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Anime/Manga » Fullmetal Alchemist » Troubles Of A Transvestite
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Disclaimer: Don’t own the hot people.
Summary: Envy is a normal boy with an extraordinary gift. He can change his look at will. But he soon grows tired of being jumped by guys at his all-boys school, and asked his guardian, Lust, to transfer him to an all-girls school. He is really happy when she agrees thinking he’ll be able to ‘score’. He soon makes friends with a chibi blond who is flat-chested. Envy/Edo Yaoi Drag-Queens. BTW Edo is male.
Warning: Cross-dressing Yaoi/Yuri Cussing
Evie: I’ve wanted to write this forever. And I can see Envy being jumped a lot at anal (anal? I think I ment all -.-) boys school. But he has an advantage. He can morph into a sumo wrestler and punch them while screaming ‘BITCH!’ :bursts out laughing: not that he’d turn into a sumo wrestler. But really he’d have to hide his . . . ability so super scientists take him away cut off certain parts and perform tests.
Sarah:laughs at imagery then shudders: READ MY STORIES!
Evie: BTW Al has a teens mind not a 5 year olds. (seeing how he’s a teen in this story)
“Because-”
“Your more feminine.”
“Shut up Al!” The blond teen glares at his younger brother and turns to his mother, “I don’t wanna go to an all-girls school!”
“Yep!” a teen with green-black hair smiles.
“Because?” the woman asks lightly shaking her head back and forth.
The teen sighs, “’cuz I’m tired of being jumped at the school I’m going to now.”
The woman chuckles, “fine, plus it’ll save me some cash.”
“Edward, dear, you know we’re short on money, and Al is smarter to be frank,” a brunette woman tries to reason.
“Stop being selfish!” a brunette boy, taller then the blond, snaps getting up from his spot on the couch and walks up to his older brother.
“I’m not being selfish! I don’t wanna wear a miniskirt! It’s against any self-respecting man!” Ed stomps his foot childishly.
“Your acting like a spoiled child who didn’t get to have a lollypop,” Al says crossing his arms.
“Yeah, Lust, let me show ya,” Envy chirps (1) happily.
There is a short ‘zzt’ noise and then a girl with short black hair is standing where the boy had been.
As said, she has short black hair. She has a black headband with a red triangle on it and hanging over one-side was a streak of lime green hair. She is wearing a plaid black and red miniskirt with a black over-shirt and a silk red tie. She has white and black stockings with black boots that have two-inch heels. She also has a tattoo of a dragon that looks like it was trying to eat its tail, in side of the dragon was the Star of David and on either side of the dragon was a small demon-like wing.(2)
“Hmm, nice,” the woman says circling the girl, “very feminine.”
“Shut up. I like it.”
There is another noise and the boy was back.
“Yeah, so when do I start?”
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze.”
A teen girl sings walking down the hallway.
She glances at the slip in her hand and continues walking down the hallway now humming.
“No, we’re never gonna quit
Ain’t nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we’re animals.”
Ed looks up when he heard someone singing.
His eyes meet the other girls.
The girl looks at him curiously and she walks over.
‘Does she know?’ Ed thinks franticly.
The other girl has short black hair and is still looking at him curiously.
“Umm can I-I help you?” Ed asks nervously.
The girl raises her hands and rests them on Ed chest.
“You’re really flat,” she states in a matter-a-fact tone.
Ed’s mind goes blank.
SlapEd clutches his now-throbbing hand and ran to his class.
“Crap!” Envy curses.
‘She’s going to be my conquest.’ (That’s a funny word )
He walks into his class.
“Sorry I’m late, it’s my first day an all,” he smiles and looks at the teacher, Mrs. Chavarria, and the blond chibi that was standing next to her. His smile turns into a smirk at the horrified look on the blonds face.
“Oh, that’s ok, we were having this new girl introduce herself,” for some reason every time the girl was called ‘girl’ or ‘her’ she flinched.
“Oh, ok carry-on,” Envy says and walks up next to the blond.
“Uh, I-I’m Ed Elric I have an idiotic little brother and an overprotective dad?” she says nervously.
“Ok, now you,” Mrs. Chavarria motions toward Envy.
