kagome?" asked Kaede.

"She's fighting with Inuyasha again. Something or other," he wheezed. "Silly teenagers. My granddaughter didn’t see you, did she?"

"Of course not. Young people are always in such a terrible rush. I don’t think Kagome’s ever even paused to consider that an old miko like me might also pass through the well."

Grandpa grinned. "What should we do tonight, my dear?"

"I think I’d like a nice dinner," she answered as she brushed away dust. "Then you can take me back to those moving pictures."

Grandpa checked the time again. "If we hurry we can make the Early Bird Special at Sho¯gun Sushi Palace."

"Early Bird?" hooted Kaede. "What makes ye think I plan on going home early, old man?" She poked him in the ribs.

"Eh, heh, heh, heh..." chuckled Grandpa, taking her arm proudly in his.