“Guten Morgan. I’m Envy. Just Envy. I don’t live with my parents. I live with Lust. She’s kinda like my cousin, I guess. My little brother, Wrath, is also idiotic. And last, and least, my other cousin, I guess, Greed, he has a crazy obsession with his sunglasses,” Envy smiles and took a breath, “Oh, and I’m gay.” He smirks and looks at the teacher.
“Ok! Go sit at the table at the back, oh and everyone else get out your writing notebook.” Mrs. Chavarria says.
Envy nods and heads to the back, the blond, Ed, following.
She turns. “What?” she hisses through her teeth.
“…Nothing. Just wanted to see if my pencil was sharp enough.” He says, innocently.
“Okay, now does everyone understand the assignment? No questions? Good. You have 15 minutes. Begint.” Mrs. Chavarria puts her hands together. “Oh, and you two girls in the back, please shut your mouths. I know it’s your first day and all, but you don’t talk in my class. So I expect a timed essay from you two also.”
Envy raises a hand. “Can I have some paper?” Mrs. Chavarria nods towards a silver tray that held notebook paper.
Both and Envy and the blond get up and grabs some paper before returning to their seats.
It takes Envy about 5 minuets to finish the assignment where-as Ed is having a hard time starting.
Envy doodles on some of the extra paper he had grabbed.
As Envy draws doodles of him killing people Ed struggles to finish his assignment.
After 10 mins ‘cuz I art LAY-ZA-HE! (and stupid T-T)
“Danka. Danka. Danka.” Mrs. C replies as she took the papers from her students
“The rest of class will be spent in SSR,” The teacher says after collecting all the papers, “If you don’t have a copy of Great Expectation with you, you will receive a zero and sent into the hall.”
Envy raises his hand, “I don’t have a book Mrs., Chavarria.”
Mrs. Chavarria blinks contemplating. “Fine I doubt that Ms. Elric has one either so you two go in the hall and be quiet. You will not receive a zero because I understand that you have not had a chance to go the front office and receive them correct?”
They both nod.
“Al right, go to the hall,” Mrs. C turns and goes to her desk.
They stand and walk silently out of the room.
As soon as the door shuts Envy groans loudly, “This class is going to be bor-ing! I’ve already read Great Expectation!”
Ed is startled when that Envy girl groans aloud, “This class is going to be bor-ing! I’ve already read Great Expectation!”
Ed watches as she flops to the ground and sits very un-lady-like. He looks away quickly.
The girls in public school in his old town are so much different then the girls here.
At public school they were always so neat and sweet and never said anything, so I don’t have to be blunt, bad.
Ed walks over next to the black haired girl, without looking at her. So not to see her, well, you know what.
He slides down the wall and hugs his legs to his chest.
‘I have a bad felling about the rest of the day.’
“Give me the ball!”
“Over here!”
“Hey! Catch!”
“Your out!”
“Bet’cha can’t hit me ya bitch!”
Coach Eidson’s call was playing, shivers, dodge ball!
“Coach! She just dropped the ‘F’ bomb!”
“No, I didn’t!”
“Yes you did, you stupid slut!”
“Oh, god. I should have never excepted this job offer. Even if it did mean a higher slavery.”
“Dyke!”
“You bitch! You’re the dyke! I see you staring when everyone is changing!”
“And what about you, you self-righteous bitch! I heard you and Matt last night! Just ‘cuz she has a guys name doesn’t make her a fucking guy!”
“This is really amusing.”
“HEY! Don’t drop the ‘F’ bomb! Please!”
“I’m scared.”
Ed is sitting in the corner away from the cat-fight.
At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven when he saw what most girls wore as their gym uniforms, a sports bar and short shorts. But then when they started getting sweaty and hugging each other and what not, you know, what all girls do. He had to leave. To, uh, relieve some, erk, tension.
But now a huge bitch fight broke out and he is hiding. And that Envy girl, who he swears is stalking him, has walked over to join him.
“That’s kinda hot though. Ya gatta admit it. It’s like a wet t-shirt contest with no prize but that fact that you got to claw someone eyes out,” Envy is smiling broadly as she watches the girls fight.
“So your really, uh, gay then?” Ed asks curiously.
“Uh, huh. You?” Envy sits down next to Ed.
“Ye- erk, no,” ‘I need to remember I’m a girl here!’ “I like guys. They have a certain attribute that women don’t.”
Envy chuckles, “really I’m not full-blown gay. I’m really bi.” (Like someone I know very well )
Ed nods and watches the girls, he notices that some of them were making-out now.
‘Awww, crap.’
“Dude,” Envy says, smile broadening, “Those two over there,” he points at a two brunettes near the other end of the gym, “The one on top has lost her shorts and the bottom one lost her shirt and bra.”
Ed flushes but soon the blood rushed down, “ah, crap.”
Envy turns to him, “hmm?”
“Ah, er, nothing, I just gatta, um, go,” Ed jumps up and runs for the nearest bathroom.
Envy stares after the Chibi. ‘This is going to be more fun then I thought.’
“Can I go work in the other room so it’s quieter?” Envy asks his teacher, Mr. Anders.
“Hmm? Uh, yeah,” he says looking frantic.
“May I do a graphic art project instead of painting?” Envy inquires.
“Yeah, yeah, um grab Ms. Elric on your way out. Do a project together, mm kay? That,” he cuts off and starts yelled at a student, “way you can become more adjusted seeing how we’ve,” he breaks off again to yell at the same student, “already started this project and you two are new,” he walks briskly away to yell at the student for a third time.
“He’s kinda crazy,” Envy mutters and goes on a search for the blond chibi-chan. “Chibi-chan.” Envy murmurs with a small smile.
He finds who he is looking for and told the girl his ‘good’ news.
“T-T But, I like to paint, T-T” Ed pouts.
“Too bad,” Envy says dragging Ed out of the class.
“Why’re you treating me like we’re friends? We barely met,” Ed questions.
“I don’t know we just kinda click I guess.” ‘A girl would say that, I think.’
“Oh,” Ed says doubtfully.
“What do you want to do a as project?” Envy asks as they walk into the other class. “Can you draw buildings?”
“No.”
“Are you good with computers?”
“ . . .No.”
“ . . Can you do anything?”
“I can find anything on the web.”
“Ok, find me a really old picture of Godzilla. Like, a picture of the very first Godzilla.” Envy gets stared at like he was stupid for that one. “What? I’m going to draw a picture that has building falling over and fire and people running away, and insert the pic of Godzilla. It’ll be awesome.” He is still being stared at like he was stupid. “It’s that or we do somthin that has something to do with killing.
“OK, Godzilla it is!” Ed says her voice suddenly sounding kinda manly.
She starts coughing as if to say the there is something caught in her throat.
“Hmm.”
“Erm, Let me go find that pic fer ya. Eh heh heh heh,” Ed laughs nervously and quickly maneuvers around Envy and hurries to a computer.
“Hmmm.”
Both nod a little intimidated by the overly happy women.
They walk to the empty table.
“Are you staking me? 3” Ed asks the girl sitting in front of him.
“Hmm?” Envy says not believing what he was asked.
“Well, it’s just that we’ve had every class together. And I think you staking me,” Ed says matter-of-factly.
“You sure are full of your self Chibi-chan.”
“WHO’RE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE CAN’T EVEN BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS WHILE WHEREING STILTS!”
O.O
“Wow,” Envy says breaking the silence. “You sounded like a guy just then.”
Ed twitches but sits down in a huff.
“Lets see, room 303. 304, 304, 305, 306, 307, 308, AH! 309!” Envy opens the door and sees the blond Chibi unpacking, “eh.” They stare at each other for a second. “What room are you supposed to have?”
“309. You?”
“309.” Envys face suddenly darkens. “That fucking bastard!”
Sarah: Wow! One sentence made it 8 pages!
Rachel:talkes in French:
Evie: uh huh . . . :nods at her: BTW Kouga InuYasha and Miroku are all locked in my closet :smiles:
Sarah and Rachel:turns to Evie:
Evie:doesn’t notice murderous looks: I’m listening to Crazy and Jessies girl :dance:sees looks and runs away:
Sarah:chases: Give me Kouga!
Rachel:also chases: Give me InuYasha!
Ginny:Apperes and chase: Give me Miroku!
Envy:blinku:blinku: review and she’ll have me and Chibi-chan make-out next chap. (probably actually ;)
